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Farting at work, safe in the knowledge that your nearest colleague sits 10 feet away, and then shrinking into your seat as your boss/ the pretty girl from new media comes right over to your desk to talk to you - classic or dud?

― Mark C, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, heh - better out than in!!

― katie, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Victor Lewis-Smith said something about this: "You sit in a room by yourself for two hours and no-one comes in. So, you drop your guts, but as soon as you do someone walks in, looks at you as if you're pond filth and walks out again."

"shrinking into your seat as your boss/ the pretty girl from new media comes right over to your desk to talk to you'

Worse if it's your pretty boss. I had a pretty boss once...

― DavidM, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tell them it is the bodies you buried under the floorboards

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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