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http://www.cafepress.com/ilxshop

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like all my christmases have come at once.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Do people get to write responses on them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

btw you have not me but a certain other canadian to thank for them

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

THANKS MARTIN SHORT FOR TEH ILX THONG!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

NICE THREADS !
*ducks*

― kephm, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

needs an all-black t-shirt with the logo in white

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

You are indeed a god sir!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha! I love easy Xmas gifts!

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but for who? ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man my ass would look sweet in that.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Here, honey, you know that message board I post on sometimes? Well, have a thong."

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife would get a kick out of that. good idea.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

*white* things. urgh. black I can understand but WHITE? skidmarks ahoy.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That girl t-shirt has BOOBS.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

those last two posts could replace www .ilxor. com quite nicely I think

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Need to make shirts that say These threads have been locked by an administrator

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Nathalie, no offence but WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY for god's sake!!

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic or DUDE. Be the talk of the town in this form-fitting numbah! Shocking!

classique

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought we were gonna do shirts with the dinosaur & robot image on them. I believe the Seattle contingent discussed that at some point.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I would be down with that if it didn't say ilx, no way am I explaining this bullshit to anyone. I like robots though.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The robots/dinosaur image happily has no specific ILX mention in it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39027000/jpg/_39027407_abfab-bbc-203index.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

this is disgusting and wrong

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

'I dreamt I was canonized in my ILx thong'

― saint luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i jokingly mentioned making a cafepress ILX store so beat me Ronan, sorry.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I love that I only ever actually come into physical contact with like 3 or 4 people who would understand what these shirts were on about, but that, upon making the recognition, we would laugh in the faces of all our poncey friends whose sole connection to the webbernet is friendster. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN OUTHIPSTERED MY FRIENDSTER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's why it's bad that the url is on the shirts, because THEN THEY'LL KNOW.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

THE HIPSTERS, THAT IS

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

it's too late, I already know how to find ilx.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

there is a trucker hat. oh my.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Then the hipsters have already won.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yes before I think of purchasing anything so dorky the t-shirt must be a dark color and there must not be a URL.

any tee with a URL is waaaay too dorky for me.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://apotheosis.tv/files/redridinghood12.gif

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

......

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If all y'all want me to remove the url from the back, that's dead easy to do, or I could just do second versions of each. let me know. I am sad there weren't t shirts (or thongs) in black. I weep.

― sean c via cell, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy fuck, Jon.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

no black? that's just wrong.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell? I didn't realize that raccoons collected nuts too. I thought it was just squirrels.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the lack of black has been a complaint at CafePress for ages, but it's because the screening process is more finicky for black T-shirts (i.e. their clients/customers would have a much higher percentage of T-shirts that come out looking like crap because of colors that don't match up to what they were on the screen, etc.) They periodically test it out with a few stores and quickly cancel it again because of quality complaints.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay. I've reworked the shirts to remove the URL from the back. People paranoid about attracting oglers in addition to the googlers can now rest easy and ply me with money.

All profits will go to the buy sean a t-shirt fund, then maybe we'll buy Momus a trucker hat or a thong for Ned. But probably I'll donate any profits that come out of this to a charity, just because.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I should also note that I've just added a baby crawler to the list, just so Alex in NYC can outfit the new family member properly.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

charity = beer

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the baseball shirt.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 May 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hah, beer seems like a good charity, but I'm serious. I'll planning to donate any profits--and this is all theoretical since no one has placed an order so far as I can tell--to the Heart and Stroke Foundation, partially since I figure the research may be something I can use down the road.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a Stroke and Shaft Foundation?

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If there was, I'd be sure to dig deep in my pockets for that one.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even post that much and i'd like to have one of the 3/4 sleeve ones

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 27 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Why oh WHY do the male thongs not have

S
T
A
T
S
C
O
C
K

written down the front?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 May 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

male thongs?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 May 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 71 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I will sincerely regret posting these....

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-08-16%2017.29.32%20-0700/Image-91A40F1BEFE311D8.jpg

ihttp://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-08-16%2017.29.32%20-0700/Image-91A434D6EFE311D8.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially the latter one, which somewhat mercifully did not appear.

Have I mentioned how much the Nu-IlX picture posting procedure sucks?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

where's you in the thong?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That image exists solely in your lurid dreamtime, Stence.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nightmares count as dreams, I guess.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he really is the horniest ilxor.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

nightmares don't make me horny! nor do men in thongs, usually.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

but maybe you're talking about Alex in which case, nevermind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the Baby in NYC in here ILX onesie?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

here = her

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Onesie doesn't fit yet.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

At long last....

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-09-30%2007.54.43%20-0700/Image-5318AAE112F011D9.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-09-30%2007.54.43%20-0700/Image-531825C212F011D9.jpg

...complete with authentic formula stain.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha! I think we have the definitive ILX photo of all time and space.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(Gareth and the phone is the only competitor.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

phew! as that was still being loaded with the caption i thought it was going to be a picture of a baby with the thong!!! phew!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

wow. i'm not one to gush about babies, but that's totally fucking cute. awww.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

TAKING SIDES : PADDINGTON VS KERMIT

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Kermit looks like he's falling off the edge of the bed and crying out in desperation.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

In the second one, Charlotte looks like shes going to ENGULF US ALL. With a cheekily pensive grin on her face.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

in addition to very cute, Charlotte looks more poised and intelligent than your average baby. She KNOWS something!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent baby.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

just purchases a thong

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 4 February 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Was Luna wearing one of the ILX thongs in the now infamous underwear thread?

If anyone makes an "I kill you with guns" or "Hi Dere, What Is It Made?" t-shirt, put me in for one of each.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

dude i SO want a 'hi dere' etc. shirt

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2005 03:41 (twenty years ago)

I was not, no.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Also, why don't we have Ornaldo Bloomps for President?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Becuase it's the least funny thing to ever appear on ILE?

IMHO, but then I didn't get it and have no sense of humour etc. :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I was going more on popularity and longevity...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Ah, I see (sorry if that last post sounded rude btw, I didn't mean to be)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

What is it with the undies and you people recently?

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 4 February 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Cabin fever! Those of us in the northern hemisphere have had enough of winter!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

whoa alex's kid is CUTE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 4 February 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

how come i think cafe press products might not have the best fit/finish. but fun for sure!

heh, all the ladies who look at luna's pic know she's got some nice/expensive (looking) underwear on. i think the better a lady looks, the more other women notice her clothes and the less men think about clothes. which is i guess why gay men mostly dress women. they don't get so distracted. but this is a weird tangent...

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

you're right though - women don't dress to impress men - it's to impress other women. I was about to say that not that many women see my underwear, but I admit that if I have a new pretty bra on, I'll totally show it to my girlfriends/female coworkers.

Am I the only one that does this?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

But... what bras don't look pretty on you, Luna?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

No, it's not what they look like on me, it's them themselves. Oh I don't know.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

though, in answer, sport bras.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

They'd look better on my floor...

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Any bra that you wore, Luna, could sell millions. You should become a bra model, or "brodel".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Someone's feeling saucy...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

you think the fellas would appreciate a $90 thing from agent provocateur? they're just trying to see through it. of course you gotta show your girlfriends. (though i suppose if your man just started looking at the details of it and said how darling it was, that would be a bit worrisome).

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

You are exactly right.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but we do have some appreciation of this stuff - men do react differently to nice lacy black things than to a playtex girdle or something, you know? I'm not claiming we notice the finer points of underwear, but it's not just 'how much of you can I see through/around this' or 'how much does it push your tits up'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

whoa alex's kid is CUTE

You just now noticed this?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Yes it is.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

My gf's rationale is that when she's wearing her finest lingerie she feels sexier which, by default, makes her sexier, and though I have been educated recently in more detail than was, perhaps, necessary in the finer details of her undergarments, it's the resultant sauciness above all else which I appreciate the most.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

seventeen years pass...

can we put these back on the market

― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 22:01 (two years ago)

Fell into public domain at the start of the year. This and Metropolis

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 January 2023 22:12 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQOej9nuho

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 23:15 (two years ago)

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