Ways to Improve a Really Shitty Day, Part 4

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#253: Wear a Burger King Crown.

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Just look at this guy! he's having an orgasm of a day!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

#687: Lunchtime naps/masturbation/"nooners"

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

#509: Writing to the Consulate from the Land Of Dairy Queen, asking to apply for citizenship

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

#705b: die

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with nickalicious.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

#7089: A kitten napping on your head

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

#7090: waking up this kitten roughly, so he's nice & grouchy, then throwing him in the face of your enemy

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

#62556: French Toast Bagels fresh out of the toaster with butter and syrup.

#62557: French Toast Bagels fresh out of the toaster with peanut butter.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

EAT AT BURRITOVILLE, FEEL GASSY LATER.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

#252: Take umbrage in the fact that you are not now, nor have you ever been, a member of the rock band Live.

Rock band Live buries hatchet and agrees to play in U.S. home town
YORK, Pa. (AP) — The rock band Live has mended fences with its hometown.
In the late 1980s, the band, then known as Public Affection, reportedly was booed off the stage of the York Fair during a battle-of-the-bands event.
“I honestly don’t remember that happening,” Cres Ottemiller, the fair’s musical director, said recently. “Oh, it’s a charming story. It really illustrated that they did start at the bottom of their profession.”
Live included an unflattering song about its hometown on 1994’s Throwing Copper album. The song title consisted of the word “town” tacked to an expletive.
In a recent interview, guitarist Chad Taylor said the band hadn’t played in the York area since the early 1990s, when it appeared before a small audience at York College.
The band will play its 20th anniversary show Friday at the Strand Theatre and return for a Sept. 11 concert at the York Fair.
“We feel that it’s all working out for the better,” Ottemiller said. “For all parties — the Strand, Live and us.”

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

well York is such a lovely place, racist police cheifs and all.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The band will play its 20th anniversary show Friday at the Strand Theatre and return for a Sept. 11 concert at the York Fair.

Talk about a day that will live in infamy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Live is playing a 20th anniversary show? You mean to tell me they've been around since 1984? What the fuck?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

They've served their purpose. They've outlived Phish.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Live is playing a 20th anniversary show?

That was the other horror.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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“Oh, it’s a charming story. It really illustrated that they did start at the bottom of their profession. mmhuh, mnhuhuh.”

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to hurt you now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my friend went to york

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

college, that is

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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