What's the difference between a brothel and a nursery?

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YOU sick bastard!

CRW (CRW), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

You tellin' me this aint funny?

C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Is the C-Man/CRW dichotomy something akin to the Marshall Mathers/Eminem personality split that so enthralls the hip hop kids and dirty old pop watchers of the world?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

*looks who's talking*

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

something screwy here

.., Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ, you're old enough to have graduated from college?

fcussen (Burger), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago)

he went to college?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

he has a master's, even. this means the rest of us are wrong.

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Alright bear with me here...

Two guys and a girl are shipwrecked upon a desert island. For the first week things are a little difficult. By the second week things are getting harder. By the third week things are getting pretty desperate. By the fourth week it's getting unbearable. And by the fifth week they just can't cope anymore.

So the two guys and the girl come to an agreement. One guy will have the girl for one week, then they'll swap her around and so on and so forth...

Everything is fine for three months until the girl suddenly dies of food poisoning.

For the first week it's difficult. By the second week it's getting harder. By the third week it's horrible. By the fourth week its unbearable...

And then on the fifth week they decide to bury her.

Wakka wakka!

C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

(Heh)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

it feels bad when i laugh

chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

What's the difference between a brothel and a nursery?

i dunno, calum -- i think that yer mum and yer sister could be found in either one!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)


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