Freaking out at a co-worker, screaming "FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF! JUST FUCK OFF!!!!": C or D?

xpost - raves are so '96 battle tactics - they have been sucessfully nullified for over 5 years now.

Could have heard a pin drop, etc. The guy was fired before the spit dried on his chin, and the police chief and secretary were very nice about not holding a grudge against the paper for the actions of one nutbar.

The general consensus was that short of stabbing or shooting somebody, it was extremely difficult to actually get fired from a Civil Service job. Why more people didn't chuck computers at walls armed with this knowledge, i don't know.

Since then, I've worked in a major music retailer in the West end of London. Before I started, one of my managers was apparently spat on by a customer and in retaliation leapt across the counter and punched him.
He didn't get sacked either.

I'm about to do this because I can't stand someone.
-- kyle (akmonda...), June 1st, 2004.

!!!!!!!

"handle my mail, big boy"

We used to have a guy that was deaf and worked in our department many years ago. Apparently he got fed up at something and all i heard was some screaming that sounded like Chewbacca at the top of his lungs coming from over the cube. Then he cried and left.

from the Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers thread a while ago:

Oh crumbs. The (probably really actually disturbed, so I know it's mean to be weirded out) crazy lady from the other end of the corridor (down which, with all the intervening doors closed, one could hear her SCREAMING ARGUMENT with her supervisor the other week) keeps telling me about how her job is so stressful that it's giving her an ulcer and she can't sleep at night. She's a medical secretary. She picks at her hair all the time she's speaking, and always has scratches and bruises on her neck, and regards me as the only sympathetic ear in the building. I don't know how much more I can take, particularly as she has no chitchat resources, but instead launches into a tirade about her managers instantly whenever she comes into my office to use the fax machine. Eurgh and her lipstick (far too bright, really badly applied) is always collecting in the corners of her mouth with flecks of her deranged spittle. Argh.

I meant it in the UK English sense of 'twat'. Not the American English sense.

I'm an Irish civil servant... lately I've been considering turning myself into an office weirdo who never gets given any work to do. I would be ruining my promotion prospects, obv., but I make enough money for my simple needs.

what does it mean in UK english?

I wish I could be the office weirdo. But I'd have some pretty stiff competition. And I don't have an office.

Anyway, she eventually got sacked and I didn't, so nyer. Because, you see, she really was a dozy twat. I wasn't making it up.

Although I think I should speak up for the dozy amongst us. If we were all sacked it would be terrible.

Anyway, there's dozy, and then there's being a dozy twat.

sitting down he has a pen to tap w/ too

my pal says he never noticed it til I pointed it out and it doesn't bother him

fewxposts

I consider this which is why I never complain about the way he shakes his yogurt up. But I know I don't tap tap tap,arrrghh! I don't know, it's either a pen or maybe something on his jacket. He also has allergy problems so is always snuffling and snorting. argh!

The boss here is constantly singing whenever he's in, thing is he only sings one line of each song OVER AND OVER but changes the words EACH TIME. I think he has some sort of singing tourettes. So anyway the only way I can handle it is by writing down what he's singing. I posted it to some thread about a year ago, but it's grown since then so here it is again. THIS GUY IS THE MOST IRRITATING MAN I HAVE EVER MET.
07/02/2003 : "And in those angel eyes"
"Gimme gimme gimme"
13/02/2003 : "Now you're giving me the WILL to survive"
17/02/2003 : "Come fly with me lets fly lets fly away, choo choo choo choo"
18/02/2003 : "Lost and lonely"
"Now you call my name umm hmm hmm hmm"
"DA DA DA DA DA DA (REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY) MAAGIIC MOMENTS"
27/02/2003 : "My darkest hour, I just get lost"
28/02/2003 : "You came into my liiiife" (quite tuneful this one).
03/03/2003 : He appears to be humming the theme tune from batman, but I could be wrong.
05/03/2003 : "And then you start to scream 'Give it to me'"
07/03/2003 : "You say it best-ah when you say nothing at all"
"Cos breaking up is so"
"You know that I need your tender touch"
10/03/2003 : "Wish you wanted my..." CLICK CLAP CLAP "dum de dum"
12/03/2003 : That Muppets tune followed by...
"You say that you love you love me but then you say you don't
You say you'll come on over but then you say you won't"
13/03/2003 : "Two hearts living in two separate worlds da dap dadap dap"
14/03/2003 : "That's where I'm gonna go when I die CARDIO-VASCULAR!"
"Mr Saturday Dince (?) da da da da daaaa da da da da da da da da da da"
"Doo doo dooo dooo dooo don't get around much any more"
17/03/2003 : "It's a beautiful day"
19/03/2003 : "Every do do do do do dooo do do la la la la la la"
20/03/2003 : "These are the days of our lives"
21/03/2003 : "Is a name I call myself a long long way to run"
"A DROP of golden sun-ah!"
"Nanananana You win again! Mmmmm-hmmmmm"
27/03/2003 : "Alone to the pyramids at night"
"I don't care what they say.... Tomorrow!"
01/04/2003 : "Love! Lift us up where you belong"
08/04/2003 : "Who knows what tomorrow brings"
"All I know is here and now morning ruth"
"Do you need someone to love, bom bom bom bom"
10/04/2003 : "Devoted to you hooom"
14/04/2003 : "No you can't take that away from me"
15/04/2003 : "And if you should discover that you don't really love her"
"Take good care........ of my baby"
"Be just as kind as you can... veee"
16/04/2003 : "RIIIAG NONA RIIIAGGHHH!"
17/04/2003 : "The lambs of mist"
25/04/2003 : "Got my fingers got mah"
06/05/2003 : "In my hour of darkness"
"There will be an answer, let it be"
07/05/2003 : "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good"
08/05/2003 : "I say yes you are wonderful"
27/05/2003 : "I don't care what they say I'm gonna love you child any old way"
"I'll give you dee dee dee I don't care, Yeah!"
30/05/2003 : "Love the one you're with"
02/06/2003 : "Talkin' about..."
"I can't go on..."
05/06/2003 : "Do the little ordinary things that anyone ought to do ba bom ba bom"
"The very thought of you and I forget you the ordinary things"
"I'm living in a time of day"
"Tell me that you'll come on over"
25/06/2003 : "Women of a certain age"
27/06/2003 : "You don't neaaad me"
"Baby now that I've found you da la dela go"
30/06/2003 : "My love won't ever be the same"
"I sit and watch"
"It's not the way you smile that tears me apart"
01/07/2003 : "Don't break my heart"
"Build me a buttercup"
02/07/2003 : "My cherie amour pretty as a summer's day"
03/07/2003 : "And words are all I ha-ave to take my heart away"
04/07/2003 : "THE RISE AND FAAAHHHL! do do do dodododododo" (v. loud)
07/07/2003 : "My back's turned to the sun"
08/07/2003 : "I hope I die"
"The writing's on the wall dldldldldldlddedld"
09/07/2003 : He is singing the match of the day theme tune.
10/07/2003 : He is muttering "Porche" to himself.
11/07/2003 : "I will never let you see"
"I will never let you go"
"How my broken heart is how many good one's we got Frank?"
"Oooh heartaches and pains"
"I'll do my crying in the rain"
"All my heartache and pain"
15/07/2003 : "Well I know in times of trouble... mothermarycomestome"
22/07/2003 : "I will never ever let you go, oh Nikita I love you so"
23/07/2003 : "You tell me that you'll come on over then you say FRANK!"
"Please don't please da da dada da da"
24/07/2003 : "You know that I need your tender.... touch"
"I'll give her to you one more time..." (farting trumpet noise)
"You're lonely like a hurricane"
"Then you say you don't"
"Galveston oh Galveston"
25/07/2003 : "The way you smile tears me apart... doesn't matter what you say"
"I'm gonna love you girl any old way"
"I don't care what they say about yooou"
"Foulll! Bobby Charlton!"
30/07/2003 : "You got a long long way to go... ah-ha"
"Yes you will pay a price but look how much it changed"
"I can do anything, I am STRONG!"
"I am strong, I am invincible"
01/08/2003 : "Doesn't matter what they say, gonna love you child any old way"
04/08/2003 : "Still crazy after all these years"
"Deee it be nice to hmmm hmmm hmmmm"
05/08/2003 : "Lalalalala it's not the way you smile that.... tears me apart"
"I'll have a little band of gold... that you are mine"
02/09/2003 : "You get a little weary when the sun goes down"
09/09/2003 : "There's a truth in your eyes saying how are you young lady?"
"Say you'll never leave me"
10/09/2003 : "I had the time of my life, and I never felt this way before"
11/09/2003 : "Love is the right thing to DOOOOO! right..."
15/09/2003 : "I'm beginning to see the light"
18/09/2003 : "Start off the day with pie and scar father jones" (?!?)
19/09/2003 : "I don't know why"
23/09/2003 : "Why d'you pass me by-hy"
24/09/2003 : "I'm so happy I almost died"
25/09/2003 : "Stop look and listen, dat-ta-da"
26/09/2003 : "I got my self a da-waag oh woah woah woah"
08/10/2003 : "Little darling... Little darling... ... ... Little darling"
"Little darling"
"Little darling"
"Little darling... It's been a long long"
"Little darling"
10/10/2003 : "Your mod soul... The day the muuuuuuuuuuuuuuusic died"
"The day the music died... Do you believe in god above"
13/10/2003 : "HIYA! Baby I know..."
"Oh how can I"
"and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry too if it hap-"
"dedididuedidue" Followed by weird snort noise - what the hell was that??
16/10/2003 : "It's a beautiful day"
"It's not the way you smile that tears me apart"
"What can I do"
"I don't care what they say about you... Cheep... tra la-la la-la
they say you've never ever been true"
17/10/2003 : "I'm sendin' out an SOS"
20/10/2003 : "Pick up the phone"
22/10/2003 : "Happy end of the day. Yes I'm certain that it happens all the ti-i-iime"
24/10/2003 : "Talking 'bout my girl. (Spoken) I got sunshine on a cloudy day"
"I know you'll say"
"In the month of may"
"I've got so much love... hea hea hea hea hea"
31/10/2003 : "It's another lonely daaay"
"I don't care what you say about tomorrow"
03/11/2003 : "Lean on me when I'm not strong, de la la la"
05/11/2003 : "My darkest hour, baby I want you"
"I just can't live without it"
"You're the guiding light and suh-duh-duh my darkest hour"
"I just can't-ah live without... You love-uh and affection"
07/11/2003 : "de-de-da-da-da-da Move ooooooon up"
14/11/2003 : "Back in the USSR, I know how lucky we are"
17/11/2003 : "It's very superstitious, the writing's on the wall"
18/11/2003 : "At the end of the line"
26/11/2003 : "Who's gonna take you home"
27/11/2003 : "I win again"
"'Cos I need you the whole time, yeah!"
28/11/2003 : "Welcome to my world"
02/12/2003 : "I'm gonna make believe it came from you"
"I'm gonna sit right down"
"If a picture paints a thouuuuu-sand words"
"Then why can't I paint you"
"I remember yoooooou"
04/12/2003 : "And the laugh's on you"
"Saga 106.6 fm"
05/12/2003 : "I should have to-ooold you myself"
(Spoken)"Don't you know? That I heard it through the grapevine"
"It takes me by surpriiiiise what you say"
"I took you by surprise"
"Just about to loooose my mind, honey honey"
08/12/2003 : "Time on my hands do do do do do-do"
12/12/2003 : "I'll give it to you one more time"
16/12/2003 : "Lookin' swell"
17/12/2003 : "This gun's for hire, do-do do do do do"
"This is mah song"
"I wonder ... ... I wonder ... ... I wonder"
23/12/2003 : "I'm crazy right now"
24/12/2003 : "I remember all my liiiiife, dal-al-al-al daaaaa daaaa daaaaaa"
"I remember, how you doing Alan?"
"Oh Mandy you came and you-"
05/01/2004 : "I can tell you're gonna cry, is it over me"
"By the look in your eyes, I can tell you're gonna cry"
"Cos I'm the kind of guy who's always on the roo-aaaa-oooo-ddd"
"Wherever I lay my HAT"
06/01/2004 : "RIGHT! Baaaa-aaaayyy-beee!"
09/01/2004 : "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, it's been three long years"
12/01/2004 : "In New Yooooork City... Yap"
13/01/2004 : "You took me my surpiiiisee I might say, when I found out"
(spoken)"I bet you're wondering how I knew"
16/01/2004 : "When I've got that feeling"
"There'll be no while flag upon"
"There will be no while flag upon this ship"
"Tell me tell me lies"
"Tell me tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, tell me lies"
19/01/2004 : "I bet you wondered how I knew"
21/01/2004 : "I'm talkin' 'bout my baby"
"I'm not talkin' 'bout my baby"
22/01/2004 : "Gotta get a WITNESS! Especially you girl"
26/01/2004 : "I'm TOO busy thinkin' 'bout my baby"
29/01/2004 : "Aye poy poy riiiaaagh for a while"
"Do you believe in this rock and roll"
"I was a lonely teenage bronkin' buck with pink carnation and a pick-up truck"
"Do you believe in god above"
"The good old boys are drinking whisky and rye"
30/01/2004 : "The day the music died"
02/02/2004 : "Love hurts"
"When I saw you"
"Cry-ay-ay-ay-ing over you"
"It was alright... For a while"
03/02/2004 : "The day the music died"
"Why why miss american"
04/02/2004 : "Love hurts, love dies"
"And even so it takes a..."
05/02/2004 : "It's a hard day"
06/02/2004 : "You're unbelievable!"
10/02/2004 : "Out of my head"
"Here comes the sun I say"
11/02/2004 : "LATIN!"
12/02/2004 : "I'm coming out of the kitchen, rawwr grrr ggrrr rawwr urrr rawwr"
"No I need a place
20/02/2004 : "You gotta take my breath away"
24/02/2004 : "About your plans to make me blue"
"I'll bet you wondered how I knew... Nop shnop nop"
25/02/2004 : "Give me just a little more time and our love will surely grow"
26/02/2004 : "On broadway!"
"The neon lights... On broadway"
He's clapping really loudly whilst singing "On Broaaaaadway!"
"In the air on broadway... aaaaaooooohhhh BUGGER!"
27/02/2004 : "There's a girl I know lala lala dadada"
03/03/2004 : "Holding back the years"
"Sooner or later"
"The revoluuuution's here"
05/03/2004 : "A kiss... Is still a kiss"
08/03/2004 : "This old heart a' mine"
"A hundred times I'll take it out"
"A hundred times I'll take you back"
10/03/2004 : "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
12/03/2004 : "Loving you is easy 'cos it's beautiful"
15/03/2004 : "Loving you... is easy"
16/03/2004 : "I'm gonna wait 'til the midnight hour"
19/03/2004 : "Bet you're wondering how I knew, about your plans to make me blue"
26/03/2004 : "Here I am stuck in the middle with you"
"I don't know where it is at night"
"Cos it means that much to me, you took me by surprise I must say"
"I bet you wondered how I knew"
"I'm just about to loooose my mind"
"I bet you wondering how I knew 'bout your plans"
30/03/2004 : "Bringing on baaack the good times"
"I wanna spend some time"
"Want somebody who will spend some time"
31/03/2004 : "I'm gonna wait until the midnight hour"
"If a man could be places at one time I'd be with you, woah woah dooo"
07/04/2004 : "Do I love you? Yes I do"
"You took me by surprise I must say"
08/04/2004 : "Night and day... Think it's all over"
"Every night and day"
"I think we're alone now... Ah lehh le lehhh do la bah"
"There'll be night and day"
13/04/2004 : "I think we're alone now"
"Every night and day" CLAP CLAP
"Remind me baby of you"
"On the dancefloor " CLICK "Remind me baby of you"
15/04/2004 : "I took you by surprise I must say"
16/04/2004 : "I die each time... I hear this song... Here he comes"
"That's for sure"
"The only trouble is"
"I can make you mine I can..."
"The only trouble is, gee whiz, I'm dreaming my life away"
"Any time night and day, the only trouble is gee whiz"
"I can taste you lips of white, and (sic) time night and day"
19/04/2004 : "Anyone who ever hurt me"
"I'll never fall from the sky, right into your arms"
"I hope you comprehend"
20/04/2004 : "I'm so busy talkin bout my baby"
"Aint got time for something else"
21/04/2004 : "There's a girl I know"
28/04/2004 : "You took me by surprise"
29/04/2004 : "It don't impre-eh-es me"
"That don't impress me much"
"You don't impress me much"
"Talking 'bout my baby, hmmm mnnn mnnn hm hmm hm hm"
"Where the river...."
30/04/2004 : "The tracks of my tears"
"Be so nice to come home to"
06/05/2004 : "Going out for another drink"
"It's a whiter shade of paaale"
"You're simply the best, neh neh neh"
"Simply the best"
"Tell me that you're gonna love me baby, then you say you won't"
"You say you donnnnnnt"
"I love you like a hurricane"
07/05/2004 : "There you were"
"Too busy thinkin' bout my bay-beh-heh"
"Too busy thinkin' about my baby"
"Where the river ends"
11/05/2004 : "Foo once in my life"
12/05/2004 : "I don't know why"
"Too busy thinking bout my baby, I ain't got time for uuuuooooppp"
13/05/2004 : "Ah de doh da, because I'm jive talking"
14/05/2004 : "R.E.S.P.E.C.T."
"R.E.S.P.T."
"Just a little bit"
17/05/2004 : "There'll be no wan"
"There'll be no white flag"
18/05/2004 : "Hello, is it me you're looking for"
"I can see it in your eyes, but I haven't got a clue"
19/05/2004 : "Where I right or wrong" CLAP
"I'll be down on my knees"
"If I were a tower of strength"
27/05/2004 : "I want to break free"
"Love is nature's way of giving UUUAAH reason"
"Love is a many splendoured thing"
"It's the april rose that only grows in the early spring"
28/05/2004 : "In the land of the"
"In the land of the"
"In the land of the" -- I don't think he knows the rest
"I really know"
"I really know" -- he's not doing well with lyrics today
03/06/2004 : "Won't you come home baby... Please come home... You pay the rent"
"And I'm gone pay the rent"
04/06/2004 : "Your candle burned out lo"
"Goodbye Norma Jean"
"Goodbye Norma Jean, we're on the 22nd floor"
"When love comes to town gonna"
07/06/2004 : "Sunshine on a rainy day... yeah"
09/06/2004 : "I need someone"
"I need someone to love. do dodo do do"
10/06/2004 : "It's just an-o manic monday"
"This gun's for hire... do do do do do"
11/06/2004 : "Baby I shouldn't love you"
14/06/2004 : "Two of us guys you know I love you more.... Huhum"
"Took me by surprise.... I must say"
"I bet you're wondering how I knew"
15/06/2004 : "I love you and I love you more"
16/06/2004 : "You took me by surprise I must say"
"I bet you wondered how I knew"
21/06/2004 : "The wedding bell"
23/06/2004 : "It's twelve o'clock in the morning"
24/06/2004 : "Here I am! Signed, sealed... delivered"
"My babe wrote me a letter"
"That's the way it is"
"That's the way it is.... (Spoken, in bad american accent) Bruce Hornsby"
25/06/2004 : "You make me blue"
"Bet you wondered how I knew, about your plans to make me blue
with some other guy you know before"
"I welcome the shelter of someone's arms"
28/06/2004 : "Lay lady lay, lay across my"
"Come come come into my life"
29/06/2004 : "Here comes ah, dah da dah da dadadada"
"But I don't know when"
"A brand-new convertible"
"You've got to look for the hero inside your head"
05/07/2004 : "I get a little weary"
06/07/2004 : "I aint got time"
"I aint got time"
"I aint got time"
"I aint got time" times A FUCKING THOUSAND
"Thinking about my baby"
"Too busy thinking about my baby"
"Thinking 'bout my baby"
09/07/2004 : "You have to wait until the midnight hour, awoop"
"I'm gonna wait until the midni-i-i-ight hour"
"WAIT 'till the midnight hour"
"I'm gonna WAIT... until the fuckin' midnight hour"
"Ginko Biloba"
12/07/2004 : "It has to beeeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeee"
"It's got to beeeeeeeee... perfect"
"BRAAAH MOCS"
14/07/2004 : "But it's gonna be a long long"
15/07/2004 : "Everywhure I gowww"
"Everywhere I go"
27/07/2004 : "The first cut is the deepest, baby I know"
28/07/2004 : "Hold on tight to your dreams"
"Hold on tight to your dreams... Ginko Biloba"
"Ginko Biloba"
29/07/2004 : "I bet you're wonderin' how I knew"
02/08/2004 : "Oh sit down"
"And our love will shhhh......"
"You gotta give me just a little more time"
"And our love will surely grow, uh"
03/08/2004 : "It's a beautiful day"
04/08/2004 : "You gotta tell your mama"
06/08/2004 : "It's a beautiful day"
"It's such a beautiful day"
12/08/2004 : "And I know we're gonna survive unless we get a little crazy"
"For a girl like you to come into my li-ife"
13/08/2004 : "Beyond these eyes of mmmmhhhmmmhmmmhmm"
"The look of love"
17/08/2004 : "I'm waiting for a girl like you"
"Everyday..."
"I'm irresponsibly mad"
"I've been waiting for a girl like you"
"I've been waiting for a girl like you, to come into my life"
24/08/2004 : "I knooow this"
25/08/2004 : "I feel so fine" CLAP "la... bada"
"Goodbye blackberry way"
27/08/2004 : "There aint no way to hide your lying eyes"
06/09/2004 : "I can make you feel good"
"Outta my league"
07/09/2004 : "Out.. SOS"
"Ahhhhmmm an SOS... In the FBI"
"On the radio"
09/09/2004 : "It's a good idea"
"Fastest thing on two feet"
"Fastest thing on two wheels... Buggydown, buggydown"
10/09/2004 : "I don't want nooobody"
13/09/2004 : "From the very start"
"The very start... I love to love you"
"The air that I breathe into" ... "Times"
14/09/2004 : "All the leaves are brooowwwwn Alan!"
"California dreaming on such a winter's day"
"All the leaves are brown" CLAP "And the sky is grey" CLICK muttering
"California dreaming on such a winter's day"
15/09/2004 : "In paradise"
"I'm change"
"Because I want you to want me"
16/09/2004 : "I still" CLAP "haven't found" CLAP "what I'm looking for"
"I still haven't found"
17/09/2004 : "A beautiful world... Beautiful people"
"It really doesn't matter to you"
20/09/2004 : "Somebody to l-morning Al"
"Thanks alan, much appreciate it, you've got to give me just a little more time"
"And our love will surely grow"
21/09/2004 : "It's a new direction"
22/09/2004 : "And the way you look tonight, you want 82"
23/09/2004 : "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"
"Can I get a witness"
27/09/2004 : "I'd like to know if you've got the notion"
"Goh notion"
"And I'd like to know if you've got the notion"
28/09/2004 : "It's the crystal chandeliers"
30/09/2004 : "You gotta come back where you belong"
"I woke up this mornin'"
04/10/2004 : "Monday, monday, can't help that day"
07/10/2004 : "There's a girl I know, de do do do"
08/10/2004 : "Der-la thirty der-la-la-la thirty"
11/10/2004 : "It really doesn't matter to me, wah wah wah wah"
"Epsilon!"
15/10/2004 : "It's just another manic monday"
"Just another magic monday"
"It's juuuuust another... Magic monday!"
18/10/2004 : "Living in America"
"I'm living in America"
"Ab lihi-ih" CLICK CLICK
"Doob daya da dah, I'm gonna be yowr"
"I'm not the kind of guy who gives up"
19/10/2004 : "Wake me up before I go go"
"Wake me up before you go go"
"I'm not planning on going solo"
"We'll be dancing the night"
20/10/2004 : "You're the most beautiful girl in the world"
"The most do do do dah doo duuuhh, it's multi"
"do duh do do, it's the right one"
22/10/2004 : "Open the door then I know, la da da da"
"Once more, the ohhhh do do do de do do"
"It's just a mah-hatter of time"
25/10/2004 : "It's such a beautiful day... Beautiful day"
26/10/2004 : "Castles in the air"
27/10/2004 : "It's a long long low"
"I've never lost weath on tom, ta ta tata ta. "
28/10/2004 : "In this modern world"
29/10/2004 : "I don't know why"
05/11/2004 : "I built this city on rock and roll"
08/11/2004 : "I'm going to run to you"
11/11/2004 : "A long long way... eeprthaaa"
15/11/2004 : "I just can't help believing"
"Like a llll... huh"
16/11/2004 : "It's a little bit funny"
"I wanna wake up with you"
17/11/2004 : "Something inside so strong"
18/11/2004 : "Za da da da, you're in trouble deep"
19/11/2004 : "And then you'll see the look in your eye"
"And then you'll know the look in your eyes"
"Searching for the secrets of life"
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly la lalala la la la la la"
22/11/2004 : "Ah crazy lover"
"Why did I give my heart so fast"
25/11/2004 : "Aaahhhy is in my ears and in my eyes"
"Bluuue suburban sky"
26/11/2004 : "What a difference"
"24 little hours"
"What a difference a day makes, 24"
02/12/2004 : "The sweetest feeling la da da"
"Lovin' you"
"You get the... Sweetest feeling, la da da duh"
03/12/2004 : "Lovin' you, doo duh do"
"Sail away to paradise, and the lands of mystery"
"Baloo it's lasted so long"
08/12/2004 : "Eeeuuh central motion"
09/12/2004 : "I sit alone alone um-chraah"
10/12/2004 : "Interesting.. dadada.. But I still haven't found what
I'm looking for"
"I still haven't found"
10/01/2005 : "He's a part-time lover"
12/01/2005 : "Aint nobody... Loves me better"
"Everywhere I go"
21/01/2005 : "Showwwrraaz! A many spendoured"
24/01/2005 : "If you see me walking down the street, I start to cry"
"There's not much justice"
25/01/2005 : "There's not much justice ihm"
28/01/2005 : "Dah dah dah.. Alone again"
01/02/2005 : "Abracadabra, I'm gonna reach out and grab yer"
02/02/2005 : "River! ... yeah"
03/02/2005 : "This is it"
08/02/2005 : "I'm never gonna fall in love, doo dah do do"
09/02/2005 : "Yes I'm-a gowning nowhere, ehsa de da"
"It is the way you do it... Right"
"Play the guitar... On the MTV"
"Thiiy IS the way you do it"
11/02/2005 : "To come into my life"
"I've been waaaaiiiittting for a girl like you"
14/02/2005 : "In the middle of the night"
"Now I shout from the highest peak"
"do do do We came impatient to be free"
"Now I shout it from the highest bill"
15/02/2005 : "And I ain't got time. yep"
"Can I get a witness?"
"Can I get a witness?"
"Can I get a witness?"
"Can I get a witness?"
"Can I get a witness?"
21/02/2005 : "Dur-deh get away too soon"
"It's everywhaarrh I gooowwww"
22/02/2005 : "Every now and then we fall apart"
23/02/2005 : "I'm gonna build maaah world around you"
"I'm gonna wrap my world around you"
02/03/2005 : "I'm going to run to you"
"I just don't know what to do with my time -
I'm so lonesome for you it's a crime"
"Like a summer rose"
04/03/2005 : "I'm gonna run my world around you"
"I'm gonna plan my world around you"
17/03/2005 : "The time of my life, I never felt"
21/03/2005 : "Is this the way to ammerville?"
22/03/2005 : "Some-body to love"
23/03/2005 : "Get out my life why don't you babe, cos you keep me"
"Cause you know it's gonna break my heart in two"
24/03/2005 : "I would give anything... I own"
"I've got to give up my life, my heart, my home"
01/04/2005 : "When I go that I'm ready to go"
"So fayantastic"
"A.M.F.M."
06/04/2005 : "Reeeaaah! Doesn't matter to me"
"It really doesn't matter to me"
07/04/2005 : "How deep is, your love I really need to know"
13/04/2005 : "Day after day"
"It's a sweet talking guy"
"Bah bah bah"
14/04/2005 : "You smiled at me a little"
"And our love will surely grow"
15/04/2005 : "There's not much justice in the world"
"Crazy right now"
18/04/2005 : "Last night a DJ"
"Ahh believe in"
"I believe in rainbows"
"Look in my life"
26/04/2005 : "Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be"
"Black velvet in my little girl's eyes"
He's worldlessly singing the American national anthem.
27/04/2005 : "You break my heart in two"
"Anything you want, you got it"
04/05/2005 : "I go on and on"
05/05/2005 : "Everybody wants to rule the world"
"Black velvet in this little girl's eyes"
"Black bell wuuuch little girl eyes when you saw southern skies"
06/05/2005 : "Dluuu doop doop steady as a rock"
09/05/2005 : "Love hurts"
11/05/2005 : "He's on the RUN ha... caravan"
02/06/2005 : "You gotta give me some kind of sandal"(?)
03/06/2005 : "When LOVE comes to town I'm gonna... Catch that train"
(SHOUTING!)"WHEN LOVE! COMES TO TOWN I'M GONNA" CLAP!
08/06/2005 : "Love lift us up where we belong"
"Sisters are doing it for"
09/06/2005 : "There's not much justice in the world"
14/06/2005 : "Doo da-dodo-doododo January"
"Go settle down"
16/06/2005 : "Goowwna have to face it you're addicted to love"
"You're gonna have to face it you're a-"
"I'm gonna have to face it I'm addicted"
"Woman!"
21/06/2005 : "He's a pinball wizard"

-- Steve.n. (pseudonym786...), June 23rd, 2005.

i have just got back from having three pint for lunch, and this is making me laugh so much, my side hurts.

ps, i'm the office grumpy bastard as well.