I think some guy in the library is recruiting someone for a cult

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I keep hearing words like: "energy. . . the reason we have a second species. . . trans-. . . fusion. . . system. . ." Maybe he's just tutoring someone.

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

He seems very calm and sensible.

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, that sounds like biology to me. but a "second species" cult would be interesting, especially if it involved tranfusing entire systems

chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

He's talking a lot about chaos and disorder and "creating artificial [barriers? areas?]. . ."

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

He's talking about oxygen molecules. If it's a cult, it's a very scientific cult.

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

is he a librarian? probably just teaching someone to use DIALOG.

mullygrubber (gaz), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

Cult of science! Worship Jehovah!

Fundie Nutter (Leee), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps it's an avatar of mine.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

an avatar to aheadness?

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck yeah.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

ned raggett is the drummer for gay dad

the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

a guy i know was sure he had discovered the secret of time travel and cold fusion (though on different occasions) and couldn't wait to prove it to his physics teacher. don't know how that turned out, but it probably sounded something like your guy

chrisco (chrisco), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

He's not a librarian (not one who works here anyway). I think he is just a tutor. I thought maybe it was like a UFO cult at first.

(Oh there's a fight in a loud argument in another department.)

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

(Sorry, that last sentence was edited but not very well.)

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

they let reverend heidnick out already?!? i thought they fried him!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

Sébastien/Rockist Scientist mini-fap opportunity!

Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure it was nothing.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

smells like sc1ent0logy, by which i mean it smells like huge archaic mollusks. x3nu lives!

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

six years pass...

how does one recruit people to participate on ilx? b/c this reaction ime is typical: "wtf is going on. I don't even understand this."

dell (del), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

never tell ppl about ilx

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

why would you want to recruit anyone to ilx? i mean, i love this place and it is the greatest but it is also a pit of hatred pretty regularly. they'd probably spend the first like six months of posting being accused of being a sock or something.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

in all honesty, my best memories in life involve hanging out in the same room with people who might normally never have hung out with each other. so that. would motivate me.

dell (del), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link


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