HELP ME AND NED CAST THIS MOVIE ABOUT ADAM ANT STARRING ORNALDO BLOOMPS!

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Ned:Actually, there's a thought -- an Adam Ant bio pic. Who plays Adam? Marco? Any of 'em!
Ally: ornaldo bloomps
Ned: HAHAH
Ned: I would front the cash for that
Ned: But only if he takes down Malcolm Mclaren thing HARDCORE DAMMMMMMN
Ally: dude me too if i had any. i will give you whatever i have if you can make this possible. i dunno about marco, that one bloke from the office perhaps? the bigger one, the famousy one now. but yeah, ornaldo bloomps for real.
Ned: Yeah, I know the guy you're talking about. Have him talk in the worst English accent ever! And Ornaldo's got the hair sorta in real life, so just make him look a touch stockier and add the pirate uniform and outfit and STAAAAAAAAAAAND AND DELIVERRRRRRRRRRRR
Ally: yeah this would be a fuckikng amazing movie, dude. seriously. there is absolutely nothing else i'd rather see, at all.
Ned: The trailer would be great.
Ned: "Young Stuart Sutcliffe was trying to succeed in art school in London...
Ned: "When something CHANGED!"
Ned: *bad Sex Pistols actors on stage*
Ned: Cut to Ornaldo:
Ned: "I could do that!"
Ned: Other punk:
Ned: "What could YEW do?"
Ally: hahahahahaahahahahahaha duude Ned I KISS YOU
Ned: Ornaldo: "I could be PURE SEX!"
Ally: hahahahahahaha omg
Ned: Hey, after all the heavy talk, time for good cheer!
Ned: What else would this trailer be like?
Ned: Bunch of intercuts from various shows
Ned: Manager: "What do you want to do?" "WEAR A STRIPE."
Ally: a whole shit ton of shots of Ornaldo in open pirate shirts, which is more than enough for me
Ned: Well yeah, that goes without saying!
Ned: Haha, I've got it
Ned: Johnny Depp in a special guest role as David Bowie
Ally: OH MY GOD
Ally: *high fives*
Ally: but who plays Captain Sensible?
Ned: Thank you. Hm, hold on now...
Ned: Fuck, that's a GOOD question
Ned: Damn. Who has his looks/hair these days?
Ally: i dunno, honestly.
Ned: Hold on, there's got to be a brilliant answer for this and I will think of it.
Ned: Hahaha!
Ned: Okay, here's my goddamn insane answer:
Ned: R. Kelly

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

Ally: but who plays Captain Sensible?

rick nielsen (i was just thinking about this tonight)

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Ned curses!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

OK either ILXors are totally weird or Captain Sensible is a bigger cultural force than anyone previously thought, to have three of us randomly thinking of who would play him in a film. That's a good choice, too.

Seriously, the Captain Sensible revival is now.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

It went BANG!
BANG!
I said shut up.

Best line from any song in the history of the entire universe evar.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

Well, lines.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

what's roland orzabal doing these days?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

Those aren't the best lines when you consider that the entire chorus of the song is just one guy going "Captain?" and then the captain going "WOT??" and then a bunch of girls restate what just happened as if anything actually occurred.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

WOT YOU FUCKIN" WANT???

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

did the good captain sport a mullet?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago) link

naw, i was just trying to make a case for cheap trick being the american damned.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

that is not a theory i have thought much about previously, but now i'll spend the night thinking it.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

silly ilxors the american captain sensible = gerardo

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:44 (twenty years ago) link

Jean Reno is Malcolm MacLauren in our version btw.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

jean reno is french.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

mary kate & ashley olsen as annabella lwin

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

or was that supposed to be "janet reno"?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

So are Daft Punk but that didn't stop Ned from suggesting them as the Sex Pistols.

xpost YES

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

so what about gerard depardieu, then?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

He's awful.

― Alloyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

but he IS french.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

(so sorry for killing this thread.)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

You should be, you bastard.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

u cou;d've revived it yerself, m'lady.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.itweb.co.za/sections/pictures/shanghai_1.jpg
The piledriver man drove me berserk, qua qua.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 June 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

http://cyhigh.jacksonsun.com/reviews/images/shanghai_knights.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 June 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

Is Jackie Chan supposed to be Bryan Ferry?

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Young Stuart Sutcliffe"???

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 4 June 2004 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

Don't forget the cameo by Keenan Ivory Wayans. (He will play Siouxsie Sioux.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:02 (twenty years ago) link

genius.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago) link

isnt adam ant in the nuthouse for stabbing himself or somethig to do with a knife?

― kephm, Friday, 4 June 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

Gorillas.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

"Young Stuart Sutcliffe"???

His real name is Stuart Sutcliffe!

Keenan as Siouxsie makes me ridiculously happy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:12 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, ha ha, Rosemary is right! Screwing up my Beatles and Adam Ant trivia there. ;-) Adam Ant's real name = Stuart Goddard, I believe. Lemme check.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:12 (twenty years ago) link

Stuart Leslie Goddard, in full. Got the first name right at least!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ivu.org/hkvegan/otherpic/keenan.jpg

"Send me fowards---say my feelings
But all the signals---send me reeling
Jigsaw Feeling
Fly girls in the house!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

Is there room to cast Damon Albarn as Sting in this greatness?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

There is always room for that.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

mark e. smith as mark e. smith.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

But of course. Damon as Sting is far more appropriate than my choice last night (Chris Martin -- although talking about that with Ally led me to informing her about the Nappies, which she loved [in the sense where love = hate]).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Wow I had actually been successful in completely forgetting about that song until just now.

― Allyzay, Friday, 4 June 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

D'oh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

Martin can be Sid Vicious (& guess who's Nancy!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 June 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

Chris Martin can have a bit part as Robert Smith.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

NO WAIT AS PATRICK DEMPSEY!!!!!!!! Robert would be played by Scott "wow I suddenly have scads of free time" Stapp and Lol would be played by Monique.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

But you mean Michael Dempsey, yes?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

I think he means C. Thomas Howell.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I did mean Michael.

Thom Yorke could have a cameo as Ian Curtis.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

I refuse to play Little Steven unless Matthew Lillard can be Billy Joel.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

IDOL dammit

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you, for a second I was scared.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 5 June 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago) link

i'm still scared

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...

Imagine if.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA I ALMOST REVIVED THIS THREAD MYSELF

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

This would still be the greatest movie of all time. I had forgotten suggesting Daft Punk as the Sex Pistols.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha this thread's great!

But even more, I love how many famous people everyone in the thread got mixed up, wtf! Stuart Sutcliffe/Goddard, Jean/Janet Reno, Patrick/Michael Dempsey and Billy Joel/Idol. Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 July 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was gonna say that I retract Michael Dempsey and am going back to Patrick.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 July 2006 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

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