YOU'VE BEEN JUICED! HA HA HA!

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040603/en_nm/people_simpson_dc_9Oh NO.
Asked by Van Susteren about reports of his involvement in an upcoming reality show, Simpson said, "it's a takeoff on something called 'Punk'd,"' an MTV hidden-camera show featuring Ashton Kutcher pranks on celebrities. "It's me doing gags as Juice ... what they call 'juicing' people." Simpson earned the nickname Juice during his legendary career as a running back in the National Football League.

Ranking the chances the show will come to fruition on a scale of one to 10, Simpson said, "It's seven or eight, that it's gonna happen."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, that formatting could've been fucked up worse than it was, I guess...

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he just gonna run up behind people and pretend to kill them with a knife? Cuz there's your show every week right there.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck. You beat me to it. That's what I get for reading the damn article.

Also, if OJ actually said that bit then he has to be the dumbest man on earth. Seriously.

(sorry c-man, but you're a close second)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Anybody see the Ruby Wax interview with Mr Simpson? At one point he pulled out a knife and jocularly waved it around in a stabbing motion. WHAT THE FUCK!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

He is a proud murderer.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I kinda like him now.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What I want to know is: when he is on JUIC'D, what will his trucker hat say?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hertz Sucks"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If he wears this, I'll definitely like him:

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/59/59499/1aoj.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 4 June 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh fuck, that WAS 10 years ago this month, wasn't it?

i hope Newsweek puts out a special commerative edition

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 4 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruno Magli will be selling commemorative shoes that come pre-bloodstained.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 June 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

In the 2003 edition of America's Best Crime Writing, there's a thoroughly disturbing profile on O.J. that is u&k to this making complete and frightening sense.

― Huk-L, Friday, 4 June 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is being juiced the same thing as being sauced?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"Stabb'd" would've been a better title

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Wacky. Still, if you'd murdered yr wife horribly, then gone on a mad car chase wearing bloodstained clothing, and still got away with it, you'd feel pretty bleedin' invincible, eh?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thedailydewayne.com/pix/juice.jpg

― Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You've been Nordberged!

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

O.J. Simpson pulls white Bronco prank in pay-per-view TV show
LOS ANGELES (AP) — O.J. Simpson as the star of the new candid-camera program Juiced pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of murder victim Ronald Goldman.
In the scene taped as part of the one-hour, pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment on Inside Edition.
“It was good for me — it helped me get away,” Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Goldman, her friend.
Goldman’s father, Fred, told Inside Edition he found Simpson’s comment “morally reprehensible.”
Simpson was acquitted of murder. A civil jury later held him liable for the killings and ordered him to pay $33.5 million US to the Brown and Goldman families.
Much of that judgment remains unpaid.
“Any money that he makes, I hope, will go to satisfy the multimillion dollar judgment made against him in the civil case,” said Brown family attorney Gloria Allred.
The program will be shown on pay-per-view this month, and a DVD offering uncensored material will be made available soon, Juiced executive producer Rick Mahr told The Associated Press.
Other practical jokes include Simpson disguised as an Elvis impersonator, a vagabond selling oranges for money and as an elderly man leading a bingo game.
Simpson was not paid for the program, Mahr said.
“Basically O.J. Simpson has decided to do this because he wants to do it, and he wanted to have fun with it,” Mahr said.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

He wants to live like a star but not get pwned by the Goldmans for money!

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

ehh bad idea, OJ

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

Not as bad an idea as killing two people, though, so, y'know, there's some forward movement.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

tru dat

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh, murderpaws

― Never being selfish but the sympathy (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

"he wants to have fun with it"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

pay-per-view? seriously?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

my mom saw him on the freeway! i should buy her that truckerhat

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

haha my friend worked on this show. they've been trying to get it made forever.

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Two years /= forever

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Check out the photo credit at the bottom of this page:

http://library.thinkquest.org/04oct/00803/Simpson.htm

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

FACED

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

omg, and of all the threads

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

a vagabond selling oranges for money

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Wikipedia and ILX, behind it all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I THINK THEY'VE BEEN WORKING FOR IT for more than 2 years, huk. fyi the creator/ producer is this guy i know named todd who you might remember as the "bum hunter" the guy who would dress up as the croc hunter and find bums on the street and show you their teeth n shit. :)

― city of gyros (chaki), Saturday, 13 May 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhscrhrhas!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 13 May 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

YOU'VE BEEN JUICED!!!

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 03:52 (seven years ago)

welcome to profit-driven entertainment in late-capitalist society

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 04:03 (seven years ago)

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