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eating combos with a spoon.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

(for breakfast)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

I've no idea what combos is. But I'm glad you said 'co-worker' becuase for some reason whenever I see 'coworker' I think 'cow worker'.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

they say google is yr friend but googling combos gave me these confusing images:

http://www.lloydsnursery.com/images/Combos.jpg

http://www.southpacifictravellers.co.nz/images/combos-ni1.gif

http://www.texascuba.com/combos.jpg

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

whenever I see 'coworker' I think 'cow worker'

Weird, that.
Weirder still: whenever I see 'coworker' I think 'cow orker'

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

good with milk?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

when i asked why he is eating them with a spoon, he said, they are like cereal.

i said you should have them with milk then.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

spoon is totally great for many various things.
e.g. having anything like a choice, i've eaten with spoon every salad put before me since 1975.

(picture-busy hstencil?=cheered-up hstensil)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

stence are you the new jon?

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link

Not in the office, thank FUCK. Which means her constant phone chatter cannot distract me from my medians and means.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link

posting 4 pics makes me jon? WTF? Who is MarkH then?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

Not in the office, thank FUCK. Which means her constant phone chatter cannot distract me from my medians and means.

kate, how possibly do combos n'sppons figure in all that again?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

this thread was meant for people to post WHATEVER inane things their co-workers are doing. kate's on the ball.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link

touchy, touchy.

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link

he is talking on the mofo phone for hours, and he is buying and selling stocks, what is this 1999? wtf, then he goes on and on about women and body weight and sleeping to the women in my dept. he needs the beat down or a sex change

― kephm, Friday, 4 June 2004 13:28 (twenty years ago) link

my co-workers are great.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

no they aren't, they are constantly talking about you when you are in the bathroom

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

bullshit dude we make chemistry nerd jokes!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link

okeh then...

my co'orker is "currently" finishing the measuring of 398 skeletons (16th-18th century) which has taken him almost 2 years to accomplish. OH ALL THAT CENTURIES-OLD DUST HE'S WHIRLED UP EVERY TIME AAAAAAAAAAARRGH!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

you mean he *really* has skeletons in his closet!

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

NAH, alas. the skeletons're on the shelves. in black bags. still.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

they had a discussion about how reality tv shows were terrible for the people that are on them (based on watching the massive queue at the business design centre of parents and their kids hoping for a spot on a new bbc show of some sort), and then about how much they all watch them. weird. i didn't have anything to add.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

My co-worker is currently (no, actually, but earlier today) sitting on a chair on the spot where our smoking area used to be until yesterday when it was torn down, grumpily smoking a cigarette straight out into the foyer.

Had I not been so goddamn irritated by having to run four flights of stairs down and through security doors, across a large hall, and then through another set of doors just to have a smoke, I would have thought it inconsiderate of her.

― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 4 June 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

..eating a yoghurt which for some reason he can't get onto his spoon without first scraping it around the yoghurt container about 10 times before each mouthful... scrape scrape scrape-scrape scraaaaape scrape-scrape-scrape scraaaaaape slurp [repeat for 15 minutes]. At least he's not brought in a bag of raw carrots to crunch through today.

― d_rk, Friday, 4 June 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

Asking me stupid questions that need to be asked of the Sys Admin. I don't even know where the server is. This is deliberately on purpose, because I didn't want to be asked sys admin type questions. I need a t-shirt that says "don't ask me, ask the sys admin" but most people probably don't know the difference between a sys admin and a database admin anyway... grrrrr.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Friday, 4 June 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

#1 Playing a flash game on some website.
#2 Watching #1 play the flash game.
#3 Showing off pictures of her preschooler in preschool robe and mortarboard (shiny and pink).
#4 Muttering into the telephone.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 4 June 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

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