Playing Grabass

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OK, when a doe eyed lass has her butt on your jock, and you're dancing the night away, when is it kosher to put your paws on her can? Uh!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

(snicker)

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

Arnold Schwarzenegger to thread!

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

i play grabass all the time.. and WIN

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

NEXT please!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

wow I'm naive. I saw 'grabass' and thought it was some sort of Hungarian lawn game or something.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

"Dahling, would you like to come to my villa at Tokaj-Hegyalja? We can play grabass on the lawn."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

I was serious.

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

Now what are you?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Ok, so I was dancing with two slorts at this party and they were both grinding with me pretty hard and we were all fucked up.

Is ok to play grabass with one? both?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

both looks better than one. don't play favorites.

(SLORTS! OMGWTFROFL)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.lotsofnoise.com/bands/Mahi%20Mahi/greenroom_june4.jpg

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

If you get in the diving suit you can play grabass with whomever and plausibly deny that you knew what you were doing. Problem solved.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 June 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.divernet.com/history/pics/jim21097.gif

THIS IS IMPORTANT

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 4 June 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

Godammit, ILX, cut out all that grabass and GET TO WORK!

― your_old_gym_coach (briania), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

i think the appropriate time to grab ass is usually designated by the rate of backwards acceleration of the booty towards the jock.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 4 June 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

Can we express that as a formula?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 June 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

Start with the hip. Don't go straight for the ass. That's how hip and straight got their names.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...

OH YEAH!!!

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

my entire marriage is based on grabass.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 2 October 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

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