Celebrate the Brilliance of the British Teen!

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Oh, we love to trumpet from the rooftops how rub our teenagers are: see this thread for details. So this is the thread where you tell us just how WONDERFUL British teenagers are. C'mon! List all the things they're REALLY GOOD AT!

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:38 (twenty years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:43 (twenty years ago) link

Applying eyeliner?

― penelope_111, Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:43 (twenty years ago) link

eating kidney pies and taking out the rubbish.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

Wanking while waiting for their breakfast egg and sausages to cook.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

Propping up the navel piercing market?

― penelope_111, Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago) link

Pulling camp poses in front of the bathroom mirror and dreaming of stardom.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 June 2004 07:50 (twenty years ago) link

making towns look more "lived in" by standing around on street corners. And perfecting the slouch.

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 5 June 2004 08:26 (twenty years ago) link

British teens are more squeezably soft than the teens of other nations.

― Snuggle, Saturday, 5 June 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

But somehow more oily, more grimy.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:01 (twenty years ago) link

Cozen is good!

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago) link

Keeping Greggs in business.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:17 (twenty years ago) link

Drinking Reef.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 June 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago) link

they can hold their drink betterthan the teens of other nations.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

Some of them are rich...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/sport/localradio/sports_awards/rooney2.jpg

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00003JA1O.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

fuck off and die, all of you

― tom west (thomp), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

Perching on the backs of benches.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link

Who is that lovely footballer?

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

Gary Lineker?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

Wayne Rooney. Spotty over-rated Scouse git.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

You forgot "podgy".

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

I forgot a lot of stuff. I was condensing somewhat.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago) link

British teenagers are excellent at both GCSEs and getting pregnant

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

you can get a GCSE in getting pregnant? What is the world coming to?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

"The world is coming to you" by the sounds of it.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Keeping inexplicably popular bands from getting real jobs.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 6 June 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

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