NFL Football

By the way - which franchises/teams have moved in say the last 10 years.

What was the last "team" to move franchise?

I'd be more of a football fan if the regional teams (tri-state area represent, holla) weren't such unmitigated BORES. When the Pats are the best bet for good football games in your neck of the woods, those are dire straits you navigate. Worse, though, is when your roommate and best friends are (christ) GIANTS fans. Ooo, look, the ever exciting 3rd & 10 draw play. Wow, another punt - scintillating. Hey, let's kick a field goal, how about them apples? Stupid Cowboys should've kicked the crap out of them, but, of course, they're more inept than the Giants. NFC East = the Inside Schwartz of the NFL.

Next week is Bears / Packers, right? I think, because of where I'm @, that game will be pre-empted due to the bullshit regional junta. Arizona / NY Football Giants. Jake Plummer to Jason Sehorn, fumble to Michael Pittman, stripped by the ref, stumbles into the stands, gets drunk, paints face, PA system plays "Loving You", and Ron Dayne sprains his neck AGAIN. Oh, lordy. Where's my Krylon?

In Jets seasons past, the Jets-Dolphins were the only ones the fans cared about. I miss not having Dan Marino around any more, even if he whupped the Jets more than once.

The "conventional wisdom" answer (i.e., what chuckleheads like Brent Mussberger and other 49er fellators would say): Because Jerry Rice is a competitor, he wouldn't let down the 49ers, he's a classic answer.

The real answer: Because he's an egotistical, selfish jackass who's been lucky to play in a chickenshit offensive scheme (hello, West Coast Offense!) where he almost never got roughed up by the defense (except when playing the Cowboys or the Packers) and because he plays for the most overhyped team in American professional sports with legions of lackeys and a propoganda outfit that would put Goebbels and Ari Fleischer to shame.

Did I mention that I detest the San Francisco 49ers, and everything they stand for? Not only Jerry Rice, but also Bill Walsh, Joe Montana, Steve Young, anyone involved in that organization. Feh!

Off to buy my Trent Dilfer jersey tomorrow at the End Zone store below my work building...

JC = Cowboys Fan

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Jesus%20in%20White%20Cowboy%20Hat-3.gif

omg I just found out I can watch the GB/Dallas game on the interweb at nfl.com, why didn't any of the news stories mention this? anyway, YES.

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Jesus%20in%20White%20Cowboy%20Hat-3.gif

I AM DOING THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW

Though based on your cowboy jesus I probably have a different outcome in mind.

What a cluster@#$%! nfl.com gives you 'peeks' into the live game while the commentators coyly dance around the fact that nfl's greed is somehow astonishingl WTFingly keeping this game out of the homes of 90% of the country. But it's better than nothing.

GO COWBOYS, GO JESUS

62 yard td run for GB oh noes. 10-3 Pack.

the signal i'm stealing is too weak but maybe someone can use this:

http://www.myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipl ine=americanfootball

whoops,

http://www.myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=&part=sports&discipline=americanfootball

I'm so confused I didn't know about the TD to Crayton! So with this last Dallas TD it's 20-10 Boys. :D

thx Kevin...

Oh man this gets better and better

go cowboys go texas go jesus go halliburton JFK BLOWN AWAY T.O. WIDE OPEN IN THE END ZONE

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/A-G/images/dallas1.jpg

im glad youre so comfortable with the fact that youre basically satan

I need Romo to get off T.O.'s dick for a while and hand the ball to Barber about two dozen times.

he'll get his in the 2nd half. i miss fantasy fb.

youve got another thing coming, friendo

i have t.o. and nick folk. i also have the gb d/st so... yeah.

why is rodgers in? i'm not watching this live.

Favre took a shot in the throwing arm. They keep saying elbow, but it looked like forearm to me. He'll probably be back in the 2nd half, but he's hurting.

he ain't havin fun no more ;_;

oh well this will be a good game (already is). both teams are for realz.

lol, Wade Phillips looks at a cue card to say "I'm Wade Phillips and you're watching the NFL Network."

Favre's hand is numb from hitting his elbow. He'll be back. In the meantime Rogers at least made a game of it.

the Schef (haha) says Favre is likely out for the game.

Classic NFL. Get me hyped on a big game then disappoint with injuries.

No disappointment here - Aaron Rodgers is having fun and making plays with his feet.

Are you watching Rogers?? Amazing drive here. xp

sho nuff. He's lookin' alright.

only T.O. could do that

never forget

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Football_League

sorry if this the wrong place for this and i know i'm just a pansy screaming into the void-

re:damar hamlin

if something like this is possible all the time -and as soon as something like it happens, the majority of folks cry "CALL THE GAME IT'S NOT WORTH IT!"- then why is the game being played at all?!

i can't help but think there's a section of nfl fans out there who watch in anticipation of such things. same idea as nascar fans watching in anticipation of a crash. or mma fans hoping for a protruding bone or whatever.

then damar's charity gets donated millions of dollars in a few hours. that's great, but why does it need to come to him nearly fucking dying for it to happen? i hate this country so fucking much sometimes.

he caught his own pass!! i have never seen that before. and i am old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0JeJ6ZdHlg

I remember Steve Young passing to himself back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlbaBVeD9o

I'm still waiting to see a QB throw it to himself without a deflection, like they lob it over the defender then run around them and catch it on the other side. Now that would impress me!