OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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First thread was taking way too long to load, so I decided to take the intiative and start a new 'un.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 5 June 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

OK, usernamelist REPRISE:

nickdastoor: ra-ra-ra
dog latin: akendoha
kathryn m: birthdaycake
lauren: missbrooke
carey: hidethehead
aldo_cowpat: aldo_cowpat
mandee: mandalion
roxymuzak: roxymuzak
melissa w: radioreverie
ronan: mr_lamouche
mark p: apropat
cozen: cozenx
davidr: draconn
carsmilesteve: carsmile
ricardo: rubalcohol
ste: bonesboy
bryan: snackwich
liz: wintryme
crackity: indieboy83
andrew farrell: andrewfarrell
dom passantino: journalis
jon w: supershine
tracer: FondantUnctious
Martin Skidmore: MartinSk
teeny: teenydreams
Ally: allyzay
Matt DC: racingsantander
me: 9kyuG

Any more?

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

I am messaging this vison.

She is less literary than most.
She is less political than most.
She is less trusting than most.
She is less geeky than most.
She is cruder than most.
She is more old-fashioned than you.

It may be love.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago) link

I r also present, under the same SN that I use here.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

Woo from 19y/o old Toronto mega-cutie! I love this site.

Cool, Daniel.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

i keep getting woos from 34yo American depressives who want to divorce their husbands

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

I started to try this thing (name: TheManthony) but I got really depressed really fast.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

I'm on there under the SN modsvsrockers

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

the central PA OKcupid scene is dead, folks.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

I am cute and a million miles away.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah, I'm LloydBraun.

― Ally C (Ally C), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

I got wooed by William Basinski.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

brock = totallygnarled

― brock (brock), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

I got wooed by a 19-year-old submissive in Ohio. Damn.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

haha my worst match in the world would most like to trade brains with "albert einsteine"

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

seriously, fuck a dating website

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

ya missed me from that list, but it doesn't matter.

albert einsteine is one of the world's greatest bowls players, I'll have you know.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

But mark, your new picture is sure to get you crazy woos.

Gregory, you missed me too even though I mentioned my username like twelve times on the other thread. Ergo you suck.
Or I do. I won't take it personal or nothin.

I'm botchy.

This site has just now confirmed that I'm officially compatible with my bf. Amazing!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 5 June 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

wtf the only guy who I qualifier as "hornier" than is Jel. You're all superfreaks.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago) link

wtf the only person who I qualify as "hornier" than is Jel. You're all superfreaks.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

eep. double post.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

dude!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago) link

you's a cold shower, Jel.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

I thought my answers would have implied a reasonable amount of sexual enthusiasm. I guess everybody else is humping their couch right now.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

todd motherfucking swiss = immobilisme

― todd swiss (eliti), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm gonna start again, I think, I have some cool new pictures. Get myself a fancy new name.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

fuckbeast666

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 5 June 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry for list lameosity - I just scrolled down from DL's original list post until I got bored! It's totally not personal.

Am up to 87% match with N. and DL, but am wrestling mounting paranoia that latter has stolen my texas friendster girl, who hasn't messaged me for three days.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

I was thinking more PoisonRoX

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

kim, if you indeed call your bf "el capitan" you are awesome

― ron (ron), Saturday, 5 June 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

I just signed up (after failing to read the last thread) and my SN is "Casuistry".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

Cozen is "less mathematical" than most men his age, and "less methodical" than me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

you're spying on me again, I see. and casting aspersions.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

Why shouldn't I spy on you?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

And OKCupid is doing the casting, not me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

O I never said you shouldn't.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

I mean it's futile but not in a bad way.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

Bryan is cruder than most and hornier than me! That's so painfully OTM.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

Cozen just "wooed" me. Is there a way I can make this into a legally binding contract?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

Also, you get 3 "woos" a day? This is more like Kingdom Of Loathing than I would have suspected...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Gregory Henry's love seems to be into an alarming amount of aussie bands for somebody from the US

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Saturday, 5 June 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

From: williambasinski
54%
match
15%
friend
To: Journalis
Date: Yesterday, 7:41pm
Subject: Hi. 4455 Miles Away

Hi. What is your user name on Soulseek

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Will the circle be unbroken?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 June 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

Who is this William Basinski okcupid dude?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 June 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Whoa. Not THE William Basinski?!?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 6 June 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

It's not. When he wooed me, I said "Aren't you from New York City?" cause his post said Fort Lauderdale or something, I don't remember. He was all "ooh, clever." He said he knows of ILX but doesn't post and he made fun of my glasses.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 6 June 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm LesMurray.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 June 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago) link

Ahahaha great username man =)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 6 June 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago) link

Gregory, if you are worried, initials = JR.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 6 June 2004 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

Safe! Thanks, dude.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 6 June 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

Skipping 344 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I usually write a paragraph, saying what it is in their profile that has grabbed my interest (I suspect "It's your tits" wouldn't be good here) and makes me think we might perhaps be suited, and suggesting that they look at mine and if they'd like to talk, here's my email.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 5 September 2004 08:35 (twenty years ago) link

My #4 world match is an ILXOR. BUT WHICH ONE??

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 5 September 2004 11:49 (twenty years ago) link

Are we supposed to answer that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

No!

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago) link

Well who is it? We're dying to know!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:46 (twenty years ago) link

Casuistry!

80% for you, Tuomas. Rrr.
Also I seem to be 85% for Melissa W. Obviously OKCupid doesn't realise we would kill each other within 5 minutes if we ever met due to massive disagreements about which Bjork and Radiohead albums are good.

I REALLY ONLY SIGNED UP BECAUSE DOM ASKED ME WHAT TYPE I WAS. Ugh. Now I'm asking people who've wooed me how I should get my hair cut.

― edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 5 September 2004 12:48 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas, Ricardo and I seem to be nearly everyone's type, according to this thing. If only people in real life thought so. Uh, I mean about me, I'm sure the lovely Ricardo and Tuomas are pursued by gorgeous people endlessly.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 5 September 2004 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

I do seem to get a lot of nice comments through OKCupid, I wish it was like this in real life as well...

There seems to be a new feature there, you can add comments to a friend's profile (she'll have to accept them first, obviously). I tried it with my friend, it seems to be working, though there's some delay before you get to accept the comment.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 September 2004 11:15 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't mean to say I don't get nice comments in real life, I do, just not in the romantic sense.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 September 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

For the first time in about three months on this thing I got a woo! I suddenly feel wanted.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

I got the worst message ever. Someone called me "one sexy rodent". I wanted to delete my account, and then humanity.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

Rodents are cute...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

Oh and then he asked if I wanted to "be [his] hamster man and ride [his] exercise wheel". Hence the urge to delete humanity.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

Was it Richard Gere?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

Not unless he's lying about his age.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14924525831126819864

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 6 September 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

I hardly ever get messages or even woos. What am I doing wrong?

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Monday, 6 September 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is OKC down for anyone else?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 24 September 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link

Okcupid is turning into the Craigslist erotic services bulletin board:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=3111634513394096431
(not work safe)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

I deleted my account today. There are people I couldn't bear if they found me on there.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 27 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=6959623277301788627

Ok, someone add me as a real friend so I look well adjusted

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

fuck, my sort of ex is my #1 match

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Obviously it's time to revise that "sort of"...

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

I logged in today for the first time in FOREVER. All my answers to the questions looked retarded, as they were based on the old questions which have since been replaced. Hopefully I look like less of a dipshit now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

The STRANGER ARRANGER!

Who has matches on their New Thing? I don't, bah.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 10 October 2004 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

I've probably complained enough about how there are only ten people in Dublin, but my new okcupid crush putting up a photo of herself holding a ticket to Ronan's club is just taking the piss.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

haha ouch

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a flyer, not a ticket. she could have got it ANYWHERE.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah yeah, keep talking.

Haha it's not like I have a rival club across the street or anything. Memo to self..

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

foit?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

haha for a moment I thought you were talking french, mark.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ok so grrr.. i keep getting top matches who are canonical bi/poly/goth/gamer/geek types.

okcupid and internet personals in general fuse my soul into a ball of angry angry wax. either everyone on them looks "oh, hey, they're too cool for me" or "omg what frikin losers, i would be bored with them in a minute" or "we are going to have zilch in common" just pretty much depending on my mood.

anyway, it makes me v.v. mad/confused that i keep getting matched with these types. of course, it seems like the only other types on the system in boston are all "omg i like sports and partying and going to bars with friends, and especially the SOX."

oh, right. i realized the problem.

this is boston.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I logged into this and everything was just the same as I left it 3 or so years ago. It said I owned a house and had a BF. It was weird.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Weird, I went back and deleted mine not 3 minutes ago!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Haw! I never even saw yours, I don't think.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you see Dom's

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 November 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember ever seeing it, but upthread I state that he is my lowest match of all time, or something.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 5 November 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd all forgotten about OKCupid, but then a couple of months ago I got an email that I had an unread message there, which eventually lead to a date with the girl who messaged me. Not much came out of it though. Most of my local matches are still goths or LARPers, so I guess nothing's really changed.

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

forgive me, but what's a "LARPer"?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Use one google, Tuomas.

― G00blar, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, sorry. Force of habit.

― G00blar, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone who does Live Action Role Playing. They're a very noticable and irritating subculture in here (which obviously overlaps with some other subcultures, like goths or fantasy/sci-fi fans).

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, I have nothing against roleplaying as such, but in my experience many LARPers think that this special hobby of theirs somehow makes them better than the common people. They even have a special condescending word for "mundane" people who don't larp.

― Tuomas, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Where does Norwegian Death Metal fit into this equation?

xpost

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 November 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

so i haven't logged in to this place in like 2 years but randomly decided to today. how come like 90% of my matches are 5'6" and all the people that message me are 23?

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

How come all the cute boys live in Chicago? Or, most of them.

― Casuistry, Monday, 18 February 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The American ones, anyways.

― Casuistry, Monday, 18 February 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i am currently being imed by:
1) some dude in staten island
2) a guy who wants me to have some sort of threesome w/ him and the girl he lives with
3) some random dude with a picture of snuggle bear instead of real photos (i.e. u ugly!)

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

major lols

― tehresa, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

some character named 001HAW is stalking me on okcupid

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

it's pato

― electricsound, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

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