HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, I HAVE A PENIS

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what am i to do? what would you do?

― bobsimon, Monday, 7 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd post about it on ILx.

― Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

c====8

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

sucks to be you, mate.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Pray to god. Only He can save you now.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Monday, 7 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

bobsimon, i think you should run for president. thats what i would do, if i had a penis.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

having a penis entitles me to a great deal of power. a penis packs power. life in america has changed. wheni look down and glance at my lap, i get overwhelmed. i took a nap, and i woke up, immediately noticing, fuck, i have a penis. a penis mother.

― bobsimon, Monday, 7 June 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is unique

― the surface noise for the sake of noise (electricsound), Monday, 7 June 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I know all there is to know about the crying game
I've had my share of the crying game
First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then, before you know where you are
You're sayin' goodbye

Someday soon I'm gonna tell the moon
About the crying game
And if he knows, maybe he'll explain
Why there are heartaches, why there are tears
And what to do to stop feeling blue
When love disappears

I know all there is to know about the crying game
I've had my share of the crying game
First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then, before you know where you are
You're sayin' goodbye

Don't want no more of the crying game
Don't want no more of the crying game

― ..., Monday, 7 June 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

PENIS

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

where's jon williams when there's a thread SPECIALLY MADE FOR HIM?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

or would THAT thread be, HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, I AM A PENIS?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I would immediately run for president of America.

― aimurchie, Monday, 7 June 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You should call a press conference.

http://www.emmyonline.org/emmy%20images/24thnews/Bob%20Simon.png

― Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newseum.org/warstories/interviews/images/jpages/hs/simon.jpg

"I regret to inform you all that I have a set of male sex organs."

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Monday, 7 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

where's jon williams when there's a thread SPECIALLY MADE FOR HIM?!?
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...) (webmail), June 7th, 2004 11:11 PM. (llamasfur) (later) (link)

HOLLA!!!! ALL THE IAN STUFF ON HERE WAS ME... INCLUDING CHANGING HIS NAME

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

How big is YOUR penis?

― Maidelah, Monday, 7 June 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"enough"

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Monday, 7 June 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread makes me want a vagina.

actually i didn't need this thread to convince me, just as an excuse.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 7 June 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what am i to do?

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― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuckle, my mum has some plants in her front garden called Peris (excuse the spelling if it's wrong) and for plants they are actually very nice looking - they change colour throughout the year from pink to green then fiery red. The name of them has made me laugh since I was a child. Our next door neighbour was always commenting on my mums 'lovely red peris' and asking for cuttings, ouch.

Even now when I visit mum I can't resist telling her that the peris' are getting very big. She's awfully proud of them.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Monday, 7 June 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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