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*grumble* *grumble* Coffee, Offices and Your Fucking Case of the Mondays *grumble* *grumble*

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I'm procrastinating coding right now, drinking coffee, just finished my KOL for the day, listening to some Beefheart.

How're all my office/cubicle/counter-dwelling friends doing out there?

HOLLA!!!!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"hang in there"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it's Tuesday.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

and still no better, but.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

At present rates the blast from the air conditioning vent above my desk should freeze me solid just in time for the post-lunch slump.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes I hate Tuesdays more than Mondays.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like Counting Crows?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanna shoo-hoo-hoot the whole day down.

― boomtown cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Today, I shall make life hell for some poor soul in New York. Help desk jockey, feel the wrath of my bombast.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The only purpose in my getting out of bed today was to suffer, oh, woe is me.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

good gravy - is it only tuesday? we really should be allowed to swap our sunny workdays for rainy weekends in Britain as they're such rare occurences.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

why would anyone put a help desk in NYC?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone got the whole outsourcing idea horribly ass backwards.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

esp. when you consider that Mr. Noodles is a Canadian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

*grumble* head hurts *grumble*

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I could listen to music, or have a cubicle.

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

as it is I just have a worryingly large discrepancy - lauren, I know how you feel.

― ___ (___), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't buy this product, don't look at me.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Because I now have a key, I came in early with breakfast. I am all alone in the office listening to Prince. And there's a HUGE fax just coming through behind me.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had an acoustic guitar to pluck in an annoying desultory fashion

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

HANGOVER+MEETINGS

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm solving a "problem" for the computer (total invention) by randomly cutting and pasting Excel spreadsheets together. Hey, it keeps me off the cash register.

― Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to take a nap on the toilet.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Spelling mistake?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

oh no my friend laura showed up

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE LAST NIGHT + WAKING UP THIS MORNING - COFFEE WHICH = CONFUSION

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone put American Idol: Love Songs in the store CD rotation and it is slowly killing me.

― Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

KILL KILL

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Not a spelling mistake. I am at least three different kinds of better now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Just be grateful you're not a postman in Hull.

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I should be javascripting & SQLing & HTMLing like a mute little worker drone - instead, I'm taking "breaks" between sporading work-related activity to find Green Lantern GIFs. Good thing the monitor isn't facing my office door.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel your pain nick. When I was 18 I had a gov'ment job and that translated to falling asleep in various place, occasionally the restroom.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I just realised something awful. When you work three days a week, as I do, EVERY SINGLE DAY IS LIKE A MONDAY!!! However, conversely, every single day is also Friday. So instead of the days of the week, you get three Monday mornings and three Friday afternoons. Wow, my life is so odd.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

God, Dunkin Donuts ruined my iced cofee. Does asking for cream = making it paler than my skin?!!?!? FUCKYOU!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Today would have been the day to switch to iced coffee here in NYC -- it's gonna be like 95 degrees. I'm stuck with the hot stuff. For now.

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

mmmmmmm, Vacation, all I ever wanted.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

today is kinda my friday. i'm going out of town tomorrow.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

Ugh.

How bad is it that I already want it to be Friday?

― ∞, Monday, 12 May 2014 17:46 (twelve years ago)

^^^ cosign

― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:28 (twelve years ago)

Two day week this week :D

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Monday, 12 May 2014 20:02 (twelve years ago)

twelve years pass...

i got a case of the mondays

― shaking babies (map), Monday, 8 June 2026 18:34 (four months ago)

https://img.beckett.com/images/items/9600138/marketplace/86339114/front.jpg

― mh, Monday, 8 June 2026 18:46 (four months ago)

http://www.minnichmusic.com/uploads/4/4/6/9/44690381/i-dont-like-mondays-698x392_orig.jpg

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 June 2026 18:53 (four months ago)


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