'Tell Us Your Thoughts' on Reagan...sez local newspaper. (aka Fun with a Phone Number)

Tell Us Your Thoughts

We Invite you to call us at 215 949-4006 and leave your personal reflections on the late President Ronald Reagan and his legacy. We will print your responses during this week of national mourning for the former President, who passed away Saturday. Please leave your name, township and a daytime phone number.

To those who are sick to death of all the fawning adulation, please leave a message telling them what you Reaaaallly think. And for added surrealism, when it comes time to give a phone number and township use the two below.

215 639-xxxx Bensalem
215 493-xxxx Yardley

End result: The newspaper will be forced to ask themselves "Why are all the rich snobs in Yardley and Bensalem bitching about Reagan?"

You may begin your attack run now.