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This is the thread where you get to mock lesbians.

― Nick, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

since gurls = rubbish, they are losers both wayZoR

― camille p, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ooh camille you bey-hotch! i nearly choked on my dental dam!

― katie, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nick you might think this is funny but in our town this mock lesbian thing is a serious problem! please can you people think about what youre doing before making public statements about my personal life.

― duane, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't understans New Zealand anymore. People are accusing you of being a pretend lesbian, duane?

― Nick, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm you REALLY want not to understand the dunepeople, visit I LOVE FORCING MY BELIEFS ON PEOPLE, and also the IDENTITY THEFT zone. I realise I am a mock poster, and as for the assult on the statscock, they are just toying with us. Even Ally is not safe!!

― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Duane, you and yr "friends" are the ones who BROUGHT IT UP in PUBLIC in the first place! Heavens!!! I know nothing about it except that everyone seems to be calling each other a bi-try and to be honest, sort it out amongst yourselves!

Normal service to be resumed now, please! Apparently I saw the most explicit lesbian PORN allowed legally in the UK which was all about doing it safely. Non- microwaveable cling-film will never be the same agane. Nor shooting each other with water guns and then PANEFUL fisting.

I sense the ILE hits will go remarkably up due to Google searches if I continue this, so I won't, anymore. Also I am being put off my spicy beanburger num num.

― Sarah, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how does the word "apparently" function in that sentence, sarah? did you or didn't you?

― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ps duane is being MOCK SERIOUS

― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I no longer believe in newzealand. if I close my eyes maybe it will go away

― Ed, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Apparently" cos it actually was not that explicit at all and certainly not sexxxxxy. It embarassed the gayist who was showing it to us who insisted that gurl on gurl naughty stuff wasn't as bad as the film made it out to be.

Mock serious or not, pleeeeeeease! I can't tell anymore! Sort it aaaaht!

― Sarah, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, but the fuckers will still be in bondi.

― Geoff, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ps duane is being MOCK SERIOUS

In Young Einstein 2: Dunedin Boogaloo

― Nick, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dastoor is a dick

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah. What does that make you? Some kind of WANKER?

― Nick, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hah! I like the all new HARDKORE Nick.

― Sarah, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mocking lesbians = rude. Mocking Kevin Smith = funny.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There weren't waterpistols in that film, Sarah. Just badly dressed lesbians. As far as I remember. The lesbian what showed it us said it was the most hardcore *legal* lesbian porn. She was easily shocked though. What she was doing with this video is beyond me, and that's how I want it to stay.

― alix, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am sure that before they did fisting that they were having a water gun fite. I am SURE! It looked very bad, the biggests of the big old bad. There was only one which had a promise to be vaguely sexy and that went TITS UP! when they got out the clingfilm. Honestly I R being more excited by SESAME STREET - think of the fun fur, mmmmmmm rowr.

― Sarah, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I need to get home so I can put my tiger hat on again. I am feeling quite queer without it. All my power is in that hat.

― alix, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wearing of fun fur tiger hat urgent + key methinks.

― RickyT, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*cough* *splutter* :):)

― katie, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Erm, according to the BBFC they still won't pass the following even in hardcore R18 vids - "FISTING, watersports, spanking, most forms of bondage and S&M, and even homosexual group sex, which is still technically illegal to practise as well as to view in this country."

― Andrew L, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

they use water pistols instead of real pistols = they are MOCK lesbians.

― duane, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My best friend and I are mock lesbians. She's much better at it than I am though.

― Maria, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mock Turtles!

― james, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

likkalodopus

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

likkalodopus

ILE post of the year of 2001. By far.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how do you know when a lesbian has her period?

her partner wears the dolmio grin

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

>>I no longer believe in newzealand. if I close my eyes maybe it will go away

nyahaha. you wish ed.

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i did not mean for that to sound patriotic.

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

wouldn't want that to happen would we Di?

c'mon, my joke is great everyone, tell me I am wonderful

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? >fur traders! Theres a good old Canadian lesbian joke for you.

― Jenny, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like that one, might have to try it out at $2 pint night tonight.

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Pardon me for being so queer/it was not me/it was my beer!!!!!!

AAahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaa this is great I am going to go and snog a gurl JUST so I can say that fantastic fantastic oh god I'm a genius.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

OK I actually came up with this on Saturday but is that the best excuse ever or what?

"B-b-but you keep doing it up the bum with that other bloke"

"pardon me for being so queer it was not me it was my beer"

"B-b-b-but you keep lezzing up!"

"pardon me for being so queer it was not me it was my beer"

"B-b-b-but you are Mark C!"

"Oh... alright then" :)

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry BGM :)

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Bah oh well I thought it was hilarious.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

those were the days

― duane, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

well they weren't really

― duane, Tuesday, 11 March 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

No they were days, surely, maybe not "the"

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

So NONE of you found that rhyme funny? You *deserve* mock lesbiangs.

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It's too horrifyingly true to life to be funny

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

Clearly a superior thread.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

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