Big Brother (UK 2004) - Who's in the bedsit? : thread 3

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Just waiting today, for
1) Michelle and Emma to be totally shocked when the 'housemates in alphabetical order' list starts with Emma.
2) Ahmed's face also
3) and everyone elses.

Yeah, I'm guessing Emma and Michelle in the bedsit. And so begins this week's BB thread. And I can start this as I can do a fairly convincing Geordie accent.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, this was NOT the agreed thread title. Can we delete and do again.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

was there one? is there a consensus forum I missed?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Either: 'I'm on the blob at the minute' or 'My fanny is so hot' from memory.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

be glad it's not both, enrique. still, I'd see a doctor, if I were you.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

'Lie on your front and think of your grandma'

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think BB is ultimately a psychological test to determine the true nature of ILX posters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it unlikely that Michelle will not be in the bedsit, so all the other thread titles would actually be too old to qualify, good as they bin to you...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just disappointed that none of these three muppets will actually be leaving.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon Ahmed will walk on saturday, if he isn't in the bedsit. He may well walk out of there anyway, but might well leavit a couple days...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Ahmed really less unpopular among voters than Emma and Michelle? Why is everyone so sure he's not going to be in the bedsit?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's a safe bet that Ahmed will walk if he's put in the bedsit as he'll be stuck in there with either emma or michelle!
Hopefully ppl are voting better & waiting to get rid of him next week!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, Ahmed can't even conceive of the notion that the public might choose him over the two girls - if he does stay in, we could see another change in direction for him.

But Emma and Ahmed stuck in the bedsit together would be hilarious.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Does the bedsit have an outside? It looked awfully claustrophobic in the footage.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the wallpaper that does it.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt, because people would prefer to see Michelle and Emma in the bed-sit rather than ahmed and one of the girls.

Which means that they'll make two votes each time rather than one, putting more money in the coffers, isn't that lucky for endemol/C4.

― Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

plus, they'd be voting to keep 2 for two weeks effectively.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

People just want to see them lez up, good god we are a nation of pervs.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night's mud-wrestling put me right off lez-ups.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

See what happens when you get what you wish for?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

please let it be emma and michelle, they get to nominate for the next week, so vanessa would definitely be up for eviction.

― Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My loathing of V has been undermined by J's psycho-ness towards her.

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh doooooooooo they? Hmmmmmmm. xpooooooooooooooooost

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Talk in the office is that Stuart is likely to misbehave or say bad things about Michelle once she's 'evicted' but I'm not sure he would because he'd think she might be watching from the outside and it wouldn't make him look too good to the voting public if they thought he was a loverat either.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Will the bedsiteers get to see Diary Room entries? I know I asked this before but I didn't see an answer.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And you gotta remember that they go back in after 2 weeks!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think so -- surely this is an E4 branding exercise?

xpost

― Enrique (Enrique), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

To be honest, the two in the bedsit will have been given a 'poison chalice' as far as then going back in the house is concerned. Yes, then they would prob vote against the 2 blondes, not Ahmed (even if not gone already).

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

They haven't said whether they'll see the diary room entries. I would expect so, cos that'll be where any really juicy stuff comes out, and also BB will be able to prompt and question the housemates about the 'evictees'. There has been discussion on other forums that there doesn't tend to be much bitching about ex-housemates afterwards, so it would make more sense to show it to them

― Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Would they see nominations?

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, it was like when Kitten went, it was a bit of 'what a shame' and within a couple of hours they were back to flashing their bits at each other...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

For all they know the extra evictee is the result of rule-breaking in the first week.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Madchen, you have email - you at work?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed too many episodes early on. Can someone clarify the bedsit thing to me?

Do they have any idea that when they leave they're going to the bedsit rather than being evicted? Didn't Kitten spot it when she was arsing about on the roof or something?

And do both of them return to the house or just one of them?

The prospect of Michelle seeing Stuart say something like "Thank God she's gone" and then returning with a vengeance is surely the most evil/entertaining one?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Haven't got my Outlook open. I'm in the middle of k-boring data entry so am allowing myself a read of 1 thread per form entered. Will check it now though :)

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

they did not see the bedsit - it was their imaginations as they peered through the mirrors. the bedsit is a few metres away from the house. they have no idea they are going in there. BB will play crowd sounds, and then as they head for the outer door they will be directed instead to the bedsit.

i think they can only have them in the bedsit for a matter of days - it is VERY claustrophobic crazy in there. NO natural light. they will prob be back in the house within the week and exempt from nominations the first week back. the killer is that they CAN nominate this week while absent!

heh heh. marvellous

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The prospect of Michelle seeing Stuart say something like "Thank God she's gone" and then returning with a vengeance is surely the most evil/entertaining one?

The little wuss'll be bawling his eyes out if she's evicted. What would be really great was if Stuart started with one of the other girls (Nadia?) while Michelle was in the bedsit. Then she returns.

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I would just like to make it clear that I bear Michelle no personal animosity. I've just reached the stage with BB where I have stopped thinking of them as humans.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know the bedsitters went BACK INTO the house afterwards. Bloody hell... that's going to be carnage!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

There was no carnage when Tickle returned. But I guess that's Tickle for you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There won't be carnage if they follow the maxim "if you can't say something nice..."

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Which gives me an idea.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone confirm the 'take it up the sh!tter' comment? somehow.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Will your world be shattered if it turns out not to be true?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

do your own dirty work, cozen.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

owie

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Now there's a talent.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Why did they vote for me? Do you think it's because I fart a lot?"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh sorry, didn't see this thread. Repost -

Thoughts on the fake eviction?

CLASSIC OR CLASSIC?!

Those two girls are going to give us so much entertainment in there these next few days. Highlights -

Emma doing laps of the room
Emma's tits falling out about 6 times in her excitement
Michelle showing a bit of intelligence and a cool head against all expectations. Well, in comparison to Emma anyway
Michelle explaining what BB meant on the laminate by repeating the sentence word for word!
Michelle kissing the screen when Stu appeared. "He's got a tear for me!" Pure melodrama.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor: "When the grass is cut, the snakes will show". Whattatwat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 330 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I really do just wanna make the anime 'speechless' emoticon, it seems the only suitable response. This is madness. (props, ilx e4 viewers)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What was it Emma screamed to Victor as he was dragged off to the diary room. Something about him being black.

Digital Spy has it as "You'll sort me out? A joker like you acting like some kind of black guy?"

That doesn't really make any sense, but...

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

<this is after jason had pushed over a table because of the mess and threatened to kill marco>

victor: u dont know shit about me u know
emma: yes i do
v: ill ****ing sort you out
e: you'll sort me out? a joker like you acting like some kind of black guy?
v: wha? whad what u say about me being black you ****ing skit, you aint shit to me
v: you aint ****ing shit to me love, aint ****ing shit to me
v: i will show you emma, every****ing time, i will show you.
v: what you gonna do, i'll spit in you face
'victor!'

'ahhhgrthh'
dan pulls away emma to room, lots of shouting, pushing ..

v:dont ever ever ****ing talk to me like that
e: i'll ****ing kill ya
v: you what?
V: wait till i get hold of you..

stu: remember who you are.. i'm wicked bruv <more pushing of stu>

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

This has been posted on DS. Some sort of official word from Channel 4.

"Due to unforseen circumstances, all housemates have been evacuated. A police investigation is pending.

Updates will follow as news becomes available."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

unforseen - fucking hell!

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This is ridiculous - the night's events have made me into a gullible fool. Don't toy with me.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

from dig spy:

"speculation is rife about shell on the big brother newsgroup"

no idea what this means.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just looked at Ben Elton's Dead Famous sitting on my bookshelves - what an eerily prescient book it's turned out to be.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Please, let's not bring Ben Elton into this.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

THey should put Jon Tickle back into the house.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Some guy implying insider knowledge (or just bullshitting) says that the producers are in, Shell is ill and that Victor is out. We'll see.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i think we shall end up with more than victor out, i reckon jason will get get out, emma, unfairly, will be allowed to stay in and that vanessa will leave tomorrow.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

get kicked out*

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

VengaDan's genius must not pass unnoticed

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Next Year: Big Brother Rollerball

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

THat was fucked. And in the middle, to break up the 'nothing is happening' screens - they show Keane performing 'Somewhere Only We Know'.

But... Jesus.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I can make out, Jason is a complete cunt.

I expect a G2 feature on race issues in Big Brother.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I can make out, Jason is a complete cunt.

Wow, who would have guessed that the guy who paraded into the house in a leopard-print thong was a cunt?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That text thing is the scariest shit an' all. "VICTOR 2 GO Hi Mum!"

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew he was a prick, but I didn't really realise he was also a cunt.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I admit, I wanted the 'Evil Big Brother' concept to explode in the producers' faces right from the start.
KEEP BRITISH TV BORING AND PLACID. NONE OF THIS FUTURISTIC AMORAL SHIT PLEASE.

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah. Being American, I am not well-versed on the distinction between a "prick" and a "cunt".

(OH NO THE QUOTE MARKES THEY DO NOTHING etc)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

digital spy again:

The house coverage may be gone, but you can be sure as hell the E4 text ticker isn't. As the clock strikes 3 it re-appears with the message: "We'll get back to the house just as soon as we can, in the meantime keep those texts coming."

they will need the money for legal fees, no doubt.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently the live feed is now back, and Victor is still in there. C4 has finished its coverage - E4 and broadband subscribers fill me in!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(can you tell i've only watched like 90 minutes of BB5 in total)

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Victor is back in, and threatening people.

They just cut the footage again.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

03.08

Oh good god, we're back. Victor is in the garden, making a bit of a speech. "see if I dance with you at the reunion party," he says before going to the toilet. Michelle sits in the living area.

Victor: "Man I'm chilling. Waiting til the morning, innit? We'll do this again. And lunchtime.

Michelle sits with Stuart on the decking. The only other visible person is Jay, pacing up and down the lawn.

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03.10

We lose video and sound yet again... they're just teasing us!

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03.11

V: ".. and I haven't been fucking evicted."
M: "Well neither have I, I've been behind the kitchen."

So it seems everyone knows the truth about what happened in the bedsit, and appears Victor hasn't been kicked out...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(off DS, case you hadn't guessed.)

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck! Those on the DS Forums with E4 say there are now security guards in the house!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

While the DS live feed says:

V: "So what kinds of things did you hear in there then?"
M: "Can we talk about this tomorrow? Because to be honest (starts to cry), I just wanted to.. sort things out with people."
V: "Now come on, don't cry. Don't worry about it, just forget it man. It's bullshit."

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03.15

V: "Seriously, I really didn't wanna piss you off man. The same as Jay, I'm here for a reason - I'm here to ruffle feathers.. in more ways than you know. My face could have been a different guys face, but why am I here? you don't know this stuff."

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(Victor exposes himself as BB troll)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

what timezone is the bb house in???! they're in daylight??

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure that's not just the stock garden footage they cut to when they don't want to show the live feed?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

THey had it earlier, the six shots - hose reel, hose, taps etc. The statue gets scary after a while...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

NAWWW NEKKID COWBOYS & INDIANS JACUZZI!!!

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

confused

― de, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

DS forums reckon that this is the end... VIctor and Jason aren't wearing their microphones.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

In the midst of all this, Stu and Michelle seem to have been getting all luvvy duvvy again.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanessa, Shell and Emma are nowhere to be seen.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck this - the England game is in 12 hours or so and it's getting light for real outside. Night all.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg. i so have to go round someone's house with a tv tonight. this is fucking incredible.

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, there's a currently-working link to a download of 3 minutes worth of the fight on the digital spy forums.

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

omg!

According to Digital Spy Emma's nowhere to be seen. It's going to be very very interesting to see what plan endemol come up with to resolve this.

― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 17 June 2004 06:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!

That first Big Brother 2004 thread was kinda prescient, eh?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

presumably it'll become clear soon whether emma has actually left or not.

i've made arrangements to watch bb tonight, hurrah.

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Big Brother (UK 2004) - Who's in the house? : thread 4

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

where is this DS footage please?

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Thursday, 17 June 2004 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

best selling DVD ever

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 17 June 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I won the BB1 DVD, back in the day. I was trying to win the top prize, a DVD player, but no. So I get a DVD and had nothing to play it on. Until I finally do, and I so can't be bothered to find the DVD. Right, back to the fighting...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 17 June 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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