Crush of Shame 3: RETURN OF THE LIBIDO!!!

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Honestly, this is going to be the only way to stop me posting random pictures of boys on proper threads. (Well, the Jeff Goldblum pix were all over a non-tthread anyway, so they dont count.)

When I was 19, I had the most shameful crush of them all. I randomly googled in an idol (ha ha, a Freudian slip but I'll leave it) moment and discovered he's still hot!!! Even if he has got short hair now.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, and I hit submit and forgot to supply a picture. So that it seems less shameful, I'll post pictures of him pretending to be various members of Spacemen 3:

Look I'm Sonic:

http://www.gunsnroses.gr/images/Old%20Gnr/Izzy%2012000-12999/12001.jpg

Look, I'm Jason:

http://www.gunsnroses.gr/images/Old%20Gnr/Izzy%2012000-12999/12009.jpg

I am so ashamed. But my god, he's still hotttttttttttt!!!!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate will well remember my claim of Guns'n'Roses as the ultimate Boy Band, she will...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh heh, I have just referred my friend Kaliflwr over here so I will post a random picture of Jeff Goldblum (who she refuses to acknowledge the sexiness of) here so she knows that I've gone as far down as I can, so she can post all the goop she likes! Weh-hoo!

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/sleepyhollow.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I see NIPPLE!!!

http://www.kraehennest.de/gnr/bilder/izzy/izzy2.jpg

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you may be right about that Boyband thing. Check out Boy Crazy USA!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, that was five minutes of fun. Bored now. How can broadband get so tedious so fast? I'm gonna go check out the 600 channels of digital TV and see if one of them has Time Team or CSI on.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Saturday, 12 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

::shudder::

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

― kaliflwr (kaliflwr), Saturday, 12 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

omg thee ultimate boy band is here roffle

http://www.wedgieonline.com/images/tt_old3.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 12 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

U DEVIL

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Saturday, 12 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a whole lotta ass.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 12 June 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord, that's horny teenage boybutt. What are you trying to do to me?

I can remember the exact moment that my libido returned. Cis and Collete and I were sitting in the sun on Broadway Market talking about ... something ... and conversation just stopped as our attention had been completely diverted by this tall, lanky, floppy-blond-haired boy riding lazily by on a bicycle eating a sandwich. Oh good lord.

Tee hee, Kaliflwr, I am *going* to make you post. You are not going to get away with holding up placards that say "Yes, lovely" at me this time!

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And BTW, on that TT photo, does anyone else see a kind of Last Supper/Judas thing going on there with Robbie, even at such an early stage? All of the boys have their heads turned one way, while Robbie - THE TRAITOR - has his head turned the other. I'm sure there's a secret Masonic plot behind that somewhere.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Sunday, 13 June 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Gary & Robbie, the talented ones, can confidently show Classic British Pasty Arse, none of this tanned nonsense.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh heh. So true, so true.

Still trying to persuade Kaliflwr to post her Crush Of Shame, but she won't, she thinks people will laugh.

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't know if this really counts as a "crush" since I wake up with him more mornings than not, but still the only one I'm thinking of:

http://www.askforjanice.com/imgs/hank.jpg

Bam who?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 14 June 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not exactly sure why it's a crush of shame, but:
http://the-bob.org/~mani/images/kk9.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG ENGLISH GIRLS IN COWBOY HATS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, this was me the entire summer of 2002!

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thedelays.co.uk/IMAGES/GALLERY/live-27.jpg

I don't even think I'm particularly ashamed of this one. I saw the video yesterday at my friend's house, and he kept holding up large cardboard signs going "KATE ST.CLAIRE, PLEASE ADORE ME, CAN I PAINT YOUR TOENAILS?!?!?"

Ah, walking in a Moogie Wonderland...

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 21 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Trying to find a picture of him without a big microphone in his face...

http://www.thedelays.co.uk/IMAGES/GALLERY/7.jpg

The one on the left, i.e. the one without the trucker hat, clearly.

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 21 June 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thedelays.co.uk/IMAGES/GALLERY/9.jpg

Can you see that sign he's holding up? Can you see it? Can anyone else see it but me and Catty? That big one that says KATE ST.CLAIRE I WANT TO SUCK YOUR TOES!!!

― Apostrophe Catastrophe (kate), Monday, 21 June 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I'm going to stop littering up JW's threads on ILM in case he decides to make turnaround fair play...

But just look at these glasses! He's got funny blue ILX glasses, too!

http://honey.main.jp/delays/photo/200312tokyo/aaron.jpg

This is too much for my poor hormones to take. Sigh.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I could have sworn I posted the "pretending to be John Taylor" pictures on this thread. Oh no, where did they go?

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

OK, this is might be the MOST shameful (I typed MOIST shameful by mistake, whoops, Freudian) one yet, but the GURL on the left clearly wants to paint my toesnails.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002L581I.01._PE19_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Gah, the shame. He's pretty! Such a shame about the music, though.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I still have this thing for Gordon Brown. I don't know why, but I'd really like to find out what's in his budget box.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It might that that weird hand thing that he does, Anna, I think:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/business_uk_economy_plc/img/laun.jpg

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/may2003/8/4/00098AC1-1EE4-1ED3-8B0180C328EC0000.jpg

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm really disappointed because he doesn't look that pretty in any other photos I can google up of him.

He was on the cover of some fashion rag though, recently, wasn't he? I remember seeing them plastered all over Shoreditch and thinking "Hmmm!" and then being terribly ashamed when I read who it was. Suck.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That bottom one of Mr Brown is a Hugh Grant pose.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Can someone please find me pictures of Carl Barat, please? The official site has a bloody SOUNDTRACK and I'm just not going to have to put up with that godawful racket in order to satisfy my lust, no, I'm sorry, there's some degredations I will not endure.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah Hendy was supposed to be leaving price-drop.tv in August, but it's September and she's still here. This makes me very happy.

http://www.sarahhendy.com/media/images/05_8599.jpg

I've just discovered she now has an official website. That's the afternoon taken care of...

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Somebody please help me! I don't want to have to put up with that racket on the offical site to find photos, but I'm not doing a very good job by myself. What horridible edgy style magazine type thing had him on the cover last month? I'm sure they won't force me to endure drunken Clash fans falling down the stairs.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's not my imagination. He didn't used to be that pretty. Maybe it's just a good photo or something. He looks particularly dazed and stupid and dirty. God, help me.

http://microsites.nme.com/gallery/lg/0000001559.jpg

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my fucking god. Sarah does music reviews on her site...

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

This is really hurting me. I keep finding these intensely homoerotic poses which - if it were ANYONE IN THE WORLD but Cabbage Patch Junkie Kid as the slashee - I would find the ultimate most amazing horny thing in the world, but just the site of his pop-eyes and puffed out cheeks utterly ERASES ANY LUSTFUL IMPULSES FROM MY MIND. Ugh! Ugh! It's just not fair!

http://www.sanctuaryrecords.de/libertines/chatham202L.jpg

Please, can someone with photoshop skills just photoshop someone else's head onto his body?

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY GOD, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?????

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You've gone too far this time, Kate. Can't you revive yr prevertalist lust for James Busted instead? Eurgh Libertines slash.

He looks like Alan Cumming in that latest picture - you can fancy him surely. He likes girls as well as boys.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I just can't. He is the living personification of ANTI-LUST. He could deflate a porno set. But he has the prettiest boy in Shoreditch draped around his neck, clutching his mantits. I am in pain!

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No he's holding him up if you look!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Like I said... if it was ANYONE ELSE... it would be the HORNIEST THING EVAH!!!

But it's Beauty and The Beast, innit?

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It's so not fair. I mean, the expression on his face here is so clearly HE STAYS, YOU GO!!!

http://www.sanctuaryrecords.de/libertines/tourbus202L.jpg

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe he's trying to snap his neck?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! Yes! I like that interpretation better! "I'll freaking snap your neck, you pencil-necked geek! That's the woman that I love! Kate!"

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i've watched episodes of countdown just for the glimpses of susie dent in dictionary corner. tall, clever, thin, slightly posh but not annoyingly so....stop pushing my buttons dammit!

― zappi (joni), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed!
x-post

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I really want to make one of those my wallpaper, but

1) I don't want to have to look at Garbage Patch Kid's popeyed mug

2) I do *NOT* want anyone at work thinking I'm a ::shudders:: Libertines fan.

But my god, he's hott!

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know what just reminded me of this (hah) but I suddenly just remembered, Joe started quoting The Clash at me yesterday in the middle of one of his big inspirational speech type things. I didn't say anything at the time, but thinking about that, it's hillarious! He freaking HATED The Clash when we got together, and used to take the piss out of me for even owning their albums. And now he's quoting them at me as evidence of his philosophy of life? I don't know why, but that makes me laugh. Like, at least, I had some kind of influence on him. (Though he will never admit it.)

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Those Delays kids are so helpful and obliging! Voila, no Garbage Patch Kid! (Plus a nice fry-up)

http://www.freeupload.net/uploads/57301.jpg

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, make it stop, please...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/Jodie1984/Stoke090902_theLibertines_29.jpg

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 10 September 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)

HNe is very pretty, but not as pretty as crispy mills.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 10 September 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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one of those e-bay white-japana-fashion girls on myspace. totally barftastic.

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 21 July 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

But Jansen was always beautiful.

Again, precisely.

Rick Santelli ain't nothing to be ashamed of. He has passion. Passion is attractive, n'est-ce pas?

Jimmy Mod, OTOH? You win.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 21 July 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh, she doesn't know I exist, I assure you.

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 22 July 2006 07:59 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, that sounds almost heartbreaking. Aw.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 22 July 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

No, I mean she REALLY doesn't know I exist

― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 23 July 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ha. Gotcha. Still, the other party doesn't need to know you exist to have said party be a "crush of shame", I don't think. It's not like Ricky Gervais and I are on a first-name basis or anything. ;)

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

these past few weeks i've been crushing on adam savage from mythbusters (nb: he's cuter on the show than he is in his pictures). cute nerds are so cute.

― taco de ojo (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 July 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

Adam Savage posts on metafilter.

― Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Sunday, 23 July 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

of course he does.

― taco de ojo (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

I now have one of the ultimate crushes of shame to admit to: I have a crush on my realtor. Who's married, with a child. I blame his gorgeous eyes. Which, BTW, I can afford to catch many, many glimpses of, as he's shorter than me by about one to two inches (!). I'm hoping this is just a quick infatuation with someone whom I find gorgeous. I get those a lot. Yeah, it's probably just silly infatuation. I'll just keep on telling myself that.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Thursday, 27 July 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Phil Oakey, hardly aged a bit, don't make me laugh.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm back on Captain Anderson again, I think:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/drama/ends/300_jared.jpg

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Friday, 28 July 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

Captain Anderson looks like Frasier Crane in that picture.

Phil Oakey is a perfectly acceptable answer.

I met with my realtor this afternoon and it took every ounce of restraint I had not to jump him. I know that kind of thinking is not healthy. But -- his eyes! And his lips, and his smile, and his nose, and his cheekbones.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Goth girl on a leash.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_04/GothRP2201_468x665.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

you have a crush on Rafa Nadal?

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

Her posture is sure as hell better than his.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

pinstripe goth

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

He looks like Nicholas Lyndhurst in that episode of Only Fools And Horses where Del got Rodney a job as an undertaker.

― snoball, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

all together now: "Spangles! Get happy!"

― snoball, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

i did not authorize this crush thread

- Jim Swells

― murderdogger, Thursday, 24 January 2008 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

alright, folks, i'm out on the road again, i got some whites and some clean underwear. see you on the filp side, amigos!

-Jim Swells

― murderdogger, Thursday, 24 January 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

married coworker. on first arrival, years ago pre-hubby, i'd displaced the crush by crushing on mutual friend. and subsequently i'd avoided having to work with/for her. but no longer.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 10 April 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Watched the "Supersizers Do WWII", or whatever it was called, last night and had forgotten how foxy Sue Perkins is.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/images/2005/11/07/sue_perkins203_203x152.jpg
For celeb crushes the more unattainable they are, the better I say and as I'm told she bats for the other side, completely unattainable makes it perfect.

― Stone Monkey, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, she went out with(and was outed by) Rhona Cameron iirc.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 10:17 (seventeen years ago)

i did not authorize this crush thread

- Jim Swells

-- murderdogger, Thursday, 24 January 2008 10:06 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^^miss this dude

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 10:20 (seventeen years ago)

im totally over the verizon guy, but now kinda feelin' the new russian president.... ... .. .

― phil-two, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg

― DG, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 11:38 (seventeen years ago)

or Tucker Carlson....

― phil-two, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

ooo..that is a shame

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

That too-chipper blond girl that hosts that one travel show on cable. She's always drinking and being so soccer-mom it makes her look so naughty!

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

ewww...with the short hair? shes so annoying!

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

James May from Top Gear. I'm rather surprised and over-taken by it. I can't even drive.

― Anna, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:06 (seventeen years ago)

wow.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

the slow one!

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

This is way more inexplicable than Alan Rickman.

― Ed, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

The Tory moron one oh wait

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

I still have this thing for Gordon Brown. I don't know why, but I'd really like to find out what's in his budget box.
-- Anna (Anna), Friday, 10 September 2004

― the pinefox, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

Goth weathergirl, BBC News 24, pre-8am time. She might not even do it anymore but... damn.

― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:22 (seventeen years ago)

wow, she sounds fun.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:23 (seventeen years ago)

I went off Gordon Brown when he became Prime Minister, absolute power kills crushes absolutely.

― Anna, Thursday, 17 July 2008 10:27 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe there's a Goth weathergirl.

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

pics or it didnt happen

― max, Thursday, 17 July 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

He made it shameful as all hell. But yet, still....

http://www.loudandquiet.com/i/news/erolnews.jpg

::writhes around in agonies of shame::

― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

OH GOD IT'S AUTUMN, ISN'T IT?!?!?! make it stop.

― girls just wanna have mixtapes (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

the cutie mchotpants from the oral-B commercial. oof.

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 14 December 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

OK, this is utterly ridiculous but...

Helle Thorning-Schmidt, the new premier of Denmark.

http://multimedia.pol.dk/archive/00264/Helle_Thorning-Schm_264514c.jpg

― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 16 September 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Not in a sexual way, but I am mesmerized by this extremely pretty (I assume) father and sons that keep appearing in a J.Crew ad in my facebook feed:
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t45.1600-4/cp0/q90/spS444/p600x600/50794344_23843100674690000_5089939654858244096_n.png.jpg?_nc_cat=106&efg=eyJxZV9ncm91cHMiOlsibm9fc2FmZV9pbWFnZV9mb3JfYWRzX2ltYWdlIl19&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=99f1930239593be3ca571bc5cd809e40&oe=5CFBA0E1

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

are they famous or something?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

thats the cast of uk shameless

― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 00:16 (six years ago)

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