Happy Birthday Jess

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Happy Birthday to ILE's resident gigolo.

― RickyT, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday Jess! This time I won't wish a naked Thom and Johnny on you, cause I have a feeling you wouldn't like that.

― Nicole, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bling bling.

― Graham, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could have sworn he already had a birthday but maybe that was somebody else. Anyway, wow yeah, Happy Birthday to Philly's most sensitive pimp, I will celebrate with a can of lager and the Playgroup album.

― Tom, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Um, I don't think he meant...

― Kim, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwww....i feel...so loved.

except, kim's right.

i was just being saucy.

like a walk on character in "martin." ("it's your birthday, get stupid, etc.")

feb. 21st guys.

― jess, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and i meant that. about feeling loved. no joke.

― jess, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

STOP THE THREAD! I have just checked the 'What do you want? When's your birthday?' thread and it turns out Mr Harvells b/day is actually 21st February and not today after all. I was misled by a comment of his in the 'Love v Stability:FITE!' thread. Apologies for causing any unnecessary excitement.

― RickyT, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAAAAT?

― Tom, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it can be my UNbirthday. hey, it's everyones unbirthday!

― jess, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In that case, Thom and Johnny will have to sulk their way home, still naked but will probably be picked up by some hapless student somewhere. So shrinkage may not be an issue.

― Nicole, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was my birthday on Saturday - can I have a thread?

― julia, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't get a burthday thread back in June, you know. I think the unbirthday thread is a very good idea. ITS YOUR EVIL BIRTHDAY! Ace. I actually had a fun birthday, I went to CLUB SUSSED wooHAH!

(oh the humanity!)

― Sarah, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday Julia! I don't know you but you seem much nicer and worthier of birthday greetings than BIRTHDAY GRABBER JESS.

― Tom, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!

― jess, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It actually is DJ's birthday today (DJ is the lovely fellow I cohabit with, in case you were wondering). I feel almost bad for wangling a day off to study etc. etc. etc. while he's in at the office.

― Kim, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Huzzah for Kim & DJ Martian!!

― mark s, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And I didn't get onhe back in July, but I went to Suzy's rorrrrr.

― Graham, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and of course, duh me, happy birthday to Julia!

― Kim, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I always thought computer programmer guy RickyT had an automagicwhizzbangplop program to post these. Thanks for shattering my dreams.

― Graham, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday to everyone but Jess. There, that makes it easy.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Today is my little sister's birthday.

― Ian, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sob. it's not...sniiiiiiiiif...my fault...i never said...sniff...i hate you all forever.

(and happy birthday for whom its actually their birthdays of course.)

― jess, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Different DJ of course, though it would be so cool if that actually was his last name. Then one day we could be known as the Martians and everyone would invite us to their parties.

― Kim, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop your crocodile tears Harvell, you stole a little girl's birthday which makes you worse than the worsest cad.

― Tom, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, Julia. You share your birthday with Adam Ant, Roseanne and Charles Bronson. Happy birthday DJ! And Ian's little sister! You share your birthday with Elke Sommer, Bryan Adams, Ike Turner and Vivien Leigh. And Tatum O'Neal Happy, uh, Monday, Jess.

So, is "Unhappy Birthday" officially the worst Smiths song?

― Arthur, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hip hip hooray for Jess, on his magical un-birthing day

That doesn't sound right!

Hip hip hooray for Jess, oh his magical pretend birthing day!

― james, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So, is "Unhappy Birthday" officially the worst Smiths song?

"Girlfriend in a Coma" bugged the fuck out of me more.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Come on, sure it's been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN the the worst Smiths song is a coin-toss between 'Death At One's Elbow' and'Miserable Lie'?

― DG, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DJ shares a birthday with Bryan Adams?! Oh my god, Muahahaaa..oh how I'm going to milk this!

― Kim, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the lyrics to "Miserable Lie". I know a lot of people who've been in comas, so "Girlfriend in a Coma" has some kind of corny resonance. "Death at One's Elbow", though--it's crap, I know.

― Arthur, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never bought a Smith's record.

― james, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's my un-birthday tomorrow. Rejoice.

― james, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just remembered an important friend's important birthday- I wish I could say that it was Jeepes' unbirthday that reminded me, but it would not be the truth.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Totally missed this, happy birthday slut.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

now read it again more carefully sexboy

― mark s, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like to hire you two out for my real birthday.

― jess, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As a hilariously mismatched comic duo?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

With sexy results?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(my plan worked perfectly)

― mark s, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark vs. ronan. it's just like a greek tragedy. minus the chorus. and the tragedy. and the greeks. but with double the oedipal complex!

― jess, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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