Colin Farrells giant wang cut from film.

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Farrell's 'Huge' Manhood Cut from Film

Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"I DEMAND MY HUGE WANG BE INCLUDED IN THE DVD!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's okay folks, it stays the same size even when I'm lying next to Dan's wife"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Huge Wang in DVD: Blood Everywhere"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If you've got a huge wang the last thing you want to do is to get it caught in a love trangle.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting."

Especially when he started waving it about, making light sabre noises, and inviting the women on the set to "take it out of that, love, wha?"

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if its as big as that huge mole on his face.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He's the new Toby Maguire!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope I never see the words "wang" and "cut" in such close proximity ever again.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=cut+wang&ie=UTF-8&hl=en

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't mark ruffalo wow audiences as well with his wang

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Wang and his artificial wang.
http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/graphics/photos/feb98/k7943-3i.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"I think this needs one more throbbing purple vein right there."

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That one in the foreground is obviously part of a new clinical trial involving penicillin injections.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG - This exact same thing happened to me recently!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Did it hurt?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Not your thing, the first thing!!

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you added one more vein to your wang?

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You cut off Colin Farrell's wang?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Give it back! He needs it for a FILM!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought the main characters were Estrogen and Testosterone?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

em, that was meant for another thread.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Waiting for Colin Farrell's Wang

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey baby, would you like to come back to my place to see my DVD extras?"

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ahem, easter eggs, cough.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

They're multicoloured, eh?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ukrainian.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.adventurepostoffice.com/cards/easter/eggs-l.gif

FEAR MY FESTIVE TESTICLES

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Festive and Restive - Double Threat Testes

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(grassy knoll rmx)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not that it ever comes up in conversation, but if my crotch ever becomes a topic, I'm totally refering to it as the Grassy Knoll. Lone gunman/magic bullet jokes to follow.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall refer to mine as THE BOOK DEPOSITORY.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ford's Theatre!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

BACK and TO THE LEFT.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Dealey Plaza

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Grand Central

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack Ruby

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"And this girl at the club was all like rubbing against my Jack Ruby and..."

Not sure how that sounds really.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

How about Ruby Jack?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

'My Ruby Jack was all astir in a way I'd never felt before and then her braces caught onto something and I felt a pain I'd never felt before and I fainted.'

Might work.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The 'nads shall henceforth be known as "The Cubans"

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Fear the embargo, but embrace the Russian assistance with missiles.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ack, this water is cold! What're you trying to do, start another Cuban Missile Crisis?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oye Compadres, let's go inland. The water, it is cold."

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

DIRECTOR MICHAEL MAYER?!?!?!?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

IMDB lists four of 'em.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

er, six of 'em.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently the report is true. But incomplete.

1. Basic state of C. Farrell's equipment = "uncinematic"
2. He has "frontal nudity approval" rights in his contract
3. C.F. says, no way I'm going to allow something that small to appear in a film
4. Producers say: we can enhance it digitally. No really, it will look great!
5. Result: not only weirdly large, but weirdly weird looking (artifical, poorly rendered in paint box or whatever)
6. Decision to take shot out of scene

― I'm just saying, Friday, 25 June 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

We've all done it.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Friday, 25 June 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://drake.nl/computermuseum/wang/wangp2.jpg

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 25 June 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoa! ANother digital wang.

― Skottie, Friday, 25 June 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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