OH MY GOD THERE'S A BEER NAMED AFTER ME!!!

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I can die happy now!

http://www.themasonic-arms.co.uk/real_a1.gif

http://www.themasonic-arms.co.uk/news_and_events.htm

Oh my god, and they've got a pub quiz. Where the heck is this place, shall we have a FAP there?

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Bwah! That wasn't supposed to be that big! Help! I've JW'd out!

However, unfortunately, I've discovered that the pub in question is in Scotland. Ach well.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not like it's Tracer Hand beer.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, I thought this was a JW thread from the title, for some reason! I had already started googling this image:

http://www.pi55.com/images/un-pak_home.jpg

(Which I do not post to insult you (or JW really), just for general silliness.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

cockfarmer

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.groutmuseumdistrict.org/images/Grout%20Bldg.gif
The Grout Museum. In America. I thank you.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I also discovered that there's a romance novel featuring "Kate St.Claire" as its heroine. And some artist in Midwest America somewhere. I'll sue her! Oh wait, except she spells her name differently.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a beer named after me too, not a very good one mind.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when I win the lottery, gonna donate half my money to the city so they have to name a street or a school or a park after me...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

The Hstencil Memorial Auditorium, I can see it now!

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

rue de hsténcil

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was a JW thread too, or I wouldn't have posted what I posted upthread! Sorry kate.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realised... that fuXor just stole my new screen name! Grrrrrr!

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that pronounced "huh-stencil" or "aitchstencil"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Grout Street, Swan Village, West Bromwich

And that's the only road in england named so.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

actually that was a CVB lyric, peeps. But still, if I did win the lottery, I'd consider it. Also, keeping with that song I'd also "give all the girls on my block silver-plated six-shooters and a quart of the finest island Scotch" and "buy Post 306 American Legion n' paint it red with five gold stars." I love that song.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a bar in hackney with my surname and a Turkish restaurant in Golders Green I think too. I will check out my friends from Fleet to see if the Masonic/Gatehouse is any good.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

fagtogs

― People love Gravity and Ebullition! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

me, too

http://www.h-reinhardt.de/Oldtimer/wanker.jpg

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Piuma Overlook. Please do not overlook the Piuma.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams, would you please mind cutting out the Identity Theft screen name parody? I do actually find that offensive and annoying.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://billwilkinson.home.mindspring.com/beer/images/lunaC1.jpg
Empyrean Extra Special Beer (ESB) from Nebraska, USA.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

About that life you mention getting...

A Ned Beer would be bemusing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Not the beer, but the Bavarian town where it's brewed -- check the fine print:

http://members.aol.com/LutzAlbe/1871.jpg

My younger brother has everyone beat, though:

http://www.schiffsphoto.de/JPG/ChristopherMeeder.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway before my *entire message* was deleted, I said something along the lines of "ok, but you don't need to get so snipey about it. Also: my email address makes it really clear who I am."

― GET A LIFE! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that at least two people on this thread mistook you for me gives me cause for alarm, so no, I don't think that it was out of order to ask you to please change.

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought they mistook it for that because of the all caps title and the HUGE image.

― GET A LIFE! (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin does your younger brother know Condi Rice?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

sucks that this is the only image I can find:

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(Insert joke about brother's brief affair with Rice "two ships passing in the night haha" here.)

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.traveller.org/india/cool/india_kingfish.gif

hmm. close but no cigar.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Kingfisher is a great beer.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Following the alcohol theme, my name is on this:
http://www.davehiddleston.com/Ginger%20Album/pages/12%20Carruthers%20GB%201.htm

Even better, though:
http://www.menstuff.org/books/covers/maximisi.gif

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK THE KERRY

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, now it seems like my comment about getting a life was directed to Luna, which isn't the case at all!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.minerals.org.au/images/education_program/case_studies/henty_mining07.jpg

I got a hell of a lot of stuff named after the family surname in parts of Australia, Tazmania especially, since 3 brothers Henty first settled the place.

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah, now it seems like my comment about getting a life was directed to Luna, which isn't the case at all!

Sorry bout dat. I can edit your comment out too, if you like.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually, Kate, it's because you have gone with a JW-esque nick to begin with. Phrase with capitalized nouns plus exclamation points = "be sure to loop! loop! loop!")

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Entire fucking district of London, anyone?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

> Entire fucking district of London, anyone?
my forest trumps your district of london 8)

there's also a street in london that contains both my surname and my mum's maiden name.

― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Fresh.

― Jack London (Chris Piuma), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.agba08050.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Kelsey.jpg

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Awesome. Where is that from, kels?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hell if i know. i googled my name & pages after small children in swimming pools & schools comes this. i think it was listed on some micro page or something. sure could go for one right about now.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

It's from Tunbridge Wells. It's on there if you look carefully.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

unfortunately, if you google "hester beer" most of the hits are p0rn.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 24 June 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering all the hoo-hah on the Excelsior the Book thread, I think I should sue. Who do you think has more money, JW or a Scottish Pub? I will sue them for a split of their profits. Which they can pay me in sweet, yummy beeeeeeeer!

― People love Gravity and Evolution! (kate), Thursday, 24 June 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

there is no tracer hand beer - YET - but i've discovered a hoppy doppelganger to one of my father's oldest and best friends in the tennessee clergy.. every now and again if we were lucky he would come to our church for the christmas eve service, and light the christ candle from which all the other candles would be lit, and read the sermon in his stern voice - Bishop Finger

http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/bish.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 June 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Barima = Burma = A MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY

(I knew those lifelong jokes would come in handy one day)

― I am not a mandible (Barima), Thursday, 24 June 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to try this beer, I really do. Maybe it's time for that holiday in Scotland after all.

Hstencil, you're root beer? Makes sense, somehow!

― He wants to be me (kate), Friday, 25 June 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I am a "magnificent Victorian Neo-Gothic church".

http://www.olem.freeuk.com/images/s_nave.jpg

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 25 June 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

>Chicken Troussé

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 25 June 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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