reading bad poetry about people fucking you - C/D?

Trivial pursuit
I never remembered that fucking baseball player's name
Even though he had answered the question in the game right before it
I'm so stupid
I pulled the blanket over my head
And he pulled it off and kissed me
Then he fingered me on the futon in the basement
And I was like, "um, okay."

We drove in my mom's minivan to Wegmans
Condoms on shopper's club this week- 50 cents off.
I sat in the parking lot picking at my pubes while he
Frantic
Cock stuffed into tight work pants
Ran through the aisles inside.

I waved to my sociology teacher in the parking lot
Who looked guilty with a plastic bag of his own.
Could he be having midnight rendevous too?
Grandma's sheets, dirty pube filled beds next to paintings done in childhood
In the mothball infested underground cavern of lust?
Perhaps.

His cock was really surprisingly big for his body.
He's really short and skinny but that schlong is huge!!!
I got scared.
He was going to rip me apart.
As he pushed in and out, grunting and groaning,
I thought of that fucking baseball player,
And if I'd remember his name next time.

he held me after
kissed my cheeks my ears my nose
laid out in a pool of sweat
we drifted off together

I dream of that night
every time I close my eyes
knowing full well that it won’t last
that the next night
won’t be the same
he’ll only come once
and I won’t at all

pseudo romance is short lived
sex sold me my dreams
that make great for masturbation
and fade when I’m done

a whore of a woman
glad and guilty
finally released
from fantasies
sexual tension
and the like

two hot bodies
entwined in dirty bedsheets
under green light
in tiny apartment rooms

so symbolic

she is free from wondering
what that touch is like

a whore of a woman
holding a knife
to plunge into her lover's heart
should she ever tell

always remembering
how that touch felt
and the glow of green light

OMFG!
My mom is so dumb. She invited Jon to
Sleep
Over
For as long as he wants to stay to save on GAS!
HAHAHAHAHA

More grunting and groaning
But now he has to sleep in the pool of semen he creates

Dinner at an indian restaurant,
after we fucked a lot.

That night i find out he's sleeping with 3 other people.
Oops.
that hurt my feelings!

The suggestion baffles my ears
as we lay on my bed and my mom makes dinner

My vagina's not good enough anymore?

You want to stick it in my dirt box?

I don't have any lube but that's no matter
you say spit will work just fine.
But in a second i'm crying and pushing you off.

This isnt what's supposed to be done
on the frilly floral bedspread,
listening to a cd of TS Eliot reading his own work.

Prufrock indeed!

Fucking hell.

could have been
walks through grassy fields
hand in sweaty hand
nervous bellies
beautiful love
bodies twisting
could have been great

deliberate brutal sex master
random gentle love dreamer

stars do not collide
in this galaxy
no rocket ship will reach
no celestial mappings will chart
Galileo, Nostradamus, DaVinci useless

past its prime
love lost that
which it never gained
left standing
in its wake
tidal waves crashing down
upon a budding
relationship that was
never even planted in the first place

opposites
they attract
but rarely ever stick
look how it started
tumultuous chaotic forbidden
all circumstances leading to doom

still, though
smitten was once the word
of the day
and we are dead now
but it
could have been great

HAHAHA THIS ONE REFERENCES MY OKCUPID.COM SEX TYPE OH NO HAHAHA ROFFLE

"tumultuous chaotic forbidden"

Some of this sounds very magnetic poetry.

Actually i think it was jon.

*BARF!*

You give me your number
I call you up
You act like your pussy don? interrupt
I don? have no problem with you fuckinme
But I have a little problem with you not fuckinme
Baby you know I?a take care of you
Cos you say you got my baby and I know it ain? true
Is it a good thing?? No, it? bad bitch
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my Cristal
Bitches, niggas put away your pistols
Dirty won? be havinthat in this house
Cos bitch I?l cripple your style
Now that you heard my calm voice
Couldn? get another nigga, cootchie won? get moist
If you wanna look good and not be bummy,
Girl you? better gimmie that money
Hoo!!
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don? you worry
I said hey, baby I got your money
x2

Yo, I glanced at the girl
Girl glanced at me
I whispered in her ear ?ou wanna be with me??You wanna look pretty though, in
my video
OlDirty on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance if you?e caught up in the Holy Ghost trance
If you stop, I?a put the killer ants in your pants
I? the O-D-B as you can see
FBI, don? you be watchinme
I don? want no problems, or I?l put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I? just Dirt Dog tryinto make some money
So give me my streets and gimmie my honey
Radios play this all day every day
Recognize I? a fool and you lovinme
None of you nuh better look at me funny
Nuh, you know my name now gimmie my money
hook X2
Just sing it girls...
Just shake it right now!
- -If Dirty want's to sing, I think ya'll should let him
- -I think ya'll should give him his money
That's how I like girl
Sexy, sexy, sexy,
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy

Yo yo, Niggas playinin the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out and let me hold it tight
You?e looking at my wrist saying
?t? so nice!!The price fits the diamonds, shining in disco lights
You? better help me solve my problem
Or I?a get this money and rob them
Lucky dog when I won the lotto
Ran up my card for carrying raw loads
Now you can call me Dirty
And then lift up your skirt
And if you want some of this dirty
God make Ol Dirty Dirt bust your ass
Stop annoying me, yea I play my music loud
Take the bastard OlDirty to move the crowd
**They said he had his dick in his mouth
Eddie Murphy taught me that back at the house
Now gimmie my money

-- cindi mancini

awesome

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing
you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my
mighty horn.
bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.

http://www.rome.ro/images/doom/Doom.png

We fucked then you held me closely to sleep,
as though either of us cared,
and left at six thirty, to be back
before you were missed.
Afterwards I, in my grey sweatshirt and without glasses,
searched in vain for the condom wrapper.

All day my heart pumped
thinking my roommate would stumble on it
while sweeping or looking for a hair tie-

you laughed
and told me you kept it.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into afine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

2.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.

*hysterics*

C/D?
B(izarre), I'd say.

ew!

impenetrable prose is acceptable. as is a picture

Then he fingered me on the futon in the basement
And I was like, "um, okay."

might be the best thing i have ever read on ilx.