A Conversation of Bad Movie Quotes

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That is, bad quotes from movies that can be of varying quality.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am amazed at your ability to show up.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this babbling bullshit?

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave? Dave? What are you... doing, Dave?

― Will, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Considda dat a deee-voh-orrrsse!

― Nicole, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Every time I dream, your face gets mixed up in it.

― james, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bullsheet psyche stuff.

― Will, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh andyyyyyyy

― Geoff, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am the motherfucking shore patrol!

― Andrew L, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jim Hopper...I knew this man!

― DG, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I ... I was drunk on COCK!

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Would you say I had a plethora of pinatas?

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't understand, I'm at war with society and everybody in it.

― dave q, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dis is duh vehicle's top speed.

― Sam, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess he won't be going to that HAT convention in July!

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I...am CAPTAIN CHAOS!

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

― mark s, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AH AM DAH LAR!

― DG, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body !

― , Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have many anchovies for you!

― emil.y, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listen,if you want to talk out of your ass all the time,maybe you should wear a bowtie on your butt.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I...am CAPTAIN CHAOS!

This is supposed to be *bad* quotes, whereas this is an all-time classic. DeLuise defamation will not be tolerated.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You may pass someone on you way home tonight, and, although you will not know it, they will be from OUTER SPACE.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"How Wude!"

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Teenage suicide: DON'T DO IT.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean that we're being assailed by six-foot vixens from outer space?

its not that hard to believe

― will, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm a cowboy who's never seen a cow...

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We'll teach these podunks what happens when you challenge the righteousness of progress.

― Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is supposed to be *bad* quotes, whereas this is an all-time classic. DeLuise defamation will not be tolerated.

*sigh* FINE.

You know something, mother -- you're too Jewish.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh man... Oh god....Oh man.... Oh god....

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kiss me, pig! When I'm getting fucked I like to get kissed a lot.

― dan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I never come with a john.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck!

― Mark C, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Daniel-san, never put passion before principle. Even if win, you lose.

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You might be laughing at this idea now. But remember, there was a time when people laughed...at the telephone...the horseless carriage...THE VITAMIN.

― Ally, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't condescend me man, I'll fuckin' kill you man.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Would ya just watch the hair? Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it, he hit my hair.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You people of earth are all stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

― Ally, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A wounded animal that large isn't good.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Meet me in the field of ice.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't be angry, Witch Fairy, don't be angry!

― Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, fuck me with a chainsaw!

― turner, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm Cherokee Jack.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

― dan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'll be back

― Geoff, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They sucked his brains out.

― rainy, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CAN YOU DIG IT!?!?!

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey mister, you're dead!

― Vinnie, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

― Kim, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You eat that yet you won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth?

― suzy, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's what I said! Boobie traps!

― Jonnie, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a UNIX system...

― Sam, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

― Kim, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am thinking she is a virgin, or at least, she used to be!

― chris, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

let off some steam.

(oh why are there not more arnie quotes here? and why cant I remember anything from the trash films I have seen)

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oooh, what is that? Halibut?

― Jonnie, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I stopped using the vibrator when it clipped my teeth

― , Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What?! I'm not reading this crap.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm asking you to trust me without knowing why.

― Ally, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sometimes, you just can't win

― Geoff, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(They embrace madly and sink to the sand. From the distance it looks like a strange slithering creature crawling back to the sea.)*

*from Top Gun script

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want my two dollars

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Let's do some crimes.

― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We think this is something evil...what would a *priest* know about this?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Where does this come from: someone saying 'Leave this place' in a really creepy voice.

― maryann, Thursday, 8 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know, but maybe there is a little bit of Godzilla in all of us.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The royal penis is clean

― , Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hello cutie-pie!

― DG, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To infinity and beyond!

― james, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait for me!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and I will refer to you as Mrs Esterhaas

― chris, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

touch me

― Geoff, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but that would lead them back... h ome

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something

― DavidM, Sunday, 23 March 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Winning or losing is all one organic globule, from which one extracts what one needs.

― B.L.A.M., Sunday, 23 March 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

(i like how mark s's contribution implies that casablanca is a bad movie!)

― J.D., Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

You can't handle the truth!

― youcangoyourownway, Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

there seems to be some kind of event happening

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 23 March 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

This is my happening, and it freaks me out!

― Trayce, Monday, 24 March 2008 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

This is why superman works alone.

― latebloomer, Monday, 24 March 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

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