New Harry Potter title revealed! [spoilers]

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - The sixth book in the popular Harry Potter series will be titled "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince," the books' author J.K. Rowling has announced.

Rejected by Rowling as false, and very, very, very devlish rumors were the titles:

"Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storge"
"Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg"

What are your ideas for subsequent Harry Potter novels?

"Harry Potter and the Tower of Spooge"

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Darkening Scrotum

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Quivering Quim

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Three Quarters Pus Princess

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pulsating Brown Eye

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Philanderer's Phallus

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Galloping Geebag

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Jason take Manhattan

― zebedee (zebedee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Plays Quidicch With Rons Balls

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the bra strap of the girl who sits in front of him in double maths

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Gism

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Smokey and the Harry Potter.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome Back Potter

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Ron DP Hermione

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Prizzle of Azkabizzle starring Snoop Dogg as Professor Goodblunt

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Soul-Stealing Adolescence

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha chris v just made me laugh a bugger onto my monitor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Has Hair On His Balls and Wants You To See.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Recalcitrant Pubes (XPOST)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and His Left Hand, Now His Right Hand, Now A Sock OOOOOH...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hairy Potter and Hirsute Hermoine

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Gym Teacher

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Insidious Backne

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry and Ron : The Story of Baldy the Clown

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Philosophers are Stoned Again

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Im megan how dare you dirty Harry Potters name this way I'm saving my viginity for him, asshols!

― Megan, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Big Bottle of Lotion

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Unattended Liquor Cabinet

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Vale of Emo f Kanye West

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Megan: listen carefully, he's.....not.....real.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Pottymouthed Potterbabe

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Megan so wins

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

remix!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Wedged Wand

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and that weird way my sweat smells these days after quidditch

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Exciting Adventure

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Bog Warts

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Humungous Hymen

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Soggy Biscuit

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea thats wat danny from necxt door said about his magic wand now i belive everything.

― Megan, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Harry Potter and I'm Not Just Richer than the Queen Now, I'm Richer than All Queens Put Together Including Elton John" by J. K. Rowling

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter Destroys the Bad Guys With His Nut Butter

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

my son Sam: "Scary Potty and the Prisoner of Toiletpaper"

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Disturbingly Hot Student Teacher

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Inside Of His Locker

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Damp Drawers

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sticky Magazine

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Trip to the Needle Exchange

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and the Sticky Sears Catalog

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy Visit Massachusetts and have A LIttle Announcement To Make

― Skottie, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 253 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Formerly Known As Prince

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 2 July 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Genius + Love = Harry Potter

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 2 July 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

A thread of beauty.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Vadge of Fire

Harry Vadge and the Fire Potter

Harry Potter: The Hands of Fate

― the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Sunday, 23 January 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Harry the Half-Blood Prince

Harry and the Nazi Costume

― Bumfluff, Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Lysol Douche

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and his Hairy Partner

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Sunday, 23 January 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Rock Steady Crew: A Time Travel Adventure.

― Remy IS THE Snush (x Jeremy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Barnet Ape.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Urge

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Crouching Harry, Hidden Potter

― sgs (sgs), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Curious Urges

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Shit! Sorry Ned.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Ya damned Antipodean punk. Send me fresh koala tacos and I will forgive you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Koala Taco Frenzy

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Morrissey Fan

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

harry stoner and the philosopher's pot

― nationallampoon, Monday, 24 January 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the lost hours spent posting to internet message boards ficitional knob / bumming / drug gag ridden book titles.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the POSTMODERN META GAG

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the self consciously deconstructed gag title thread.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the jaded ILX poster cum cynic

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the thread with the needlessy ironic slow death.

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the latently insipid thread premise

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the needless NME interviews posing and wanking over The Von Bondies

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the throngs of brainwashed kiddies who read the books because everyone else is

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Haters of Fun

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and that Richard Pryor/Chevy Chase SNL Sketch

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter 22 Electric Boogaloo

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Fuc Eater

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

The Unbearable Potterness of Harry

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the Peter Cook Appreciation Society

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter is the Village Green Appreciation Society

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

wow.....so much truth there....
note: i am not stoned

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and the venereal disease of Carlos D

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

Hari Pott£r and the Peeing of the Pants

― Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter the 90's US indie rock years Vol#2 featuring Crooked Wand Crooked Wand and It's A Shame About Ron...

― elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

http://zeikfried.no-ip.com/IMAGES/HELLO2.JPG

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I HATE YOU JON WTF

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

http://zeikfried.d62.net/

― dongs, Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

(caution: spoilers}

Oh, such a nice touch...to put that at the very END.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Who the fuck is Bill Weasley? The DAD?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I had to post that link to the harry potter thread on another message board, I feel evil today.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

nickalicious was ON FIRE upthread.

Drop It Like It's Potter

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter Get's An ASBO

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

is that link safe for work?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it is.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I have never read any of the books do not intend to do so with this one, thought the movies were a bit shit and I was surprisingly let down by clicking on that link...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

hmm, well i kinda already suspected that death would happen. . .and we already knew you know who wasn't a pure-blood so no big surprise there.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter and The Eugenicist Hope

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

http://books.guardian.co.uk/harrypotter/story/0,10761,1527772,00.html

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.