Have any of you seen Napoleon Dynamite?

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I don't trust critics, and I'm going to see this tonight with my cousins (who are 10 and 12 yrs old.) Will I enjoy this or should I plan to nap during it?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

is this the one with the two baby tigers?

kephm, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's about Jon.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

like everything else these days.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

it's The Spitfire Grill for the Rushmore set, avoid avoid avoid.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

like everything else these days.

covered in delicious melted cheese?

Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to the Dollhouse meets FUBAR?

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It's pretty funny. I don't usually enjoy "self-consciously quirky '00s indie films," but I liked this one - probably because it's not very self-important. There are some less-than-great aspects, but on the whole I enjoyed the characters and schtick. It would make a good TV series.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the guy kinda looks like he was drawn by Dan Clowes.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Farewell My Concubine meets A Night At The Roxbury.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Caligula meets Smokey & the Bandit

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

so what you're trying to say is, my cousins will really like it but I might think it's dumb?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The trailer makes my skin crawl.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

See, i haven't seen a trailor for it, and I really don't know anything about it. The IMDB set seems fairly divided, some loving it and many hating it.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/napoleon_dynamite.html

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

on dialup :(

Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You will be high, so you may enjoy it.

deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the guy kinda looks like he was drawn by Dan Clowes.

Oh yeah. Weird. Totally OTM.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine Todd Solondz neutered for TRL consumption.

(and I am just basing my view on the trailer, I couldn't bring myself to see it)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine Todd Solondz neutered for TRL consumption.

This could easily be a good thing. Have you seen Happiness? It could stand some neutering.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Then you're just left with the freak show and none of the creepiness that makes Solondz occasionally interesting.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm kinda leery about seeing a film named after one of elvis costello's pseudonyms, but the reviews are good & friends who have seen it say that it's really good. so maybe i will see it after all.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't end up seeing it. It was full, so we saw The Terminal instead. I don't recommend any of you see that. It was not boring and absurd (which may have been its most redeeming quality?) and meandering and had a LAME ENDING.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I heard Napoleon Dynamite sounded good, but after watching that trailer, it looks like a total shitbomb.

Serya (Z_Ayres), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

also, that bit in the trailer where he says "Dang, you ever take it on any sweet jumps?" makes me think of the way the characters in Achewood talk, which is only a good thing within the context of Achewood.

Serya (Z_Ayres), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM SO NOT AFRAID OF THE COPS RIGHT NOW.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Thought it was very bad. About the quality of mediocre television show. Weak characters. Annoying characatures. Annoying direction. Few redeeming moments. If you like movies about nerds see American Splendor. It's way way better. Napolean Dynamite = DUD.

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask Mandee she saw it. I'd guess it's more Wes Andersonian than Solondzian no ?

What I already intensely dislike about this film is the inescapable MTV ad campaign beating you over the head about its studied coolness - irt doesn't even open nationwide for another 4 weeks, so the assult has only begun. Or maybe just because I hated Tenenbaums, and this seems to evoke that for whatever reason... and HAHA it's in the YELLOW/MIXED zone at Metacritic - > http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/napoleondynamite/

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Tenenbaums was not genius, but way better than this shit. No doubt about it.

Gilles Meloche (Gilles Meloche), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
this was actually pretty funny, but became less funny once the plot kicked in. the first half hour had me rolling though.

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 18 July 2004 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this stunk

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Napoleon Dynamite": The most controversial film since the Passion of the Christ!

kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, the first 30 mins was GREBT. Then the plot came in and it was less so. I enjoyed it! Napoleon had the MOVES, too.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

the race politics in this movie were very queasy, among other things, but i thought the physical comedy was good.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever. You all need to lighten up. *snaps fingers* It's too easy a target. I thought it was very enjoyable although, yes, very light.

"the race politics in this movie were very queasy"
and for obvious reasons, which made it even better

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually feel more compelled now to call it the best. movie. EVER.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks pretty bad to me, and a friend of mine walked out of it, describing it as "genuine mean spiritedness disguised as irony. And not funny." Saw an interview with the director, and made a snap judgement based on his appearance. "Frat daddy," I decided. I kept waiting for him to say, "My dad owns a dealership."

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks pretty bad to me, and a friend of mine walked out of it, describing it as "genuine mean spiritedness disguised as irony. And not funny"

are you sure they weren't talking about ILX??

on a serious note that is exactly how i felt about "being john malkovich", but not at all how i felt about "rushmore". am i to believe that this movie is more similar to malkovich than rushmore??

vahid (vahid), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was hilarious, though agreed that the first 30 minutes are the best. I think I've met too many Napoleon-types IRL. The subplots with his brother and uncle (?) were the only parts I didn't like. Interesting in that they make you sympathize with ND even though he's very unlikable.

Vinnie (vprabhu), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually feel more compelled now to call it the best. movie. EVER.
-- Francis Watlington (peppermintsmok...), July 23rd, 2004.

That was a silly reference to the movie for those who didn't catch it. I really don't think it's the greatest movie EVAH, but I do agree with Vinnie in that Napoleon's not really a likeable character, yet you can't help but relating to him on some understated level. Man, I know that sounded like a crock, but for real...

"are you sure they weren't talking about ILX??"

Haha!

"on a serious note that is exactly how i felt about "being john malkovich", but not at all how i felt about "rushmore". am i to believe that this movie is more similar to malkovich than rushmore??"

The movie's more like Rushmore, although not to the extreme of which you are thinking.

Goo Goo G'Joob (Francis Watlington), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

but doods, that one guy threw a cooked steak at a guy on a bicycle.


amazing.

ddb (ddb), Friday, 23 July 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

it really felt like a total w. anderson ripoff, with really badly-drawn characters instead of good ones.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 23 July 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

My computer now says "TINA, come get some HAM" when you make an error.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought it was actually really funny though perhaps lacked substance. i remember saying things like, "you're such a frickin IDIOT" in that exact tone of voice at some point in the early 90's so y'know, that resonated. and i liked the liger.

j c (j c), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It had some golden moments even if it was rambling. "I caught you a delicious bass" == losing my shit entirely.

Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

My initial thought was "Rushmore" using earl 90's kitsch instead of 70's. A lot of parts hit really close to home, like all the cool t-shirts with horses on them, clinging to trapper keepers and finding a dance tape at the thrift store.

It did seem a bit pointless. But it was cute. The ending felt a bit anticlimactic tho -- i thought they should have built up more emotional momentum.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 5 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

x post (way, way up)

a neutered Todd Solonz would be an amazing gift to the world. Haven't seen Welcome to the Dollhouse but watching Happiness made me realize just how sick I was of semi-talented independent films telling us that "the American dream" and the suburban family were empty gilded husks paraded before the masses in order to lull them into a soulless conformity which in fact masked deep individualistic quirks...manifested mostly by weird sexual fetishes, pedophilia, or filming plastic bags in the wind. Yes, I get it.

Fuck, at least American Beauty was funny. Happiness was more like a drinking game - I swear the goddamn housewife must have said "I'm so happy to be a housewife!" about five times.

Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"I caught you a delicious bass" == losing my shit entirely.

That was my favorite line. That, plus, "Tina! Come get some HAM!"

morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Tina, come get some ham and But my lips hurt real BAD! have entered into every day vernacular around my house.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
ARRRRGH! SO BAD! SO, SO UNBELIEVABLY BAD!

they should have done a short of him dancing and left it at that.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I still say I liked it (though haven't seen it again since then). Good silly fun. Too bad about the urban outfitters tees and talking dolls and all.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 25 May 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

finally got to watch this at the weekend. um I like it.

i might watch it again tonight

Ste, Monday, 3 September 2007 10:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's a great film, inspirational even.

moley, Monday, 3 September 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

this movie is garbage

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 September 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

Looks pretty bad to me, and a friend of mine walked out of it, describing it as "genuine mean spiritedness disguised as irony. And not funny"

From very near the beginning of the thread, and exactly how I felt when I saw it on TV the other week. I lasted about 45 minutes before turning off.

aldo, Monday, 3 September 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

i still like it. it has nice colours, particularly the blue and the greyish green.

i like sentimental films sometimes

Filey Camp, Monday, 3 September 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

I watched this on DVD a few months ago. Every character had the mindset of an eleven year old, regardless of the age they were supposed to be. And it was consistent about this; it didn't succumb to the temptation to derive its humor from any other source. The tone was remarkably even and contained. I liked that. It gave the film a kind of innocent charm, but as movies go it was a very slight - barely able to stand up in a breeze.

Aimless, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

tracer otm

Jena, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i heard spike lee is directing the sequel

gershy, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

the only funny bit is "tina, get your ham"

akm, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I've never liked this or thought it was funny. My guy absolutely loves it. That pretty much sums up our relationship.

Ms Misery, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

TEN FUNNY NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LINES:
1. "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "Know what Napoleon? You can LEAVE!"
2. "Ow! Jeeeeez!"
3. "Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves. Are you ready to get your groove on?" "Yes."
4. "It's a piece o' crap! It doesn't work!"
5. "What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?"
6. "Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky!"
7. "Yessssssss."
8. "I like your sleeves. They're real big."
9. "I'm not gonne use hers, you sicko!" "Ugh! Idiot!"
10. "Sure the world wide web is great..."

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

The music was shitty.

W4LTER, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

ive never met anyone in real life who doesnt think this movie is hysterical. have any of you? i doubt it.

except the guy who had the friend walk out of it, he doesnt count.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

I've never met anyone in real life who talked about this movie at all, thank god.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah maybe but living under a rock has it's own drawbacks.

Kerm, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

can anyone help me find my apostrophe? i know i left it around here somewhere.

Kerm, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

tracer otm

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

u dont like friendly things?

Filey Camp, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think it's friendly, i think it's mean-spirited. pas de lols also. i think it's an indie attempt at a proper funny snl-type movie.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

is this the one with the two baby tigers?

-- kephm, Tuesday, June 29, 2004 7:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ this seriously cracks me up in a "is this the movie about babies that are geniuses?" way.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

whats snl?

Filey Camp, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

saturday night live

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

ohhh

that makes sense. thats not available over here though is it?

Filey Camp, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

mercifully

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

imagine little britain with lower production values

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

well i havent actually seen little britain.

napoleon dynamite had good production values though?

Filey Camp, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

this movie is awful.

you all should see "eagle vs shark" tho to see what horrific damage it has wrought.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

the show snl doesn't air in the uk (well it does now, on itv4, very very late but only recently), but snl is behind a lot of movies, and it's useful shorthand for a certain kind of comedy film.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

this movie is horrible

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

The meat-throwing seen is the only thing that remains memorable.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

scene

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think this movie pumped a little energy back into Jamiroquai's sales.

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

I played a Napolean Dynamite drinking game once. It made the movie pleasant enough. Or the movie made the drinking pleasant enough. I have a lot of private, boring hypotheses about the director & his religion.

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

you should have seen the one about the two baby tigers instead. it's really good.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I love this baby tiger thing. And it was really good. Wasn't that called Harold and Kumar?

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Secondhand Lions?

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

i loved that tiger film.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

two brothers

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

O yeah Two Brothers. That's the one were the baby tiger throws some meat at his brother.

humansuit, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I have a lot of private, boring hypotheses about the director & his religion.

do tell

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

the movie was called Napoleon And Dynamite The Baby Tigers To Go White Castle, btw

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

What in the world

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 October 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

A little late?

I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

i like this write-up: http://www.avclub.com/articles/fox-orders-animated-versions-of-napoleon-dynamite,46241/

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

I might enjoy it if it were about 19-year-old Napoleon on his mission, driving his patient and well-meaning mission companions crazy. I'd enjoy a sitcom about some poorly matched Mormon missionaries, anyway.

The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

That actually sounds like exactly the sort of thing I'd willingly, listlessly watch saturday after saturday as an eight-year-old, drunk on honey-nut-cheerio milk.

buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

It actually seems remarkable how the only component of this nearly ubiquitous movie that has lasted is... jamiroquai. A lot of the talent are still working but I think the most prominent is the actress who played Deb?

Anyway, it was on TV today and I realized nobody thinks about this movie anymore, except if that jamiroquai song comes on some place you're in and you think, oh right, this was in that movie.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 13 May 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

always hated this movie but weirdly just saw four dorky looking white guys in their early 20s all wearing VOTE FOR PEDRO T-shirts getting out of car yesterday so I guess it still has it's fans.

methanietanner, Sunday, 13 May 2018 19:09 (seven years ago)

i have expunged it from my memory

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2018 19:18 (seven years ago)


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