Corey Feldman returns

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Have you ever seen a dead body? Even better, have you ever found one, or bits of one? Am I a sicko?

― Mark C, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In my headachey state, I first read "found one" as "fondled one"... maybe I'm the sicko...

― Sean, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Humans? Well no. None outside of a proper coffin in any case.

Lifeless little sick kittens and ancient pets that have died in your arms tho, are another story. *sniff* :(

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

honour yr error as a hidden intention

― mark s, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dear god! Well, I did discover my pet hamster dead at a tender age and wept.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oblique Strategies RoXor!

― Brian Peter George St Baptiste De La Salle Eno, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a friend of mine did..blue and bloated on the rocks..i guess the woman had serious health problems and jumped off the bluff. he's kinda morbid and sends me pics from rotten.com so maybe that had an effect on him. oh yeah, the city gave him a medal for finding her as she was missing for a few months before he found her.

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What does this have to do with Corey Feldman?

― Ally, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A certain movie by Rob Reiner seem like the most likely connection.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What?

― Ally, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

river's edge

― mark s, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stand By Me!

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is completely foreign to me. Anyhow, I've seen plenty of dead bodies, but none of them were my fault.

― Ally, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dear god mark please tell me you did not just confuse crispin glover with corey feldman.

― ethan, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: No I saw him on tv the other day he was holding 5 elephants in 1 hand.
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

Vern: I guess you're right. It would be a good fight though.

― Kim, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dear ethan i can't be expected to keep all your funny little mortal names straight, now, can I?

― god, Wednesday, 7 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

Yes, Skottie.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 November 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I made the mistake of looking at that Celebrity Morgue website. Somebody was talking about it at a party this weekend. I was stupid. At first, I was like, "Huh, this ain't bad at all." But then I saw JFK photos and thought I would throw up. THankfully, I didn't.

In conclusion, DON'T go to that site.

Thank you and have a nice day.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

link?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(I just want to know what site not to go to)

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm... just google celebrity morgue. I think it's just that and then .com...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

last night I was reading Willie Nelson's latest (only???) book, The Facts of Life and Other Dirty Jokes, and he recounds Elvis's last words: "Corn? I don't remember corn!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

Who's in?

http://www.coreysangels.com/images/flyer.jpg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

FELDMANSION OMG OMG OMG

"Women in Sexy costumes is free with approval."

― Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

THEY'RE GONNA PLAY HALO AND SERVE WINGS

OMG SO KILLER

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://deadspin.com/this-is-the-best-dodgeball-story-youll-hear-today-1466468749

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)

http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.news/NEIx6hevwmSiLO_1_1.jpg

― a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

Oh dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:46 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

And now

http://www.vanyaland.com/2015/07/20/minor-league-baseball-team-apologies-after-corey-feldmans-band-performs-at-ballpark/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

wow the audience is like, right there, huh

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

feelin the starpower

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)

I wonder how Feldman squares his "I was groomed by Hollywood child molestors" angle w his reanimated-corpse-of-Michael-Jackson schtick

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

hey baseball fans, come warm your hands on this garbagefire!

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)

Goonies shirt guy has attended every Truth Movement performance

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5f0ZbJiF7w

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

how did that scene not end with Haim barging in and attempting to play an awkward guitar solo

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

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