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Britney Spears insists she’s marrying Kevin Federline for love

NEW YORK (AP) — This time, she’s marrying for love, Britney Spears said of her recent engagement to dancer Kevin Federline.
“Marrying Kevin was the last thing I was thinking about doing,” Spears tells People magazine in its July 12 issue.
“But then I said, ‘You know what? This is my life and I don’t care what people think. I’m going to get married. I’m in love with him’.”
Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, began dating a few months ago, after her Las Vegas wedding to childhood friend Jason Alexander in January. That marriage was annulled 55 hours later.
Of the quickie Vegas ceremony, “That thing was a total ugh,” she says. “I was not in love at all.”
This is different, says Spears, who’s wearing a five-carat diamond set atop two slender platinum, diamond-encrusted bands on her left finger.
Federline popped the question on an airplane while flying with Spears from Ireland to New York after the European leg of her tour. “I’d known for a while that she’s the one,” he says.
“I kissed a bunch of frogs and finally found my prince,” says Spears. “I feel like I’ve found my happily ever after.”
Federline, who performed as a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake, Spears’ former boyfriend, previously was involved with Shar Jackson, star of TV’s Moesha.
They have a two-year-old daughter and are expecting another baby.
“I plan to meet his daughter,” Spears says. “I love little ones. I think the situation is good.”
The singer says she wants children of her own someday.
“I’m not pregnant. (But) I definitely want to have some kids. I see myself with four or five.”
She adds: “We’re starting with a dog. I just got a Maltese named Lacy.”

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

her left
finger.
further proof of my theory that BS is in fact a sea lion.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

think brit had to buy her own ring?

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

“I plan to meet his daughter,” Spears says.

That sure would be a good start, wouldn't it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently the mom of the kid said "i hope she likes to babysit"

kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

further proof of my theory that BS is in fact a sea lion.

I think it would be better proof if the article read like this:

Britney Spears insists she’s marrying Kevin Federline for love

NEW YORK (AP) — This time, she’s marrying for love, Britney Spears said of her recent engagement to dancer Kevin Federline.
“ARF ARF... arf arf arf arff,” Spears tells People magazine in its July 12 issue.
“AAAAAARF arf *honk* *honk* *honk*.”
Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, began dating a few months ago, after her Las Vegas wedding to childhood friend Jason Alexander in January. That marriage was annulled 55 hours later.
Of the quickie Vegas ceremony, “*honk* *honk* AAAAAARF,” she says, alternating between juggling a beach ball on her nose and honking bicycle horns. “Arf arf AAAAARF *honk*.”
This is different, says Spears, who’s wearing a five-carat diamond set atop two slender platinum, diamond-encrusted bands on her left finger.
Federline popped the question on an airplane while flying with Spears from Ireland to New York after the European leg of her tour. “I’d known for a while that she’s the one,” he says.
“*honk* *honk* *honk*,” says Spears. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF.”
Federline, who performed as a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake, Spears’ former boyfriend, previously was involved with Shar Jackson, star of TV’s Moesha.
They have a two-year-old daughter and are expecting another baby.
“*smack* *smack*,” Spears says as she doens a bucket of mackerel. “Arf ARF arf. *smack* *smack* AAAAAARF.”
The singer says she wants children of her own someday.
“I’m not pregnant. (But) I definitely want to have some kids. I see myself with four or five.”
She adds: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF.”

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan I kiss thee.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(roffle)

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and think about how much more sense that loopy video (I can't remember the name of the song) makes now.

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Me three. Just got busted laughing.
"What's so funny about designing a new fax cover sheet, Reyob?"

Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, I am surprised you think sea lions are so thoughtful and, er, articulate on the subject of non-pregnancy. Nonetheless, titter.

Before the silly bint hurt herself and got engaged, she was due to play a concert on my birthday, and I was going to go bearing a banner reading "MARRY ME BRITNEY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" and now I can't. This saddens me.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.moorpark.cc.ca.us/htdocs/zoo/pics/schmoo2.jpg

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

think brit had to buy her own ring?

-- kelsey

Definitely! It's expensive to find a ring for the left flipper.

Skottie, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this is depressing.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

think brit had to buy her own ring?

On Fametracker someone pointed out that it's the same ring she's been wearing since her last wedding, so she's recycling.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That calls up unsavory images.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Look, I've got a ring, you gonna marry me or do I have to sit here with this ball my nose all fucking day?"

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/ring.jpg

Sealion, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something wrong with that hand...

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG ally I didn't mean it that way.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

for a left hand the fingers are all backwards though! it is ok but shhhhhh ixnay on the allyzay.

Sealion, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.miamiseaprison.com/images/sea-lion-bunny.jpg

Britney's EARS.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(congratulations, sealionzay)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was gonna be about her little Michael Moore cameo appearance.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

wait! she just got engaged and her fiancee's ex-girlfriend is expecting?!?!

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

scan-DAL!

Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

poor britney, she's out of her mind

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

DEPRESSING

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

:(

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(congratulations, sealionzay)

*frowns a bit, penny drops*

OHMYFRICKINGOD! Congratulations! (Er, is this the right thread for me to post this? Is any?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(I know, it took about an hour for it to register with me too)

CONGRATS ALLY, NOW EMAIL ME BACK YO!

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

huh? wh'appen?

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

AW, HEARTWARMING

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a**yzay is engaged to britney spears?!

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That marriage might work out better than one to the Vanilla Ice looking guy.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

how wonderful omg wtf

amazing gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

“I kissed a bunch of frogs and finally found my prince,” says Spears.

http://nude-celebrity-1.com/justin-timberlake/justin-timberlake-004.jpg

(I will abstain from the necessary congrats until given the all-clear)

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

“That thing was a total ugh”

Krankenhaus, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I can already see Love Vultures circling. Dear god, maybe this man might want to SEE HIS CHILD BIRTHED before going around snagging some Britney-flavoured dowry? C S Lewis talked about this kind of thing.

Britney needs to learn from MISS DYNAMITE about being hip. In fact, we could ALL learn from Miss Dynamite because she RULES ALL.

Vic Fluro, Thursday, 1 July 2004 08:17 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

so have we all seen this?

http://www.britneyspears.com/

Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.

I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.

I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.

I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth.
Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.

Love, Britney

Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me.

WORD.

CharlieNo4, Friday, 1 June 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me.

Wow, Brit!

HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

ts: britney's letters of truth vs lindsay's blackberries of adequicy

lex pretend, Friday, 1 June 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.

is that a suicide warning sign?

StanM, Friday, 1 June 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

"Look, I've got a ring, you gonna marry me or do I have to sit here with this ball my nose all fucking day?"

almost spat my coke out </big hoos aka etc>

onimo, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha I didn't read upthread so I'd forgotten about my reintepretation of the original article.

HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

these zero-content confessions that are the norm now are so depressing

J0hn D., Friday, 1 June 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

apparently you depress easily?

electricsound, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

Finally, some new action on the Britney website, amirite?

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/29/mini-brit-and-mini-k-fed-square-off/

Confounded, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

It's Friday so I have no problem admitting I would like to read Shakey Mo's take on this

TOMBOT, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

britneyblog GO

Tracer Hand, Friday, 1 June 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

why does john d want britney spears to "confess" to him?

what lex said.

That one guy that quit, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

<I>I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from.</I>

Either the tanning salon or at a local seveneleven picking up something for your munchies.

stevienixed, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

It's Friday so I have no problem admitting I would like to read Shakey Mo's take on this

-- TOMBOT, Friday, June 1, 2007 1:56 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahaha

grady, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

that part about going out with a ton of people and then finding out that you footed the bill when you weren't expecting too is really sad though.

i'd probably do the same given the chance, but its fucked up.

grady, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Poor Britney...

But I really wished she had embraced the bald look. I saw Sinéad O'Connor going mental on Irish tv about the suggestion that the headshaving incident was proof that she was deranged.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha sorry to leave my devoted fans waiting

but um, there isn't really anything interesting about Britney, this is all fairly predictable and boring.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

*groan*

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

groin

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

foul ball

jeff, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

I saw Sinéad O'Connor going mental

As opposed to...

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Well don't just stand there, help me up!!

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Sinéad is lovely most of the time.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, who died?

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

DIED?

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

x-post
j/k I love Sinead. You know maybe Britney's hair was damaged from dying it black so much and she just wanted to grow it back healthy? No biggie.

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Anna Nicole Smith.

HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAY WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Still, the wigs? I say this as a true Britney fan. The Anna Nicole Smith thing, I know little about it only that it is sad and terrible.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

She had a baby took drugs and then died.

Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

That same Britney glamor shot minus the wig would be fuckin' awesome

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but minus the wig I hope they wouldn't have done the same shot. You have to embrace the baldness and go with it.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

I HOPE THEY WOULD HAVE, COME ON

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.fandango.com/images/commentator/vendetta.jpg

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

All I'm saying is it could have been a whole new direction for Britney.

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

no white gloves, no credibility. Britney must have more hair than NP has there by now, unless she shaved it again...

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

Britney must have more hair than NP has there by now, unless she shaved it again...
Britney must have more hair than NP has there by now, unless she shaved it again...
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HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

That was quick, I'm impressed.

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.latest-hairstyles.com/images/portman-short.jpg

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Probably not that long yet but getting there

(shit, Dan is gonna like this one too)

marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

lolololololololololololol

HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

oo

I know, right?, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

latest update:

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a role in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my roles very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part.

marmotwolof, Friday, 13 July 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

Latest = 5 days ago!

svend, Friday, 13 July 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

Latest = she's been kissing her bodyguard/baby sitter
Breaking news = he might be gay

(I read the wrong papers, ok?)

StanM, Friday, 13 July 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok so I don't check britneyspears.com every day, you got me.

marmotwolof, Friday, 13 July 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

Character in a movie with an umbrella? Is there someone making an aggressive version of Mary Poppins?

StanM, Friday, 13 July 2007 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

She's going to beat the devil with it on the Crossroads II.

nathalie, Friday, 13 July 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

Well, she didn't get it. I guess you can't be hiring the self-proclaimed Anti-Christ to play a devil beater.

marmotwolof, Friday, 13 July 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

Wait though, is she saying she was going for a husband and wife Freaky Friday/Vice Versa/18 Again? I bet it will have nu-crotch related joeks.

marmotwolof, Friday, 13 July 2007 08:38 (eighteen years ago)

But if it was that one Nathalie described: that would be BRILLIANT!

Also, Britney: Most creative excuse ever!

Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2007 08:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really quite disappointed Crossroads wasn't the Robert Johnson myth transferred to Britney. Or even the Eugene Martone myth.

2002 just called and wants this post back.

marmotwolof, Friday, 13 July 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)


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