Mike Ditka for Senate (or not)

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Mike Ditka, former Bears coach and blowhard of long standing, recently said he wasn't interested in running for Senate at the moment, despite calls from certain Illinois Republicans for him to do just that.

Has the election of Arnold Schwarzenegger convinced politicians that having a perceived-as-thick celebrity running on your ticket is a gold mine? Why would any Republicans even think of courting Ditka?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he has a good chance of winning?

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://dioforamerica.com/

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would any Republicans even think of courting Ditka?

because this late in the game they need name recognition, esp. when you consider Obama's giving the DNC keynote.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil otm. But this isn't, necessarily...

Because he has a good chance of winning?

A poll that came out yesterday showed Obama beating Ditka 51-44.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I saw that too but I don't think it means much as this story hasn't received nearly as much attention as it would were Ditka to accept the offer. Also, a 7 point difference with a 3.6% MoE is pretty impressive considering that Ditka is a gigantic moron.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

how about the other possibility, what's-her-name with the homophobia problem?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Realistically? The Republicans couldn't find a savvy pol willing to be a sacrificial lamb. the heavyweights have their carreers to consider. So the next best thing for them was ANY household name voters could recognize. The more of a celebrity, the better.

Ditka was a win-win for them. If he ran and lost, he still would solidify the image of Republicans as the party of the Red-Blooded All-American Joe Sixpack. If he ran and won (by some miracle), they at least would deny the Dems a Senate seat at a time when every seat is ultra-critical.

Even though Ditka didn't run, the Republicans got a bit of image-enhancing mileage from the flirtation. So much more profitable for them than running some fringe fruitcake that no one knows about or cares about except the religious right.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

the whole thing smacks of cynicism of the worst sort.

guess it helps to explain why george w. bush is president, though.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 16 July 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I saw that too but I don't think it means much as this story hasn't received nearly as much attention as it would were Ditka to accept the offer.

Are you saying Obama has better name recognition than Ditka?!

Also, a 7 point difference with a 3.6% MoE is pretty impressive considering that Ditka is a gigantic moron.

So wouldn't increased attention to him just widen the gap?

Remember, Arnold is an international figure, actor and businessman with a history of hugely successful self-promotion. Ditka is a local football coach.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i actually think arnold is pretty intelligent, if bullheaded. ditka long seemed like he was kind of putting on a caricature, but it seems that he actually *is* a caricature.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

how about the other possibility, what's-her-name with the homophobia problem?

Homophobia, Schlomophobia. Pull the kaleidoscope out of your ass.

:-)

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you saying Obama has better name recognition than Ditka?!

No, what I said was "Yeah, I saw that too but I don't think it means much as this story hasn't received nearly as much attention as it would were Ditka to accept the offer." Maybe I should've made myself more clear by saying that the fact that anyone is going to vote for Ditka is surprising but it definitely illustrates how easily votes are swayed and I am confident that had Ditka decided to run, the media attention would be much more intense and likely to have resulted in a lot of borderline votes going his way, ala Arnold.

So wouldn't increased attention to him just widen the gap?

Is there any proof for this? Is there any proof that this poll is as unbiased as it is being assumed to be?

Remember, Arnold is an international figure, actor and businessman with a history of hugely successful self-promotion. Ditka is a local football coach.

You make it sound like he's a high school football coach. I wouldn't underestimate his draw. The fact that he was even considered despite his lack of political skills shows how popular he is.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

When Schwarzenegger ran, I said, "Jeez, at least Reagan when he ran for governor of California had some political experience, if you count being president of the Screen Actors Guild."

When Ditka thought about running, I said, "Jeez, at least Schwarzenegger was politically active."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember, Arnold is an international figure, actor and businessman with a history of hugely successful self-promotion. Ditka is a local football coach.

um, Ditka's not a coach, but he is a highly successful pitchman for an erectile dysfunction drug, and owns a very popular (if not very good) restaurant in Chicago. Additionally, when he was a coach, one of his better stints was, y'know, winning the Super Bowl as head coach of the Chicago Bears. Which gave him enough name recognition to have a long-running series of skits on "Saturday Night Live" mention his name.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I would've enjoyed the linguistic flavor of "Ditka vs. Obama." It rolls off the tongue.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 16 July 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hstencil, that's the local Chicago Bears, to you. (xp)

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was looking forward to some jingoistic ads featuring Ditka clad in the US flag drawing parallels between Obama and Osama.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Arnold was a highly successful pitchman for one of the best-branded automobiles in the world and owned more than one very popular restaurant in Los Angeles (though admittedly they're popular for the food first and not stamped with his name), but those weren't worthy of mention compared to what else he's done. Sure, he won the Super Bowl, but does that compare to selling millions of movies around the world? If we're going to use the SNL test, we're going to say James Lipton has enough name recognition to run. I concede that I'm being East Coast provincial, but maybe you're being rust belt provincial?

(it's good to be back in overspin mode)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ditka is VERY well-known in Illinois, which is the only place that matters since, you know, that's the seat he's running for.

oops (Oops), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

amazing that in the space of a few hours, it can go from "Ditka provides name recognition" to "Ditka's just a local football coach."

FYI - he was also a quite successful football player, and not just in Chicago:

PLAYER STATS - MIKE DITKA Career Statistics
Receiving
Year TM G Rec Yards Y/R TD
1961 chi 14 56 1076 19.2 12
1962 chi 14 58 904 15.6 5
1963 chi 14 59 794 13.5 8
1964 chi 14 75 897 12.0 5
1965 chi 14 36 454 12.6 2
1966 chi 14 32 378 11.8 2
1967 phi 9 26 274 10.5 2
1968 phi 11 13 111 8.5 2
1969 dal 12 17 268 15.8 3
1970 dal 14 8 98 12.2 0
1971 dal 14 30 360 12.0 1
1972 dal 14 17 198 11.6 1
TOTAL 158 427 5812 13.6 43
5-time Pro Bowler: 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965

Consensus All-America, 1960 ... First tight end elected to Pro Football Hall of Fame ... Fast, rugged, outstanding blocker, great competitor ... Big-play star of Bears' 1963 title team ... Scored final touchdown in Cowboys' Super Bowl VI win ... Rookie of the Year, 1961 ... All-NFL four years, in five straight Pro Bowls ... Career record: 427 receptions, 5,812 yards, 43 TDs.

I would imagine that the football coach most non-football-interested Americans (is gabbneb part of this mysterious demographic?) are familiar with is Ditka, with Bill Parcells, Bear Bryant or Tom Landry following.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, he won the Super Bowl, but does that compare to selling millions of movies around the world?

1 as coach, 1 as player.

Yes, Schwarzenegger has more name recognition than Ditka, nobody's arguing against that. What we're saying is that you're completely underestimating his name recognition in general, not compared with Arnold. Why else would the makers of Levitra (or whatever it is he endorses) hire him for a NATIONAL ad campaign? And wouldn't it make sense that they'd try to pick someone with name recognition greater or equal to, say, Bob Dole or Rafael Palmeiro (sure he's got the latter beat, not sure about the former).

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Arnold:California :: Ditka:Illinois

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

not an unfair comparison at all.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not saying he wasn't well-known. I'm not underestimating his national name recognition, which I'm well aware of. I'm saying that it appears from a prospective poll (which, ok, might have changed) that his name-recognition and popularity weren't enough to help him much, even in the only place that matters. While California is not Illinois, perhaps Illinoisans recognize that Ditka knows less of the country (all of which he would govern in the Senate), if not the world, than Arnold.

(And ok, Arnold wasn't a 'pitchman' per se, but he was a representative of sorts, and claimed to have invented the Hummer. Why oh why did we never connect this to inventing the internet? Because Gore might still have run, I guess.)

most non-football-interested Americans

I have belonged to said demographic since the demise of Krieg-Largent-Bosworth.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, it should be said California >>>>> Illinois.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(and, oh yeah, Arnold was running for Governor, not the Senate)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

that his name-recognition and popularity weren't enough to help him much

According to that poll, it gave him 44 percent of the vote.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

While California is not Illinois, perhaps Illinoisans recognize that Ditka knows less of the country (all of which he would govern in the Senate), if not the world, than Arnold.

why was this brought into the thread in the first place? Kinda like comparing apples and oranges, or Hummers and Escalades, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.chicagomakeup.com/celeb-ditka.jpg

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

why was this brought into the thread in the first place?

well, it's not that relevant given that Ahnold wasn't running for the Senate, which I conveniently ignored in comparing them as candidates alone. though it has some relevance in that California has an economy larger than many countries.

According to that poll, it gave him 44 percent of the vote.

Which is just slightly more than the Republican base in Illinois. In 2000, Bush and Buchanan got 43%.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but they have EXPERIENCE.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oy gott, I thought that was a jock at first.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Leeee, you live in California, and you know who Ditka is!

(what point this proves, I have no idea)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe Leeee is up on his local Illinois football.

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

d00ds, I'm going to be a Chicagoan in two months!

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - did he take a poll?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

leeee - really? Good thing you're up on your Ditka knowledge, then.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Mike Ditka was the Saints coach, right?

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha yeah, remember when he put on those fake dreadlocks when they signed Ricky Williams?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.slipcue.com/music/pop/aa_popimages/aa_albums/S/saints_76stranded.gif

third from the left

alex in not really (amateurist), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(Da Saints)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

say, if Patterson Hood is correct, wasn't Bear Bryant fuckin' DEIFIED in Alabama?

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 16 July 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Coach Bryant could've run for anything in Alabama. Seems like he was given a state-funeral from Tuscaloosa all the way to Birmingham. Now THAT's a funeral procession.

(Also see Tom Osbourne, Jim Bunning, et. al.)

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 16 July 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

say, that reminds me, i'm gunna start a thread about deified college footbal coaches

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 16 July 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How about the Nuge?:

Republican sources tell WMAQ that the Republican Party will now focus on two potential candidates: Jim Oberwies, who finished second in the primary for this nomination, and John Cox, who ran a couple of years ago. Both have the distinction of being multimillionaires.

But another name surfacing is that of rocker, outspoken conservative and gun-rights activist Ted Nugent.

"He grew up in Arlington Heights. He went to St. Viator High School," Cook County Republican Chair Gary Skoien told WMAQ. "He has more connection to Illinois than Hillary Clinton had to New York, and he's been a very articulate spokesperson on constitutional issues. He would be a very interesting candidate."

rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Har har har "constitutional issues".

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you people even remember the Saterday Night Live "Da Bears" sketches with Mike Myers, George Wendt, and Chris Farley? Ditka was about as iconic and well known as any coach gets on a national level.

Is he as world famous as Arnold? No.
Is Ditka quite famous in Illinois? Oh yeah.

Ditka isn't going to run because like many pro sports guys in the US, he probably has way too many bartenders and strippers that have embarrassing stories to tell.

Oklahoma for a time had two ex-football players in the US House with JC Watts and Steve Largent. Watts didn't run last election, but I think Largent is considering running for Governor.

earlnash, Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

once again, I'm not talking about fame for its own sake, I'm using it as a proxy for something that would justify voters deciding he could be a Senator

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

earl:

um, Ditka's not a coach, but he is a highly successful pitchman for an erectile dysfunction drug, and owns a very popular (if not very good) restaurant in Chicago. Additionally, when he was a coach, one of his better stints was, y'know, winning the Super Bowl as head coach of the Chicago Bears. Which gave him enough name recognition to have a long-running series of skits on "Saturday Night Live" mention his name.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 18 July 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

fuck this guy

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 13:58 (eight years ago)


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