Cool Things To Do In Melbourne

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Please tell me some.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Saturday, 17 July 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I misread this title as Cool Things to Do in the Men's Room...and got concerned.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 17 July 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

thre aren't any

― gaz (gaz), Saturday, 17 July 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

cause a ruckus by getting two lesbians pregnant via IVF

― Queen Gynorockologist, Saturday, 17 July 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you looking for, Colin?

― OCP (OCP), Saturday, 17 July 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell yourself, 'At least I'm not in Sydney, so there's no pressure to fake 'cool''.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 17 July 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You could go outside right now and FREEZE.

― Shady Loch Lenin (haitch), Saturday, 17 July 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Another really cool thing you can do in Melbourne is take a plane to Sydney.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 17 July 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 17 July 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm already in Sydney!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 18 July 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, this thread has been disheartening.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 18 July 2004 09:20 (twenty-one years ago)

you missed a mini sydney fap colin!

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 18 July 2004 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Melbourne is WAY better then Sydney. Seriously.

Hang out in Prahran. Go to Fitzroy. Dance at "Shake Some Action". Visit the real Ramsay St.

― Calista Van Moren, Sunday, 18 July 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Talk with other Melbournites about how much better than Sydney Melbourne is.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 18 July 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just kidding. Colin, one really obvious thing for you to do is to FAP up with the excellent Melbourne Fuxors on this board and they can show you around - so where are they?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 18 July 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

they had a realisation

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 18 July 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dance at "Shake Some Action".

Hahaha. Oh dear, no no no.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 July 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

- Be sophistamacated in St Kilda
- Have ice cream in Williamstown
- Go to Fed Square and say 'so what the fuck's this for then?'
- Visit Minotaur wearing a clean anorak and hold a sign saying 'YES IT'S POSSIBLE'
- Stand on Bourke St Mall and wonder what all the fuss is about
- Go to the Dandenongs and get lost for a bit
- Drive through Caroline Springs for a taste of the real Melbourne

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

see bands. drink in pubs. walk in parks. sit in cafes and drink herbal tea.

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

- Visit Minotaur wearing a clean anorak and hold a sign saying 'YES IT'S POSSIBLE'

bwahaha!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 July 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

*Shop
* Think, hmm, this is so like Europe, almost

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Go to all the markets! Vic Market, Prahran Market, South Melbourne Market. Mmmm cheeses and seafood and all kinds of lovely lovely deli stuff and cheap clothes and everything.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

*Attempt to hook up with Trayce, Queen of the Pikers

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha. Grrr :P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 July 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be there tommorow-Monday, if anyone wants to FAP.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 29 July 2004 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

see bands. drink in pubs. walk in parks. sit in cafes and drink herbal tea.

Where are the pubs? Currently in CBD trying to find a place to have a quiet beer but
can't locate a suitable place.
Z
Internet search only tells me about trendy looking places but really just looking for somewhere pleasant with a nice beer i can drink for an hour or so.. ideas?

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

go to the carlton, 193 bourke st

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

Ty!!

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 06:10 (eleven years ago)

Decided to go to the casino instead for a bit but will have repeated drill tomorrow so will bear the carlton in mind

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 06:12 (eleven years ago)

Fully aware casino doesnt really fit the 'somewhere pleasant' req btw..

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 06:13 (eleven years ago)

WAT KEN YOU ARE IN MELB!?

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 07:08 (eleven years ago)

ps the Carlton is ok but gets crammed with wankers

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 07:08 (eleven years ago)

Where are the pubs?

Fitzroy, St Kilda, Prahran

― the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:27 (eleven years ago)

is that rooftop one still in the CBD?

― the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:28 (eleven years ago)

have a pot with Chloe at Young & Jackson's #tourist

― the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 10:30 (eleven years ago)

dude theres like half adozen rooftop bars in the cbd now (mme brussels, Rooftop, Y&j, Waterside etc)

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 12:04 (eleven years ago)

hi i'm in melbourne yes - gf is at an exhibition thing until sat so i'm here milling around on my own for a few days - didnt want to visit anywhere too fancy will save these when she's done so i was just after somewhere easy i can get a cheap beer and sit down and go on the internet or something...

ended up going to the casino which wasn't bad made $125 so far...

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

will be on my own today from 10 til 18 so any suggestions welcome

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

last time i was here i went to madame brussels it was nice

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

there's a rooftop bar in meyers place called LOOP which isn't bad. might not want a rooftop bar today though.

― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Going on a fried chicken tour today.. crazy wings first then gami for lunch.. further suggestions welcome

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

the public bar on victoria st, home to miss katie's crab shack, does excellent fried chicken (as well as crab boil, crab burgers etc)

belle's hot chicken on gertrude st, fitzroy for hotter/spicier option

― electric sack butt (haitch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah i should have suggested public bar

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

Ooh yeah Ken I forgot about your fried chicken thing, try Belle's. Its supposed to blow yr socks off.

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

I will go check out today thanks both!!

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

P.s. likely to be free saturday arvo if anybody fancy FAP.. let me know

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

Bell's has finished me off.. so full. So good. Very hot. No dinner required tonight

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 4 December 2014 06:45 (eleven years ago)

it's funny, I actually preferred belle's in its old incarnation, the chicken was aaaaaaamazing (not as hot, tho) and the drinks were classier!

― electric sack butt (haitch), Friday, 5 December 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

I was just telling my 13 yr old daughter that I can tell when Australians are waking up by the appearance of this thread at the top of the page. She smiled and said, "cool!"

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

(She should be in bed btw)

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

every ten years, like clockwork, you can tell when Australians wake up

― the incredible string gland (sic), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

Lol at least it's been reliably the case for TWO days in a row now

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

zeitgeist thread probably a better indicator tbqh

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

zeitgeist rarely gets posts until the afternoon

― the incredible string gland (sic), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

Beer oclock

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 5 December 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Very happily spending my whole afternoon in fitzroy today. No chicken consumed today just a bowl of noodles in chinatown earlier on. Had a couple of decent pints though

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

Xposts.. fap offer still on whenever you guys wake up tomoz

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:23 (eleven years ago)

(that is, consumption of a pint of beer (or 'schooners', if you must) . As opposed to fapfapfap)

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)

schooners more of a nsw thing

― the incredible string gland (sic), Friday, 5 December 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

don't they hand people a guide to australian beer sizes at customs

they should

― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

hand ppl beers even better

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 5 December 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

Not confiscating all of my food and drinks would be good enough for me

(The customs checks seem to have been relaxed this time around, mind)

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Saturday, 6 December 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

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