Wayne Rooney

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CHARGE OF THE WHITE B-ROO-GADE.

ach, this isn't the thread for that.

ROO RUX RAN

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Roo, Roo, the lily white boy
clothed all in green-o

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DOCTOR ROO AND THE WHITE GUARDIAN

where would you, personally, rank rooney in a list of epl forwards

ahead of ba, certainly, and defoe
ahead of long and doyle and best
granted
ahead of bent or sturridge
hmmmm
ahead of vdv or adebayor
i'd dispute
maybe there's one more inbetween rank
where suarez lives with chicarito and zamora
and you might leave him there
you'd surely not book him a place
beside aguero?

where would you, personally, rank darragh's psychiatrist in a list of trained mental health care professionals

if there was a thread for posting amusing ilx exchanges, that would be in

Frankly, I think his strengths would best be served by making him a midfielder more than a forward

i agree with everyone, but mainly michael

He already gets more touches than any other nominal forward in the league. I don't think dropping deeper still would be a good idea.

His side needed a different kind of midfielder yesterday but Rooney wasn't it.

atm he is a nominal fwd

were he to be dropped deeper officially he would be a midfielder and utd could play one of the actual forwards they employ

in a footballing team like swansea he might look a bit more impressive

wayne rooney's building a giant windowless shed

http://www.bdonline.co.uk/news/wayne-rooney-hires-architect-to-design-shed/5027756.article

Good article

the swansea silkworm has been upstaged by the scally scarab

where would you, personally, rank rooney in a list of epl forwards

― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:37 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahead of ba, certainly, and defoe
ahead of long and doyle and best
granted
ahead of bent or sturridge
hmmmm
ahead of vdv or adebayor
i'd dispute
maybe there's one more inbetween rank
where suarez lives with chicarito and zamora
and you might leave him there
you'd surely not book him a place
beside aguero?

― generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:42 (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

officially rescinding long and ba from the list of players i'd rank below wayne rooney

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, July 19, 2004 8:41 AM (7 years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, July 19, 2004 8:41 AM (7 years ago)

― The Triumph of the Will High (nakhchivan), Tuesday, January 3, 2012 2:10 AM (5 minutes ago)

^ like the player himself, that graphical representation isn't as good as was intended, is unfinished and doesn't really seem to fit in anywhere

been watchin this lad lately, he's doin well

drop this mythical joke

I know it was an overhead, but still

http://i.imgur.com/rShAU.jpg

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i'd always felt trey songz and stephen ireland might get on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Yutm3qK_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VacBiyxM-UU

why did you want to type wayne rooney in all different fonts?
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 10:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

dunno

is there some sort of agency that books photo-ops with rappers and deluxe daytrips for elite footballers

for a mere £10k a day extra zat knight and shaun wright philips can be added to your package, along with a twitter approved comedian with a repertoire of over 400 'little and large' bantuh classixx

lol @ 'same' return from d bent, if a man u team including cron was bent wholly on getting our benty to the top of the asian market then he'd get fifty a season and he wouldn't need to fuck any magic grannies to do it

― shite pele (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 3:58 PM (1 year ago)

Stand by it, and we may see the proof when they're both at newcastle in august

if Rooney goes to Spurs they win the league next season

― Number None, Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:07 PM (1 month ago)

Genuinely now, is wayne rooney a keep at all costs player for this utd team?

Details of the contract offer in place, eesh

"hitler and wayne rooney"
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"wayne rooney and hitler"
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jesus i dont remember posting this at all

what's the difference between wayne rooney and hitler?

hitler is dead so he can't fuck old whores

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:30 (3 years ago)

classic nakhchivan

shaw injury tonight might see Rooney played out of position to cover for a while y/n?

He has won the England Player of the Year award four times, in 2008, 2009, 2014 and 2015. With 51 goals in 109 international caps, Rooney is England's all-time record goalscorer and fourth most-capped player.

Ppl who treat this as the defence as opposed to admitting it as the problem are imbeciles

i met a friend of a friend a few months back and had a brief discussion with him about football, and i made this point, fairly calmly, not in the way i'd make it here, and the guy, a liverpool fan but seemingly a big fan of rooney, tried to fight me outside the pub as a result.

howarye

International tournament time. First sally.

xp lol i had similar in a hometown bar nb not madrid about raul once in the late 90s

Now i was 100% wrong but nonetheless wtf is wrong with ppl

it was extremely strange, no amount of means to an end politeness would calm him either. drink i suppose.

^^^knows nothing of honkbal

Amateur lip readers online saying it looked more like "are you crazy you son of a whore/bitch"

He definitely said that. The bit that Holgate reacted to was afterwards - when an Everton player’s head was blocking the view of the camera. If Firmino did say anything else he was pretty close to the ref when he did so.

Jesus the Rooney SEO really pulls the lowlifes into a thread

It looked to me like Firmino shouted "puta" to Holgate's face

He does say filha de puta but holgate doesn’t react to that, he reacts few seconds after when firmino mouths the word “negro”, you can’t see it clearly because of stupid jonjo Kenny’s head pic.twitter.com/5UQUB2BvSK

— ! (@ThibautSave) January 5, 2018

Obvs no way to know what he said when Kenny’s noggin was blocking the view but that seems to be what he reacted to, unless he took a bit of time to translate the previous insult.

baseball is ok if you like bad sports, if you like good sports you should watch basketball, we have a board and it is good

(ice) hockey > baseball >>>>>>>>> (American) football >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> basketball

Irritated that the BBC has that programme on American Football on right after Match of the Day tbh.

Why, among US sports, is American Football the one that's always pushed on the frankly uninterested UK populace? Basketball would have a lot more potential, being the least prolix of the big three. Something to do with broadcast rights?

I love American Football tbh

I watched when I was in NYC years ago and found I liked it but I don't think I've ever watched it since.

I'd rather watch ISIS propaganda vids than American Football.

Although tbh, I feel the same way about RL + RU.

Scored a goal and had his nose broken in MLS match tonight

At the weekend, one of Depay's former United team-mates, Wayne Rooney, revealed a failed attempt to help the Dutchman ingratiate himself at the club.

"He came on at Stoke away and messed up for their goal so (manager) Louis van Gaal made him play for the reserves the next day," said Rooney, who now plays for Major League Soccer franchise DC United.

"I said, 'Look, it's a bit difficult [for you]. Just don't come in with all your fancy stuff.'

"And he turned up for the reserve game in his Rolls-Royce, wearing a leather jacket and a cowboy hat. And I just thought, 'What's the point?'

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45565907

The point, Wayne Rooney, is that you're a cockfarmer.

Fuck not wearing a cowboy hat.

his name is literally memphis

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"Yes, that's a hat. That's flamboyant? It's just a hat, I think it's beautiful."

Memphis forever otm.

xp looool

For if a man know not how to rule his own house...

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^^ Damning.

I bet moral beacon of our times and man of great wisdom Wayne Rooney is also against cheating and drunk driving. TWP could do with a cowboy hat himself tbh.

the fuck

roo love to see it

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jamie+Vardy+Slovenia+v+England+FIFA+2018+World+2QMg1K5Pc4ul.jpg

what was that bang

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― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, July 19, 2004 8:41 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

What the hell

minimalist phase

This story is incredible.

Textbook finish from Colleen you have to say

The denial!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ZL3B0hQTZ/

finally, football is interesting

Coleen Rooney legal commentary

Rooney's allegation well-worded from a defamation perspective

No direct allegation against Vardy personally but her account - key last sentence - and Vardy's response confirms others had access to account

Suspect a lawyer had input into wording https://t.co/yimktZSbia

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) October 9, 2019

google image search results for 'coleen rooney deerstalker' are disappointingly barren

I can't tell both women apart, they look too much alike. Perhaps they themselves couldn't tell who was who and all this will prove to just be a misunderstanding.

Just caught up with this madness.

No wonder Wayne Rooney has been caught every time he rides another woman. He is married to fucking Ds Arnott

— Paul (@Paul_brennan18) October 9, 2019

I need to know how Coleen used Insta Stories to make all this up. I am picturing screenshots of her standing on a wet floor, dramatic hand on head, caption #thehouseisflooded

#shedsgone

revive worthwhile for bringing to my attention the following run of posts

has there ever been a player with more bullshit behind him? i know gerrard, lampard, other english players, but the idea that rooney is some sort of leader who could shake up arsenal is beyond belief.

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, February 23, 2017 10:50 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's a million miles away from Lampard, Gerrard, Ferdinand or any of those in terms of myth vs reality vs salary vs harnessing an entire footballing infrastructure around.

A million miles. Each of the above was a player that significantly improved the teams they played for consistently throughout their long careers. Everything United or England have done since Rooney became their completely white hope has been despite the heaving infection.

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:06 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I cannot immediately bring to mind any comparable phenomenon in any sphere of human activity

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:07 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Karl Marx maybe.

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:07 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Radiohead.

― The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, February 23, 2017 11:07 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Trieste-Zürich-Paris, 1914--1921

Or

It’s … Rebekah Vardy’s account.

Twitter dot com 10:29am

Poll options

Ooh tough one.

recency bias but i cannot see a contest

Ok I’ve blocked everyone except Jacob Rees-Mogg so now we’ll see who’s spreading these lies about me

— The Irish Border (@BorderIrish) October 10, 2019

:D

The court hears that Wayne Rooney has a private Instagram account with the handle Wazzaroon08

— Poppy Wood (@poppyeh) May 17, 2022

So that's what he calls it

He's ready

Wayne Rooney and D.C. United have agreed on terms to become the club's newest manager, sources confirmed to @MLSist.

The Manchester United and England great arrived in DC to meet with club officials on Sunday. https://t.co/rtUAUgW0Tz

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) July 11, 2022

I'm not a football fan, but when I think of Wayne Rooney I always remember the plan to make a five-volume autobiography of Wayne Rooney, because ghostwritten football autobiographies were so hot back in 2006:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/mar/10/books.bookscomment

"Everyone knows Wayne Rooney has a way with words. Usually very short ones, consisting mainly of asterisks, like this recent verbal sally aimed at a Premiership referee and faithfully recorded by the tabloids: "You f***ing t*** ... you're a f***ing disgrace."

Computer screens were really narrow in 2006. Rooney was apparently given a £5m advance. This was back when the biggest-selling author in the UK was Katie Price. The joke at the time was that he was only 20, but that didn't seem particularly bad, and I imagine that nowadays there's easily enough material for half a million words about Wayne Rooney. His story is the story of Britain in the early twenty-first century, and also the 1960s, because I always felt there was something 1960s about him ("local boy done good", that kind of thing).

"Rooney's deal comes a day after Alan Greenspan, former chairman of the US Federal Reserve, signed a $9m (£5.2m) deal with Penguin for his memoirs. That deal eclipsed Pope John Paul II's $8.5m for Crossing the Threshold of Hope in 1994, but remained behind the $12m Bill Clinton is rumoured to have received for his memoirs."

I don't know if the moderators can see it, but notice how I put the italic tags inside the quote marks. Because the quote marks aren't part of the quote, they define the quote. The words are italic, not the quote marks. I may not have progressed to CSS and Javascript etc but I do know how to write clean HTML. If anybody needs someone who can add italic tags to blocks of text, email me and we can come to a deal.

It seems that one volume came out later the same year, My Story So Far, but four years on the whole thing was scrapped because England did poorly in a bunch of international tournaments. It was ghostwritten by Hunter Davies OBE, who also went on to ghostwrite John Prescott's autobiography, Prezza, My Story: Pulling no Punches. "And then I hit him" probably features in both books.

Wayne Rooney, post-ASG, asked what he took out of the game in terms of “honing your craft as a coach.”

Rooney: “Absolutely nothing.”#MLSAllStar

— Pablo Iglesias Maurer (@MLSist) July 20, 2023

so, so embarrassed for anyone who ever imagined this guy coaching to any positive effect

he did ok at Derby, maybe he's only any good at crisis clubs who aren't paying player wages and teetering on the edge of bankruptcy etc. His record has been just as bad as Darren Moore's and he wont get sacked. Then again we weren't in a playoff place when the useless fucker got the job.

Cook said: “Wayne’s role here is to be a leader, to drive a successful, ambitious and winning mentality.” This is another milestone for Birmingham City. With it comes great expectation.”

heh! these clueless DoF duds and the shite they talk

looking into his time at Derby, a lot of their fans consider that Rosenior was the brains behind the operation and the way their respective careers are going bears this out, well the latter is doing ok at Hull while Wazza likely won't get another job at this level.