cristiano ronaldo - c/d

still funny to see him crying after the final tho. don't mind the FD, do mind the 'earrings'.

I think Ronaldo will develop into one of the greatest footballers the world has ever seen. The combination of skill, strength, intelligence, and a wonderful attitude to the game he's got mean that only serious injuries (quite likely, unfortunately, he does get kicked a lot) will stop this happening.

I await to see him against Danny Mills in next season's derby. I expect Mills will try to keep him out of the game, in the traditional sense.

if he had leaned forward a bit more there c-man would have wanted to give him a shot

that's right, it's his cock.

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What's a "winger"? Did you misspell "singer"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 July 2004 13:20 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

suggest ban

poor guy he looks confused

Tuomas is Gerard Houllier.

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getting ready for a day out at lo*kee

Staggered to discover this thread doesn't feature the words "dive", "diving" or "cunt".

shd ctrl-f'd this

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Staggered to discover this thread doesn't feature the words "dive", "diving" or "cunt".

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A C-nt.
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, July 19, 2004 9:45 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

Ah. Didn't search for self-censorship.

ahah, great gifs and picture !
I might be alone here but I really like him (as a football player, off the pitcht I don't know/care). he's brilliant technically, inventive, fast, exciting to watch and even his very annoying behaviour is fun (I much prefer that to more humble great players like kaka, for instance).
The fact that everybody hates him, which I can understand, almost make me like him more !
If ManU wins the PL and CL this year will he get another Ballon d'Or and beat Messi to it ?

He was actually very nice and personable when we came across the Man U coach at some M62 service station one time and had his picture took with the kids.

If ManU wins the PL and CL this year will he get another Ballon d'Or and beat Messi to it ?

― AleXTC, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 11:55 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

No. Ronaldo's not been on form *that* good most of the year, although he's really starting to take off again. The only way Messi doesn't win this is if he blows out his knee and can't play the first half of next season.

But I don't think Messi can win it if he doesn't win the CL (if he does, of course, it's not contest).
And if CR wins the PL, the CL and is also best scorer of the PL, I don't see who else could get it....

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It's terrible that someone would be so disrespectful as to call you a wonderful and talented footballer who is a commander on the field and also have an innocuous dig at your hair.

"always the bridesmaid" ronaldo
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Ronaldo is surely trolling the world at this point

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L-R: Ronaldo, Messi

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I think Ronaldo will develop into one of the greatest footballers the world has ever seen. The combination of skill, strength, intelligence, and a wonderful attitude to the game he's got mean that only serious injuries (quite likely, unfortunately, he does get kicked a lot) will stop this happening.

― Joe Kay (feethurt), Monday, 19 July 2004 13:54 (9 years ago) Bookmark

Was this a bold prediction in summer 2004? We knew he was good, but I wasn't expecting him to turn out quite so good.

after one season at Utd? Yeah, that's some damn good predicting

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Didn't think a rape allegation so substantial could fly under the radar in this climate, but leave that to international sports media.

Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect.

The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford.#MUFC

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) November 22, 2022

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Bye ya POS

In the last year or so I've seen more people in Ronaldo shirts than ever before, the Al Nassr one. Can spot the blue and yellow a mile off as well

Messi definitely second but still a strong streetview showing

Vini Jr, Schweinsteiger, Dzeko, Neymar, Bellingham, Modric, Mbappe with occasional street sightings

Players being bigger than clubs now, how many does this actually apply to? I've never seen anyone in a Kane or Fernandes shirt

Is Schweinsteiger still playing? Seems like the odd one out.

Also are you implying that Bruno Fernandes is bigger than MAN UTD cos lol he’s not even the most famous player on the team also they are MAN UTD

I can only report on what I've seen! I saw a Schweinsteiger national team shirt the other day. People must wear shirts of retired players too.

I could have picked any Manchester United player, or really most players. I'm definitely not implying Bruno or Kane are bigger than the club, it would appear precisely the opposite. Feels like the variety of shirts is fairly concentrated amongst a handful of players. I've also excluded actual football crowds here, this is purely everyday street sightings

maybe some of the Ronaldo shirts are just worn by fans of REDACTED in general

Ronaldo definitely attracts the biggest (and weirdest) fanboys

ten years of the Ronaldo Messi "debate" really did a number on some of their heads

"Not long ago I had an instructive conversation with a football-mad 10-year-old from Belfast. We were walking by a beautiful lake in Donegal. I’d seen him proudly wearing a Liverpool kit on the dancefloor at our Liverpool-mad friend’s wedding the previous day, so I asked him about the ongoing English league season. As everyone knows, football is “a common language”, particularly for people from different generations or cultural backgrounds who might otherwise struggle to know what to talk about together.

I asked him to name his favourite player (Mohamed Salah) and whether he thought Arsenal would be champions (he was certain they wouldn’t). He asked had I seen Cristiano Ronaldo’s latest goals? I confessed I had not. Ronaldo is smashing all the league records, he said, quoting the latest figures. Yeah, but it’s only the Saudi league, I interrupted. It’s not a proper league, is it? Who cares?

He hesitated and offered a look of sincere puzzlement. Politely but firmly he resumed his recitation of the Al Nassr captain’s many accomplishments in the Saudi Pro League over recent months. I felt he was doing his best to explain the future of football to someone he could see was still attached to a hierarchy that was obviously crumbling."

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/aug/02/football-saudi-arabia-big-money-cristiano-ronaldo

Fans with attachments to domestic leagues in countries such as Brazil, Argentina, the Netherlands, Belgium or Scotland have seen this sort of thing before. Accelerating in the early 1990s, the successful commercialisation and marketisation to global TV audiences of a small number of powerful leagues led to an increased concentration of talent in England, Spain and Italy, directly at the expense of “smaller” leagues, which were turned into relative backwaters.

Tell me about it.

ten year olds dont know shit tbf

for whatever reason, based on my posting history, FB suggests these public group postings where Penaldo fans shit on Pessi fans, and vice versa.

the arguments are vicious and often incoherent, such as Penaldo fans bragging about how he has more goals than Messi despite also playing 150 more matches.

I only use these lame nicknames because it's all any of them use. In two years they will forget what their actual names are.

ten year olds dont know shit tbf

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"Anyone knows something you don't" -- Jeremy Corbyn

Rare sighting of a Pedri shirt

ten year olds dont know shit tbf

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i accept this but its not usually whats relevant ime

xp i spent a second trying to reverse engineer what his real name was based on penaldo and pessi

Lol

what a glorious day

Awesome. Don't forget your Zimmer frame, Cron.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/oct/07/cristiano-ronaldo-eight-points-jorge-jesus-statement-portugal

Cristiano Ronaldo said in a lengthy statement on Tuesday that the Portugal head coach, Jorge Jesus, had agreed to make eight points relating to him in a press conference before the team’s game in Denmark last week.

1. I myself, and no one else, proposed to Cristiano a plan for him this sporting season with the national team. It was a long and very good conversation.

2. I know how much he lives and loves the national team and the weight he has in the world, and even more the weight and the positive influence he has had on the national team for 24 consecutive years.

3. The plan I proposed to Cristiano was accepted.

4. He never questioned my options. He was exemplary, loyal and professional.

5. The match in Norway was not part of the plan I drew up for him. However, I felt that he had managed to recover physically from the first match and I warned him that I might have to use him. Cristiano agreed.

6. I made a mistake by putting someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona on to warm up and then not putting him in the game. If it were today I would not do it.

7. To close the subject: I want Cristiano in the national team. In fact I do not want him a little, I want him a lot. Fortunately he also believes in me. He believed at Al-Nassr and he does here as well.

8. About not greeting the fans. We have already spoken about that. Someone who has played more than 230 matches for the national team does not receive lessons from me on love for Portugal. It was a moment of frustration that erases nothing. He is the player who gives the most autographs, takes the most selfies, and shows the most affection to the fans. Let us not invent problems where they do not exist. When we are not happy we react.”

Just making lengthy statements normally as he always do

Did chuckle at the headlines in the Portuguese press going "Ronaldo says he has lost faith in Jesus".

I think i'd commit seppuku before coming out with that.

(xp) Jesus a minor historical figure in comparison tbf.

his own personal Jesus, someone to hear his prayers, someone who cares

He could have condensed that carefully worded statement into “Ronaldo’s washed, take your undeserved freedom and blood money and fuck off, you filthy rapist” ofc i understand why he didn’t, his online cult is insufferable

I made a mistake by putting someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona on to warm up and then not putting him in the game. If it were today I would not do it.

lol ronaldo pissy cos the hostage in his hostage video went off script.

So good

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/oct/17/houthi-conflict-casts-shadow-as-saudi-arabia-scales-back-sporting-pipe-dreams

heh.

Need to reassured that all the managers in the Saudi league didn't manage Celtic at some point.

The good news just keeps on coming

https://apnews.com/article/cristiano-ronaldo-portugal-retirement-ecbd47b3bed0442048e17955e372d416

Bolsanaro, Trump, Russell Brand, now this. Sometimes decades happen in a week right?

i can think of the perfect thing to finish the week, 🤞