Laura, befriender of Noise Dudes and ILXor extraordinaire is in Japan RIGHT NOW → ∞

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I think this probably goes without saying, but under no circumstances
should anyone send me any pot or anything illegal in the mail while I
am in Japan.

A teacher at Aeon once received a small nug *unbidden* as a birthday
present, and was arrested, jailed, interrogated without a lawyer for a
week, and then (LUCKILY) deported. Mere possession can lead to
enormous fines and 5-7 YEARS IN A JAPANESE JAIL. They do not fuck
around here!

Even changing your rail pass with a magic marker can mean one week in
a cold cell with no lawyer! OMG! Straight and narrow for me!

Laura

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, 19 July 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

david choe to thread!

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 July 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Subject: DRUGS BAD

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, 19 July 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Laura if you read this respond to my fucking email!

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope she doesn't mind this posted, but its a good email:


Hi all--

So I'm finally settled in Toyohashi, the smaller city where I will
live for the duration of my time in Japan. It's a little quieter,
which I prefer. The staff at the school is all really nice, though I
guess my manager was hospitalized so the asst. manager is now in
charge. She speaks no English, but a few other people do. Basically,
everyone is sort of new to their job and very overworked, so people
constantly say Ganbatte! to each other (which means Work hard! or Try
your best!) I think I will have to ganbaru a lot this week as my
schedule is packed.

I haven't taught yet, because my first class yesterday was replaced by
some sort of photo session that was not entirely explained to me. It
involved a lot of Japanese photographers who spoke no English calling
me Sensei! and pantomiming the various poses they wanted me to enact.
I think I am going to be in some sort of flyer, which will be
hysterical.

It is ridiculously hot here. The only time I've ever been so hot is
when I went to New Orleans in July, and next month is supposed to be
hotter. My workload is going to be pretty heavy this week, so I need
to start preparing lessons more quickly. Today will be my first big
day teaching, and I'm a little nervous.

My apartment is much nicer than I expected. Two full rooms, a
separate bathroom, and a loft. I cooked a Japanese meal last night
and ate it with chopsticks, which made me feel really authentic. It's
so hot here that it's hard to cook or eat much (and easy to get
nauseous). Plus I walk or bike everywhere, so I think I'm losing
weight.

The other night I had a welcome party, which involved a lot of
drinking. The Japanese apparently cannot hold their liquor as well as
I can, which I find very funny since I am so small. They were very
impressed by my ability to drink more than a few beers and not fall
down. My students also did not know the proper way to do a shot of
tequila, which I taught them, as I am their sensei!

There are a few other foreign teachers from AEON and other companies
in my building, so I think I may spend time with them. It is really
nice to just speak English with a native and relax. There are a lot
of different rules here, and I'm worried about offending people,
though that may pass.

One thing that threw me at first is that getting to work on time
involves getting there 15 minutes early. If you come actually on time
they will not be happy. Right now I'm going to work a couple hours
early to prepare lessons. I guess that's all for now. Perhaps
another update in a few weeks when I am settled in. Feel free to
write me, as I'm a little homesick and I miss my friends from home.

Laura

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin avoid Jon Williams he is a moron and a creep

-- dfdfsdf (gdfgdf...) (webmail), July 21st, 2004 11:07 AM. (later) (link)

gdfgdfgd, Thursday, 22 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, what happened to David choe?

Ade (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

he was jailed in japan for stealing something (which i've forgot), his japan jail diary/sketches are featured in the 10th anniversary Giant Robot magazine:

http://secure.giantrobot.com/graphics/2004/06/01/gr33.gif

http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=GR33

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/laura/spooky.jpg
http://wizardishungry.com/lol/laura/girls.jpg

Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://wizardishungry.com/lol/laura/typhoon.jpg

Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Hey, I'm back. I still don't have internet because of a nonsensical bureaucratic runaround but I'm just going to start living at the internet cafe.

There were big earthquakes and tsunamis last week.

Last night I got drunk with a 50 year old Japanese lady who "love to party." Like quite a few of my students, she is proud to tell people that she drinks every day.

At some point during the evening I apparently bought a ticket to a Japanese heavy metal concert, as I found one in my wallet this morning.

Anyway, my life is hilarious and I'm back on ILX.

Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 12 September 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

*merriment*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be in Japan from the 5th of October till the 15th. Maybe we should meet up? I'll find out more about my itinerary soon...

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw man, Andrew is going to sell us out to Sony! We're a market brand now!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

How did you find out about my Sony product tie-ins?

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That ain't you, you're wearing a top.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The guys from creative forced me... something about market demographics. (Yeah, I don't understand either.)

Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

did you experience the earthquake? my parents did: some old lady was shouting to'em - while they were in Gifu/mountains - how it wasn't as bad as the time there was an earthquake while it was raining. it's typhoon season there as well.

jesus nathalie (nathalie), Sunday, 12 September 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, a typhoon blew through a day or two after the earthquake and killed a few people on the west coast... Didn't bother me much since I'm on the east coast.

The earthquake was pretty fun... not to make light of the awesome power of nature that may someday kill me if the Big One comes, but it was like I was on a Universal Studios ride called EARTHQUAKE!! or something.

Kind of like how driving often seems like a video game to me, which is probably also dangerous.

If you're in the vicinity, Andrew, we can certainly meet up. Let me know. Have you ever been to Japan before?

Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever been to Japan before?

Nope, never. This should be an interesting experience.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Laura darling! Hello! I have been without internet access mostly for a couple of weeks, but now I am fixed! If you're still planning to come back in December, we will have bigtime birthday party fun.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Laura! I've already said hi to you on aim, but hi again!

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What if I come back in January? Will you still love me? Can we still do enormous b0ng rips?

If I don't come back soon enough, I want to plan a whirlwind chemically-fueled tour of my friends' colleges.

Laura E (laurae55), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, and come here. You can stay on my couch, even though it sucks sucks sucks.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
Laura: Graham just got accepted into JET and is moving to Japan.

absolutego (ex machina), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)


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