"If you're not man enough to bareknuckle box you're not man"

bring it

GIRLY BOXER MAN

Is this a sexual euphemism?

No. Wanna fight about it?

FAGTOG BOXING

Fancy A Game... Tag... Online Gay... Boxing?

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-- bosko (bos...), June 14th, 2004.

I'll fucken take you cunts.

"If you're not man enough to eat buffalo testicles on television, you're not a man."

are they cooked?

Boiled, apparently.

http://www.nbc.com/Fear_Factor/stunts/stunt_buffalotesticles.shtml

Boiled? Eeew. Fried and tenderized with a mallet, they're pretty good (I had 'em at a Colorado Rockies home game a few years back).

OMIGOD I'M NOT MAN!! SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE DOCTOR!!

Who will be the 2004 ILX...

http://www.thelmaharrisartgallery.com/images/artists/smith/small/smith-bare-knuckle.jpg

Last year's winner: GYGAX

http://www.svcn.com/archives/wgresident/02.07.01/gifs/remember-when-0106.jpg

did dave stelfox post this somewhere?

i'd fight a guy wearing a trucker hat for soiling my couch!

"yeah you want a piece?"
http://www.eveprime.com/images/portfolio/hipster.1.jpg

dave stelfox talked about punching people, it was instructive, i thought he meant on the street, but he meant in a boxing ring. i'd like to hear more, perhaps, when he has time, he will expand on what was said before

Being in a fist fight and having your ass kicked are enlightening experiences.

Something that someone said to me that I found to be true is if you are in a situation where it doesn't appear that you are going to be able to avoid a fight, take the first shot and hit that person as hard as they can in the chops because sometimes that will be the only punch thrown. Either they will back down or they will go loco, I have seen it go both ways.

I got my ass kicked hard, but landed some real punches on the toughest guy in my high school after a football practice. I got beat up pretty good, but he got a big shiner from my first punch and the fact that I stood up to him probably kept me out a few fights from then on out. When in the land of rednecks, you either play it sometimes or you get walked on. Another guy a couple of years older from me in the neighboorhood had gave guff from the time I was a kid, when I was 17 he started in on me and I clocked him. The guy didn't even get up and begged out after a couple of punches and me body slamming him into the ground.

Of course, being older and now how things seem to have changed, I think I would avoid a fight if at all possible. There are just too many crazies out there who might either have or get a gun.

Rage is a scary thing. I worked as a bar manager for two and half years in college and had to break up some absolute lunacy. The scariest situation I ever faced in a job was breaking up a fight with this huge guy, who was a ex-college football player/bar bouncer and a cop, who was about a foot undersized.

He tackled the cop into a door of a coffee house and cracked it and it looked like was reaching for the cop's gun. I went in and tackled the guy from the back and with another guy wrestled him away from the cop and ended up with this raging lunatic on top of me. A bunch more cops came jumped in the melee. One slapped a hand cuff on my arm ripping it away from stopping this monster, so I took a couple of shots without being able to defend myself. It got sorted out, but man I was shaking when it was done.

CORK IT SHRIMP

You may not be a man, but if the situation calls for it and you step away, you're a fucking pussy.

D'uh, dammit. Okay, backing out of a fight doesn't mean that you're not a man, but it DOES make you a big ol' pussy. Dammit. Crap. What would I know. Johnny Deskjob. Blah.

Probably the best thing I've ever heard said about fighting is this: don't ever get into a fight with someone who is trying to start a fight. It doesn't matter how small or stupid he might look; he's got something to prove and most likely he'll get in his licks.

A better option is to take the polite route and offer him a taste of your ass. He'll most likely refuse, but your happy manner will take the edge off a tricky situation.

I got caught in the mouth once good and lost two teeth, but the other guys reaction when I laughed it off ended the fight.

Yeah, the only times I've got caught up in a fight I didn't land any punches because I was laughing too hard, it just seems too absurd to be real

(The quote was from That 70s Show.)