Shroom Question

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OK, so, I am pathetically ignorant about such things. But I bought a packet of pleasingly malevolent-looking magic mushrooms four or five days ago, and kinda failed to eat them. And now they look different, and kinda dry? (they're in a supposedly airproof bag-thing, but I haven't exactly kept them in a cool, dark, secret place or anything).

So does, this mean they a) won't work, b) will work just the same, or c) will kill me with Extreme Goat Metamorphozin'? Should I just throw them away?

― -, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it means that they wont be as potent!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It means you'll have to wash them down.

― Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

With your own wee!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if they've dried they are now "prepared" and therefore ILLEGAL, so you'd better throw them away ;)

(NB all shrooms taste effing disgusting anyway, so it'll be difficult to spot the difference, top tip: eat in sandwich with loads of marmite)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

mushrooms definitely lose potency with time

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Just like wee!

― Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I had some last week that were totally delicious! They did virtually nothing though, I should have just made a salad or something.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

make tea. they should work fine ("goat metamorphozin" may occur).

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

if you drink your pee after taking mushrooms you will get a free trip out of the deal

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

exchange marmite for peanut butter.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the thought of MARMITE and MUSHROOMS is probably the grossest thing imaginable. i have smelled that stuff. (i am american, obviously)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheers guys! (hang on, wait, can someone explain this tea thing?)

― -, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

tea is easier to digest than chewing up the mushrooms whole. you can find mushroom tea recipes on the internet @ various sites of drug fancy.

i like to chop the mushrooms up into a fine powder, put into a huge glass of orange juice, and down it that way. it hits you a lot quicker, cause your body doesn't have to break down the mushrooms. them shits is poison.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

some people like to eat mushrooms in yoghurt for some reason.

i was told by my camden mushroom salesman that they don't lose potency over time. fresh, dried, etc. all the same. as long as they weren't in an air-tight bag/space they should be fine. eat 'em and enjoy!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Shroom tea has to be one of the most vile things I've ever had. Worked just fine though.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if you get a stronger tasting tea to mix in with the zoomers you shouldn't taste too much of the mushroom-poo-flavour.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

don't bother with tea. just eat the damn things ya big wusses! you've tasted worse.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Only that one time I actually licked the cow's unwhiped freshly-having-squeezed-shit-through-it rectum.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I just mix a little jasmine tea (which has VERY strong flavour) with the shroom tea and it's tasty and WILD. One time me and my buddy filled a gallon jug with shroom tea and carried it around this festival all day giving people chugs. The sunset was breathtaking that night.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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