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Man In Superman Costume Attacks Motorists
Attack Reportedly Leads To Street Brawl

POSTED: 7:30 p.m. EDT July 19, 2004
UPDATED: 7:52 p.m. EDT July 19, 2004


Police say a 21-year-old man dressed as Superman attacked some motorists in Ann Arbor early Sunday.

A group of men stopped their car to talk to some friends outside an Ann Arbor home when the alleged attacker jumped out from behind some bushes and into the vehicle, Local 4 reported.

"I guess this young man jumped in the back seat of the victim's vehicle and just started hitting him and when the victim attempted to call using his cell phone, (Superman) grabbed the cell phone and he stomped on it," said Sgt. Angella Abrams, of the Ann Arbor Police Department.

The victims said when they got out of the car, people from the house party came toward the car, and a large street fight broke out, according to The Ann Arbor News.

No one was fighting when officers arrived, but two witnesses were able to show digital pictures they took of the alleged attacker, police told the paper.

Officers spotted the man in the crowd -- wearing a red spandex Superman costume -- and arrested him, the paper reported.

"He was in costume, and it was a pretty terrible Superman costume at that," said Mark Majewski, who witnessed the incident.

The motive for the attack was not known, according to police.

The identity of the man wearing the Superman costume was being withheld pending possible charges of assault and battery.

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Maybe...maybe he's just sick! Sometimes when I'm sick I get
real cranky and mean, Mom, you even told me that! Superman, please get better!

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you notice Sgt. Angella Abrams and Mark Majewski? Both consistently alliterative names in the Superman mythos.

Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ksacomics.com/sq/10.JPG
That ain't Quik, Superman!

Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Alliterative Ann Arbor, too

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

My theory is red kryptonite.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

See, the critics were right all along! When you read too much comics, you'll put on a funny costume and head for the streets to beat some "criminals".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

See, the critics were right all along! When you read too much comics, you'll put on a funny costume and head for the streets to beat some "criminals".

Like this guy?

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's try again!


Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(Darn it, I'm hitting the image limits. It's a Flaming Carrot cover scan, if you're wondering.)

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

at least the guy had a plan

Mike Hanle y (mike), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.thislife.org/images/bonus/chris_panels/iguess2.jpg

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it was Eminem?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://wayneandwax.com/wp/images/LoisLaneBlack.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

NO WAY!

Dr. Superman, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

It's always nice when someone discovers that.

HI DERE, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

Hoos, that one has been an ILC meme for ages now. (Didn't black Louis Lane even make it to the favourite comic characters poll?) I guess it hasn't trickled down to ILE.

Tuomas, Saturday, 10 November 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

Next thing you know, he’ll be flicking peanuts at bottle of alcohol.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 10 November 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

*shamed*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 November 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/I_Am_Curious_Blue_poster.jpg

G00blar, Saturday, 10 November 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/CuriousYellowPoster.jpg

G00blar, Saturday, 10 November 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)


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