In my mind the LEAST imaginative way to title anything ever.
There's got to be scads of these, right?
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago)
― de, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)
The Chasing of AmyThe Chasing of PapiThe Chasing of Liberty
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago)
― piscesboy, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)
"What's Chasing Amy about?""Well, it's about a guy who chases after a woman named Amy."
"What's Educating Rita about?""Well, it's about a guy who educates a woman named Rita."
"What's Being John Malkovich about?""Well, it's about a guy who, um, is John Malkovich. Sorta."
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― Mark P-a- (Assumed persona), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)
Flirting With DisasterKicking and ScreamingWalking and Talking
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)
― Mark P-a- (Assumed persona), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)
Also, Eating Raoul rules.
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)
― Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)
Oh God, you just reminded me that my senior thesis in college was called "Reading the Ordinary" (a title I never really liked, but it "worked").
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago)
― briania (briania), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago)
i think that's a little different because it refers to a discrete action and not a sort of general plot arc/way of seeing/etc.--the title itself becomes a noun, not an active clause. see also the taking of pelham 123 (or whatever its called) etc.
jaymc, i kill you with peer reviews.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago)
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)
― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)
― Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago)
see i think this all signifies the idea of a book as "work," as an activity, as something dynamic. "if you read this book you will be collaborating in this proposed activity."
which is a valid way of conceptualizing a book, i suppose, but there's a certain hubris there too. it seems to fit with the sort of new-agey "prospects for change"-type conferences that are routinely advertised in the boston review and the nation... lots of people stumping for "change" and "activity" in various ways, but with a relative absense of content (follow-through). the result seems alternately like noodling and self-love. wait are those the same thing?
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago)
i was talking about reviving ophelia
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006JO6M.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)
― Huck, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)
― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago)
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)
HAHA nabisco what do you think of Lawnmower Man? ("Mowing the Lawn, The Man Does")
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)
But these ARE being used as nouns
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)
The Taking of Pelham 123--it's being used as a nounTaking Pelham--as a present participle verb
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)
"good burger" is not a sentence either, but "burger" is a noun and "good" is an adjective
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)
"Walking the dog is fun." - "walking the dog" is a gerund phrase, despite the fact that there's no preposition or preceding article ("the walking of the dog is fun" just sounds awkward).
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)
(this refers to "Taking Pelham," not "Good Burger," obv.)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)
It was that film that title (Being John Malkovich) which made a very stoned me realize that the phrase "human being" is in fact a sentence.
No it's not.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)
Anyone dare mention Boxing Helena yet, btw? (Hint: it isn't just the title that's bad.)
― David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago)
― Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)
― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago)
FAVORITE GERUNDMOVIE TITLES,UN-GERUNDED.
BY IAN CAREY - - - -
Rita, Educated
Forrester Found
I Served Sara
Raoul Was Eaten
The Stone Is Romanced
We Have Raised Arizona
The Waves Are Broken
I Drove That Old Bitch Miss Daisy
Helena Is in a Box and We Made This Piece of Shit Movie About It
Harry Deconstructed
Mona Is in the Process of Being Drowned
We Left Las Vegas, After Getting Totally Wasted
Home Stolen
Kill Zoe (Vol. 1)
Henry Was Regarded
Ryan Saved Privately
Isaiah Is or Has Been Lost
John Malkovich Has Been Been
The Cube, Gleamed
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago)
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― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)