Nude Man Caught Covered in Nacho Cheese

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Yep, that's the headline.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

$40 in chips is an assload of nachos, isn't it?

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jesus does this improve my mood

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Like any of you did anything better on YOUR 23rd birthdays.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

And this is only the REPORTED case

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Only semi-incoherent? Rookie.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

the vaseline guy was better

― Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ok so how do they know it was NACHO cheese and not just velveeta?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Like any of you did anything better on YOUR 23rd birthdays.

When I was 23 I definitely could have taken care of a whole bottle of vodka by my lonesome, but I don't think I ever did.

Cheese theft... same thing. Like, if I were going to strip naked and steal cheese, there's no fucking way I'd do it alone. I'd have to be part of a 23 year-old brigade of naked, smeared-in-cheese felons.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

replace felons with women and i'm in.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn when I was 21 all I did was make a speech that went something like "well, I'm 21 now so you can all GET FACKED!" and then sat down in a rocking-chair and passed out.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can recall my 21st, 22nd and 24th but I'm at a loss as to what the hell I did for my 23rd. It probably involved some sort of cheese, though.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

bump.

still the greatest story of the month.

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody answered my question.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

spectrographic analysis, son.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

this is like a dream come true for me...drunk, nude and covered in nacho cheese. throw in a little teddy pendergrass on the nacho stands muzak station and im golden.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

wouldn't nacho cheese be spicy on your bits?

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder - does velveeta make effective lube?

gross xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing better than a little heat on the nads.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

it's nacho cheese FOOD.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I prefer tabasco in the rectum.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

pepperocini on my taint

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

RECIPE FOR RINGSTING

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

/end of thread

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

taint necessarily so

― Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

buns puns

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeny... it's that old joke made real:

The cheese didn't belong to the guy, and if one were to tell him that, they would have to say "It's nacho cheese."

That's how they knew it wasn't Velveeta.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

He wasn't nude. He was wearing cheese.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think The World's Smallest Cat is going to like being moved to 2nd Best Headline Of The Week status.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or the Ape That Walks Like A Human, for that matter.

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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