J.Lo-Butt Implants Explode!

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― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

phew! I though you meant J-Lo's butt implants exploded.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if she has her ass insured like Tina Turner had her legs insured?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"butt blast"
"fanny fiasco"

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The new teen fad:
"Mom! I want an inflatable J-Lo ass implant! All the popular girls are getting them!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"posterior pop"
"rump rupture"
"bum bang"
"arse annihilation"

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"fanny fiasco"

You don't want to know what fanny means in my part of the world.

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i do

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"She told me they had just put in the implants, when one of the surgeons -- she's not sure which one, but she knows what he said -- started saying, 'Well, if she wants J.Lo's butt, let's give it to her.' And they pumped more air into the implants. Then another one said, 'Come on, that's nothing, let's go for it.' And they just kept pushing the limit until it all just exploded."

What the fuck!!!!!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"pussy paroxysm"
"quim quake"
"vagina violence"

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh. Looks worse in retrospect.

― That's the Way (uh huh uh huh) I Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"She told our doctors at the initial consultation that she wanted to 'out-J.Lo J.Lo' -- her exact words, I'm told," says the spokeswoman. "And with all due respect, she had a long way to go to even begin to have the firm, well-rounded proportions of Miss Lopez. If our doctors failed, it was in trying too hard to serve their patient.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do I find the phrase "firm, well-rounded proportions" so hilarious?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the image of the two surgeons egging each other on. "Pussy! Hit it again"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"C'mon you wuss, try and do another bypass just for fun before this guy's heart stops. I dare you!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

BARRIO BOOTY

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.primetimeinteractive.com/images/large_images/operations1.jpg

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Now she's just another Candy ass.

It's probably just me, but what a screwy world we live in.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a feeling this story is full of shit.

Um, pardon the pun.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that woman really got her ass pumped!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 July 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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