that crazy, kookoo guy we call "president"

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NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word "feces" when he meant to say "fetus."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

AH HA HA HA HA HAH AH AHA HAHAH AHAH AHA AHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!! (kills self)

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

this can't be true. i mean, i know a cup of water could beat him at juniour trivial pursuit but who could make that mistake?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(By the way, that was me laughing until I realized that he is really our president, then screaming in terror)

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope there was a nice segue

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

GOOGLERS: WHEN COME PLS BRING SOUNDBITES K THX BYE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

As amusing as this story is, it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

but we want so much to believe

― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

what if feces marries a box turtle!?!?!?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK YOU SNOPES YOU FUNKILLESR

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin avoid Jon Williams he is a moron and a creep

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― dgdfg, Thursday, 22 July 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

If you scroll down on that Snopes page though, the anecdote about Reagan is pretty good. Apparently something like that did actually happen, or at least it's corroborated by many sources.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And then Bush père once said that he and Reagan had "had sex" (he immediately corrected himself; he had intended to say "had setbacks").

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

if u fuck box turtles, u will produce a little feces.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

and have sexbacks

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

And then Bush père once said that he and Reagan had "had sex" (he immediately corrected himself; he had intended to say "had setbacks").

Video of this is on that "Funny Political Bloopers!" video Time-Life advertised and released approximately five years ago. This same tape has that video of Bob Dole falling off the stage at a political rally back in 1996. And I forget what else. Hm.

(Quietly cheers for Snopes.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were republican.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 23 July 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow snopes updated its site. Nice new look.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were republican.

Not anymore. These days, I'm nothing politically. Thanks to this forum.

(More quiet cheers for Snopes.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Not anymore.

good enough.

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice!" - Geddy Lee

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 July 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I wonder, if somebody would cup Geddy's balls in their hand while he sang, would he still sound like screeching ass?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

yay for porn.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

would he still sound like screeching ass?

When does ass screech?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You haven't met my dad.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 July 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

who gets your vote, dee?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 24 July 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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