do you reckon the minutes leading up to your own conception were good or pretty poor? how long did he last? did she cum?

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have you been put off your tea yet?

― god nital, Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

probably rub, i think my actual birth itself was ok tho (not first born, not Caesarian)

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

dnftt

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I was sure this was a calum thread.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the title alone is too dysturbing for it to be a calum thread.
nital i salute you, you sick fuk¡

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and even if you were sick/crazy enough to investigate the answer to this question, your biological creators may not even know which 'event' brought about your conception. i mean, they could have been copulating like crazy at the time, so how would they know which one was 'the one'?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 22 July 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"the one"¿ were your parents were into some crazy group stuff, or something rob¿

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I can certainly tell you about the minutes leading up to your conception, god nital. She came buckets.

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I was conceived on the floor of the Hotel Mir somewhere in Puerto Rico. It was make-up sex. They fought a lot. I'm pretty sure my mom didn't cum.

On a side note, while my parents were in Puerto Rico, my older sister (4 at the time) accidentally ingested LSD. My parents were travelling with it. She was foaming at the mouth. After some tense time in the hospital, she was okay.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How'd they explain that one?

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think they had to. It was legal at the time. My parents were doing "experiments" with it.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It was 1966.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

My parents were born on the 18th (mom) and 19th (dad) of May in the same year. They married at 21. I'm pretty sure my conception started some time late on the 18th and ended early on the 19th as part of joint 23rd birthday celebrations, as was born on time exactly 9 months later on Feb 19th.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i was conceived in a frat house that my father was president of at SSC in Massachusetts. According to both parents...whilst Marvin Gayes "Lets Get It On" LP played on the stereo.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that explains everything.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 22 July 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was...

I tell this story all the time. You'll have to ask me in person.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 22 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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