Who doesn't like watching sport on the telly?

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I'm a heterosexual man in my mid-twenties and I find all televised sport extremely boring. Am I all alone in the world?

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

there are actually people out there who don't like sports on the telly or OTHERWISE

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

You might be an emo boy/whimpster wooden.

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i like to skateboard, but there's no fucking chance i'll sit on the couch and watch people skateboard

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Much as I love to play football and see goals scored, I invariably falla sleep whenever I try and watch a whole match of the stuff.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I will watch Sportscenter.

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm no emo boy/whimpster, art. I shave with sandpaper and wrestle bears for fun. Grrrr.

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Next up on Pay-Per-View: Wooden Versus Chickenbear!

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i like to skateboard, but there's no fucking chance i'll sit on the couch and watch people skateboard

what about those Tony Hawk Pro Skater Playstation games?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

those aren't other people, i generate a skater that looks just like me. i call it the tony hawk loophole.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That motherfuckin' bear's going DOWN!

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't look anything like Tony Hawk. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate sports.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i like sport berry berry much. but not the nba.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate watching any sports, but it's torture when it's on TV (mostly because of the commentary).

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you're probably just watching the wrong sports. Try watching some REAL sports, not that baseball/basketball whateverball bullshit. Here are some REAL sports you should checkout

1. Poker
2. Dogs jumping off of docks
3. Other dudes fishing
4. Spelling Bee
5. c-span
6. Who's The Boss

― Scott CE (Scott CE), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

basically ESPN2 then, right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

haha bill clement was very excitedly announcing the outdoor games last weekend. log-rolling, eh?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

the national spelling bee was on the same day as the Kentucky Derby this year. Best day of "sports tv watching" ever.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow! We don't get cool stuff like spelling bees and dogs doing funny things over here. We've got a choice of dull-arsed football (soccer), dull-arsed cricket, dull-arsed tennis or dull-arsed snooker.

― Wooden, Thursday, 22 July 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually sometimes I catch some World's Strongest Man or Sumo Wrestling and I love that shit.

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah... I can watch baseball (Red Sox, Mariners and Indians only) on TV but other than that it's only fake sports like swimming, strong man competitions and track / field events. Oh, ski jumping's rad, too.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be watching some Olympics too I'd imagine. Especially when people are throwing shit really far.

― artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Neither me nor my husband like watching sports on TV at all, although we did enjoy a documentary about tournament-level Scrabble players recently.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 22 July 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 23 July 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hah wooden i was going to answer this question my mate wooden, but then i saw who posted it, dude kick ass

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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