LIQUID FUCKING DONUTS!

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Drinking those cool Krispy Kremes

Doughnut retailer unveils frozen beverage line, including a glazed-flavored drink.
July 21, 2004: 2:00 PM EDT
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Once the fried dough embodiment of hot and fresh, Krispy Kreme has transformed its original glazed doughnut into a new frozen beverage for summer.
The chain introduced a new line of frozen drinks Wednesday, including frozen original kreme -- a drinkable version of the company's signature doughnut -- raspberry, latte and double chocolate...

GLAZED SKEET SKEET SKEET DOWN YOUR THROAT

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm now digging the puke out of my keyboard

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 23 July 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah

― maura (maura), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

was that the voice of

ihttp://www.pandagonnet/images/koolaid.jpg

because that is what you're going to look like after two or three of these

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pandagon.net/images/koolaid.jpg

that's what i meant

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.posterboys.net/homer-drool.gif

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:RvQM9PYZWaIJ:http://www.posterboys.net/homer-drool.gif

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 23 July 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

160g of carbs! Yes!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

this carb shit has got to go.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I wasn't grossed out 'til you said "SKEET SKEET SKEET."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LIKE CHOCOLATE.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Good god, "Liquid Donuts: Now NSFW." What's wrong with us?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I've already posted a mod request for that lovely pic!!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That "lovely" pic has shown up on several threads now... grrr...

(Though I suppose it's slightly deserved, I mean, I'm getting nervous reading a thread called "Liquid Fucking Donuts" at work in case anyone thinks I'm googling sex toys or something...)

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's supposed to be Gear's flatmate.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god, i want one so bad! will they have them at the uk KK's?

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but do they have caffeine in them? If they were DONUTS AND COFFEE IN THE SAME CUP, you would have my attention.

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmmmmm!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(Remember Gingerbread Latte? How could you forget? Mmmm, why can't it be winter again, so it can be Christmas, and gingerbread latte can be back...)

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Because lady, we have cocktails & pimms in the summer!!!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but there isn't any COFFEE in cocktails. Unless we can have... COFFEE COCKTAILS!!!

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure you can get coffee cocktails! Where we're going on sat they do a cocktails called a nutty earnest, which is the best evah!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't like coffee! even coffee that is hidden by ice cream and chocolate makes me ill. ick.

now if we could get lemonade froot coolers from 7-11, that would be another story. damn, those things are good.

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Porkypie's Coffee Cocktail (aka ruin inducer):

Take some espresso and mix it with equal parts of vodka and sugar. Drink as much as you can as quickly as you can. Spend the rest of the year in bed.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Egg Nog Latte >>>>>>> Gingerbread latte. In fact, all Starbucks 'specials' >>>>> their regular coffee (which isn't up to much).

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh, nah, I don't like eggnogg latte, it was too... I don't know, sickly and sweet. Not like Gingerbread Latte wasn't sweet, I just didn't like the eggnog kind. Maybe cause it wasn't alcoholic eggnog!

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

eggnog shake at mcdonalds! second only to the shamrock shake! mmmmm. clearly i need cold yummy beverages today...

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno if i should feel left out or be glad that i hadn't sampled porkypie's coffee cocktail at that ATP.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to get hooked up to a liquid donut IV. I would never frown again.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

liquid donut IV - a new hope

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Noodles and I are still working on the coffee IV drip/electric mainline interface with the database/internet setup.

DO NOT PLUG YOUR COFFEEMAKER INTO THE NETWORK HUB!!! THIS IS BADNESS!

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.griffler.co.nz/images/items/nz00381.jpg

usb coffee warmer

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

DO NOT PLUG YOUR COFFEEMAKER INTO THE NETWORK HUB!!! THIS IS BADNESS!

Hub no, host yes.
I still got the picture of it on my desk.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

integrated solution

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/usbmug.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I had rum and coffee cocktails in Cuba that I feel the need to replicate tonight. I suspect these may lead to me burning the house down if I have too many (as a friend nearly did on an absinthe evening).

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

USB ports be cheating.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

sluts.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Parallel Ports 4 EVAH.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

FIREWIRE, DUDE!!!!

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If I could get a Firewire coffeemaker for my powerbook, I would be the happiest girl in the world.

And a viola. I want a real viola. My viola sample is pants, so I've been playing the cello in the wrong octave.

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

A string quartet sample won't do? Cello is so last year, like G!Y!B!E!
I'm holding out for the ITCHY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO revival.
(Maybe I shouldn't have had those two XLs this morning)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but there isn't any COFFEE in cocktails.

The Cosi chain in the U.S., back when they were Xando, used to specialize in coffee cocktails, hot and cold. (I haven't been into one recently enough to know if they still emphasize these.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

play the cello through a pitch shifter! omg, and then sing through it with a vocoder omg.

i discovered once that i could play the violin one hungover morning in glasgow.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i want an e-bow too.

maybe i should e-bay for one.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I never thought you'd play viola cause celloing is so passe...

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/coffee-machine-tower-computer-case.jpg

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, you're getting a dell?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm using a Dell at work, right this very moment, in fact. Piece of shite that it is.

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

one more way for me to get my fix!!

― kephm, Friday, 23 July 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

and cosi also has little fire thingys so you can make smores at your table! i love this!

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~zach_champ/Computer%20Coffee.gif

This one actually works and isn't just a mock-up, apparently.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

::drools::

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

someone needs to learn visual perspective

xpost

― kephm, Friday, 23 July 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm using a Dell at work, right this very moment, in fact. Piece of shite that it is.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38836000/jpg/_38836705_delboy150.jpg
Oi 'oose caampooo'ahs are you trying'a say are pisees af shite???

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

As am I at the moment. But it's got a cd burner and a DVD player so i forgive it. Now if only the DVD viewer software would load on my thinkpad I'd be in business.
(On a happy note, I just found Visual C++6 disks in the MSDN box of goodies. We thought they were MIA for years.)

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2324.html

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

2.2.2.1 The Accept-Additions header field
In HTTP, the "Accept" request-header field is used to specify media
types which are acceptable for the response. However, in HTCPCP, the
response may result in additional actions on the part of the
automated pot. For this reason, HTCPCP adds a new header field,
"Accept-Additions":
Accept-Additions = "Accept-Additions" ":"
#( addition-range [ accept-params ] )
addition-type = ( "*"
| milk-type
| syrup-type
| sweetener-type
| spice-type
| alcohol-type
) *( ";" parameter )
milk-type = ( "Cream" | "Half-and-half" | "Whole-milk"
| "Part-Skim" | "Skim" | "Non-Dairy" )
syrup-type = ( "Vanilla" | "Almond" | "Raspberry"
| "Chocolate" )
alcohol-type = ( "Whisky" | "Rum" | "Kahlua" | "Aquavit" )
2.2.3 Omitted Header Fields

No options were given for decaffeinated coffee. What's the point?

Bwah hah hah hah hah!

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the Irish Cream?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

April Fools RFCs never get old.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

How exactly does liquid fuck?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 July 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

and does it involve watersports?

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

dudes, teminator 2

― kephm, Friday, 23 July 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

T2000 never got a shag did he?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

but there must have been one happy lady if he did

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

just like Mr Fantastic, i'd supposed he'd be quite flexible

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a Scorpio so you know he's very sexual.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Friday, 23 July 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

and we rhymin'!

also, here's a review of this new drink:

http://www.waxelastic.com/blog/000120.php

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 23 July 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't wait to dunk my dry coffee in a liquid donut.

― briania (briania), Friday, 23 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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