Weird things said to you today, removed from context

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Have a lot of guests this weekend, lots of odd comments.

  • Puss in boots... it's a technique when somebody puts a cat's face inside a boot so their testicles hang over the edge and can be easily shucked.

  • You danced inside the cage, but it wasn't alone ... mostly.

  • Jeremy, If you have to say 'I'm Joe Piscopo' during the impression, it's not a very good Joe Piscopo impression.

  • Hollow bear-dick stuffed with sweet potatoes and deep-fat fried!

  • The MIT 1959 'Sayonara Party' looks like a Charlie Chan convention.

  • I'd do it in a pool of cottage cheese long before I'd do it in a jar of dill pickles.

  • The problem with mapquest is that it presupposes Euclidian space.

  • A long discussion about the existence of an hallucinating baby bear in The Bear, which, after careful research, turns out really to have existed.

  • Lovely how graffiti-ridden trains - which were, as you remember - once a real epidemic, have been replaced with for-profit Coors trains.
  • j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 24 July 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

    I don't context could possibly help any of those.

    roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 July 2004 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

    But they are grand to consider regardless.

    Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)


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