Yo Uncle Phil I've got some news for you! You are a big fat bastard!

Hilary : Hey daddy, I think that Will is up to something bad again -- oh, and I need 100 bucks.

Uncle Phil: Jesus Christ Hilary, I'm always giving you money, stop being such a slut. I just know that I'm going to end up angry about Will's latest scheme -- that happens every single day. Why can't I just have a heart attack and die?

Hilary : Well daddy, do something about it, why don't you do what will make you happy.

Uncle Phil: Of course! I have a great new plan that will make sure that Will never annoys me again!

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Uncle Phil: I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE FUCK, I'LL SIMPLY REPRESS MY ANGER, THEN WHEN I KILL HIM I'LL GET OFF ON TEMPORARY INSANITY! IT'S PURE GENIUS!

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Uncle Phil: Hey Will, wanna go for a swim in the new pool we had put in? I'm trying to have a nice relaxing day today with no problems, I can't seem to emphasise that enough, A NICE PERFECT DAY! Just you and me!

Will: Um, well Uncle Phil, um Dang, we shouldn't use the new pool...

Uncle Phil: Why not?

Will: Um, because it is already being occupied.

Uncle Phil: ....Oh and by the way, where is my car?

Will: Um, um.

Sometime later...

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Will: Yo Carlton! Uncle Phil found out about how I crashed his car into his new swimming pool, and he didn't flip, he just kept smiling! I'm scared man! If you help me I won't tell him that I caught you sticking his electric toothbrush up your ass while singing to the Tom Jones classics collection.

Carlton: Hmmm it appears that Father is perhaps holding in his anger, the only problem for you is that if he doesn't let the anger out he will surely bottle it up and then try to kill you or something, and as for the toothbrush... well you have a deal.

Will: So your saying that we should get Uncle Phil angry?

Carlton: Indeed Will, indeed.

Will: Dang...

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Will: Yo Uncle Phil I've got some news for you! You are a big fat bastard!

Uncle Phil: That's a good point Will, I know that I need to lose some weight, I am after all...a...fat...bastard.

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Will: Did I mention that I convinced Ashley to have sex with my best friend Jazz? you know the one that you really hate? Well guess what!? She is now pregnant!

Uncle Phil: That's nice Will...

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Will: Oh yeah and one other thing! You know that nice new electric toothbrush that you were just using before? Well I caught Carlton last night shoving it up his ass! And for some reason it's my fault!

Uncle Phil: YOU'RE FUCKING PUNISHED WILL!

Will: Punish me Uncle Phil?

Uncle Phil: YOU FUCKING BET I WILL! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PUNISHING YOU, NOT EVEN SEX!

Will: Oh Uncle Phil, come here big guy, I love you!

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Geoffrey: And so the moral of the story goes like this children, when your parents yell at you, it is usually because they care about you, not because they hate you. What Will did today was wrong, but if Uncle Phil had killed him it would be even more wrong. Punishment for Will is the best course of action and will teach him not to do the wrong thing again, ensuring a better future for the next generation of children.