I am posting to ILE and AT THE SAME TIME EATING VEGETABLE SOUP!!

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This is the thread where we record our most daring stunts for the future generations to see.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting to ILE and eating a homemade bagel sandwich with fresh tomato, salami and manchego cheese AND drinking orange juice at the same time. Oh baby.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting on ILE and eating 5-grain oatmean with slivered mango and bitter lime marmalade. Num!

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I yelled "Hey redhead, show us your tits!" out of the window. Admittedly it was to a friend.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Im posting to ILX and drinking coffee at the SAME TIME!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting to ILE while simultaneously watching the Tour de France wrapup. I hope I don't fall down and hurt myself!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting to ILX whilst running a bath. I am slightly afraid I may flood the bathroom through lack of attention.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Today I'm at my mom's flat, and because she doesn't have a garbage bin for bio-waste, I'M NOT RECYCLING!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm attempting to cover a Streets song in a whiny Canadian accent and posting to ILX concurrently.

― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 25 July 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

poor Mittens!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I yelled "Hey redhead, show us your tits!" out of the window. Admittedly it was to a friend.

Classic, if it was a male friend.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 25 July 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but a female friend followed my example and shouted the same thing to the same redhead soon after. Still, she wouldn't show.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting to ILE while listening to music. How do I type this without getting distracted by the music and typing out lyrics instead? This post is a testament to my fantastic concentration skills.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 25 July 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I am awake. BOOYAKASHA.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you be drunk and amusing again?

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

or at least one of the two?

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Last night I yelled "Hey redhead, show us your tits!" out of the window. Admittedly it was to a friend.

aw i read that as "Hey RADIOHEAD, show us your tits" and you were going to become my hero.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

gyro

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM POSTING TO ILX WHILE ON HOLD WITH MY BANK

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting to ILE and risking my job!

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

banking one handed again.

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I am posting on ILX whilst burning some crap CDs for someone I don't even know AND simultaneously looking as if I am working. Oh, and drinking Tango.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

reading an sti thread whilst on the phone to a customer! eurgh!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

posting here while my students are reading phantom tollbooth on the other side of the room.

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You are all a bunch of daredevils, especially Pink & Jeremy.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

I am reading and posting to ILX WITHOUT USING THE MOUSE AT ALL!!

A friend at work thought me all the wonderful things you can do with the tabulator key, the enter key, and the spacebar. Why hadn't I known about this shit before?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

All hail Tuoumas the Stuntstastic!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

ilxors in needing to get out more shocker.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I am sitting on the toilet. ALL HAIL WIRELESS.

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

All hail ILX not having webcams :/

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Skowly, you fer real?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 10:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm eating casserole but the logistics are awkward.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 May 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

You think tab is HOT try SHIFT and tab.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 6 May 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

I'm posting to ILE while SEWING MY PANTS!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm posting to ILE while drinking kir at 2 pm!

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 1 June 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm posting to ILE while drinking kir at 2 pm!

(Are you wearing your poants while sewing them? If so, you truly are a stuntsman)

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 1 June 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

I am posting to ILE AND writing an essay on the Partition of India AND finding synonyms on thesaurus.com. I fear I might accidentally insert something inappropriate into a sentence on Bengali politics. But life is for living dangerously.

― salexander (salexander), Thursday, 1 June 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still posting on ILE despite having a warning about my quantity of work I do.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 1 June 2006 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

im drinking coffee and reading ilx -- not very daring, it's an old classic.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 1 June 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

what, the trucker hat thread?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

(Are you wearing your poants while sewing them? If so, you truly are a stuntsman)

Nah, I was posting pantless.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

British or American meaning?????

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever suits your taste.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Cor.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Are you sitting in a giant sundae dish?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever suits your taste.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Watch out for pin-pricks!

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

i was actually sitting on the toilet.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I read T's upthread post as "hey Radiohead!" as well Ken.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 June 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

I am reading ILX while sitting in a half-lotus yoga position. This is easy until I try to walk and discover that my lower body has fallen asleep...

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Friday, 2 June 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

I am posting to ILE and dying my hair a hopefully pleasant shade of auburn.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 June 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

How did it turn out?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 2 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

came out alright, i guess

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Turned out OK, thanks for asking. It's dyed sort of auburny anyway, but the two-inch-long roots were not doing much for me. Now it's all the same colour. Tomorrow = attempt to put highlights in it.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I am posting to ILE with ONLY MY LEFT HAND because I have A CUP OF COFFEE in my right hand!!

― Tuomas, Sunday, 17 August 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

This is I Love Everything, Tuomas, not I'll Believe Anything.

― libcrypt, Sunday, 17 August 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

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