Hot Tradesman- What to do?

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Ok- one of the downsides of living at home is being the flunky waiting for tradesmen to come and do a variety of things. They have always always always been ugly old middle aged men who have been lovely.
This morning I open the door and there are two guys- one gorgeous and one fairly attractive.
And I just grunted at them and now they're tinkering with the hot water service.
How can I keep them forever?

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

'owsabout a sammich?

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

quick buy loads of hot water systems and ask them to install them all. stat!

gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and i need to pee cept the toilet is right next to where they're working and don't want them to hear.
I know that's lame.

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. I would like stories about hot tradesman

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i would like to be a character in a story about hot tradesman. alas....

gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You could do my friend did: while she was cleaning the house, the doorbell rang, and she opened the door, forgetting she wasn't wearing anything but her panties. It was the Jehova's Witnesses who were at her door, though. She said she'd take their leaflets if they'd help her carry her carpets downstairs for dusting. The deal was made.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"do *what* my friend did"

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

nellie would have to convince them to go outside and wait a sec while she nudes up then knock on the door again for that to work now though

gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

They already are outside. And I really want to make breakfast.
Is it rude to cook eggs if you have tradesmen?

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if they're in the bathroom now, she could just strip and wait for them to come out. Then she could be like: "Oh, sorry, I already forgot you were here..."

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Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I could say 'you are going to get laid between 10am and 1pm'

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hold on, I'm beginning to sound like a script from a porn flick.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

heheh maybe you could cook the eggs in just an apron and nothing else, the smell of bacon is sure to bring them downstairs?? ba-da-bow ba-da-bow(that's porn music by the way)

gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm. I need to pee and I need to eat, I can't put my life off forever for these tradesman however attractive they may be.

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Make them a milkshake!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

They've gone now thank christ, now I can live again.
On closer inspection he was much much hotter than I thought.
Bit of a bogan though. The sexiest question I asked was, how long will it be till I can have a shower? half an hour was the answer
- to the eggs!- and toast and mushrooms and tomatoes and I can eat away my sexual frustration. This the healthy way.

-closure-

Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

good start to the day all round really nellie! hot men to say good morning and now a cooked brekky and hot shower! you couldn't ask for more really...

gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"How long before you can wash my back?"

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 25 July 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's so true gem, I was wondering why I was in such a good mood this arvo.

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 26 July 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)


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