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which side of the pants do you think ian johnson keeps his willy?

and if you have a willy, which side of your pants would YOU keep it?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The side farthest from Ian Johnson.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this thread was going to be related to that one last week asking if women preferred cut or uncut willies

― gem (trisk), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's devote it to speculation re: Ian Johnson's willy and whether or not it is circumcised.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, or not.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I know that he is half Jewish, so that fact might lend some credence to the circumcised side.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"side"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i share an office and my colleague gives me dirty looks when i laugh loudly you know

― gem (trisk), Monday, 26 July 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he's half circumcised!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

zzzzzzzzzz

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

on the z-plane? that's one place to put it i guess.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

All around the XYZ, it was done with a vegetable peeler and resembles a barbershop pole.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

threads about IJ, are pretty much as annoying as IJ (not that he annoys me much to be fair)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 26 July 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK THE HATERZ

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

natch, slice.

― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams must know about ian johnson's cock.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

spill the beans dude.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This is not an anti-Ian thread! It is a tribute!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian is cut, obviously! Most people in the USA up till like the mid 80s were and certainly all the Jews!

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian is classic, obviously.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah but WHICH SIDE OF HIS PANTS DOES HE KEEP HIS 8========D?????

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

the side without the HUGE HOLE IN THE CROTCH

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

was it created for your pleasure?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian looks so much nicer when he shaves (his face).

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a little weird, fellas.

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"fellas"

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Amazing Randy"

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian is very classic.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

whether he is classic is not the question here.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Ian Johnson is a nouveau classic.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

sub-Calum at best.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

^the "daring" nature of this thread.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

bravery is not the question of this thread.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you're a crepe.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ken just got prawned

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

prawn + crepe = love for ian!

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

is that all it takes?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what a slut.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

noize dudes = classic
wannabe noize dudes = dud

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

By "sub-Calum" he obviously means head circumference.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

if you wanna be a noize dude you gotta get with their friends.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

KEN, DO YOU LIKE THE POSTAL SERVICE AND TEH STREETS

― George W. ILX (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

sure.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ken, why are you so concerned with Ian's penis?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 26 July 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If you have to ask...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the left, dudes.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 26 July 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

R0xymuzac: hey ian
R3dbulldozers: hi ian
R3dbulldozers: which side do you wear your cock?????????
0rion0014: the left.
R0xymuzac: i knew it!
R3dbulldozers: ok i owe you the $10 bet then
R0xymuzac: sweet, paypal it.
0rion0014: you guys are ILX's creepiest non-couple.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha!

the creepiness is sub-c-man-and-ned at best.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/00/460033/7245210248510l.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

those nazis were covering up which side they wear their cocks.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

While Ian is proudly displaying it!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

i miss ian's c=====8

― ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

lolllllllll @ this

― bell_labs, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

so which way is it, bell labs!?

― ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

weirdo!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

who was porkpie and why did he or she dislike me?

― ian, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

ian go on gchatz!!!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

porkpie didn't dislike you though? it's got a bracket thing saying he didn't really!

― ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

I did not know men had to put their cocks a direction for a long time.

― Abbott, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Unless they're 'growers.'

― milo z, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

I dress to the north

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

hit the north

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

native americans postulated in a fifth direction... up.

― remy bean, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, who the hell was Porkpie?

― roxymuzak, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

porkpie used to post photos of himself making pork pies, IIRC

― remy bean, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I WANT ANSWERS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

he rides the ridge

― remy bean, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

mentalist by association

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know who you are.

― ian, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

burn

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

oh, you're the guy who started the Jane Magazine thread on the noise board. xp

― ian, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

i have met ian johnson briefly, and briefly he seems like a good fella. no idea what horror arises if you stick around.

― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

or what side it arises from

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― ken c, Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm much ruder on the internet than I am in person, tipsy.

― ian, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

most people are!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

but do you dress to the same side online as you do in real life?

― ken c, Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.randonneurs.bc.ca/Resources/misc/why-bike-shorts-should-be-black.jpg

― show me your buccina (ken c), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

that is just ...

― dome ass (Nijoli), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

ok kids, now today we're going to learn how to tell the time

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

how sure are we that's not a shop

― I Smell Xasthur Williams (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

or some kind of religious icon?

― ( ª_ª)○º° (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

aliens 5- this time they're in ur bike saddle

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Dreamcatcher 2: The Pissweasels

― I Smell Xasthur Williams (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

the mt rushmore of dick

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

8=======D

― Heyman (crüt), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

(not an answer to the thread question)

― Heyman (crüt), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

i tend to wear my pants a bit baggy so i don't really have to pick a side.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

You're half Jewish?

― Yerac, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

ayo

― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

duh

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

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