has their been a thread yet about Martha Stewart doing time?

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I think its great. really great. I mean if i was twins I would be no happyer, tis a good thing.

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 26 July 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she should be in a remake of Reform School Girls in which she would play the part of Charlie, a part previously played by Wendy O Williams. That would be hott.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 26 July 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Back when she was initially convicted, the CBC had an interview with a fellow who did 3 years in the 80's for fraud or summat, and has now set himself up as a consultant to 'white-collar criminals'. Martha would pay this guy a huge amount to tell her what the washroom privileges are like, what personal effects are allowed, how meals are served, etc. I though it was such a crazy idea... these people (Martha, Ken Lay, etc) have probably never thought about jail, and their lifestyles are about as different as possible from what they're about to enter. This guy gives them a heads up.

Who predicted this crash 4-6 years ago, when she was on top of the world? I remember when I was still working in the mall downtown, and had to staff the store alone while the manager and ass. manager popped out to catch a glimpse of Martha at the unveiling of her new product line at Eatons. They came back amazed at how beautiful she was in real life.. 'I mean, she looks beautiful on TV, but in person, she's just... beautiful.'

― derrick (derrick), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently subscriptions to her mag are way up, my mom says that the vibe among the MS-liking set is that if she'd been a man in the same position, the same thing wouldn't happen...that she's being used as an example because she's a rich and powerful and influential woman, this is like a lesson to women to step back.

which sounds like a conspiracy theory to me, although friends that work on wall street have said that people do this kind of thing all the time and it's just not a big deal.

hmmm.

is kmart still selling ms everyday towels and stuff?

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 July 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

A woman who claimed to have served time in the prison that Martha is likely to go to called in to a radio show earlier this year. The host wanted to talk mostly about this woman's "gay for the stay" experiences, so I don't remember what else she mentioned.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys realize she'll be in a minimum security facility in Danbury, CT, right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

erm, i have insider info that says martha is gay for more than just the day...

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 July 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

again, Martha as Martyr is a fascinating twist of popculture, no?

― derrick (derrick), Monday, 26 July 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, just wait before hipsters adopt her, ironically wearing $30 "Free Martha!" pre-stressed tshirts purchased at the local Urban Outfitters...

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Monday, 26 July 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

There are cars driving around Vancouver with FREE BERTUZZI painted on the windows. good christ...

― derrick (derrick), Monday, 26 July 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Danbury, CT = LAMEZVILLE

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Monday, 26 July 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

this is bullshit. yeah, throw her in the pokey for her crimes, fine. but i'll always rep for martha for being a HATED WOMAN. also fore being way foxy.

― gff, Monday, 26 July 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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