Can anyone name more than 10 sexually transmitted diseases?

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Go on then.

― alix (alix), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

herpes
chlamidia
gonnorhea
crabs
scabies
genital warts
ngu
molluscum contagiosum
syphillis
vaginitis
hepatitis
chancroid
aids and hiv

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i got stuck on number 10.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean as in i could think of 9 STDs but didn't know a 10th one.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, sure.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Genital warts
Gonorhhea(sp)
Aids
HIV
Genital Herpes
Crabs
Thrush
Clamydia
Syphilis

That's it as far as I can remember!
x-post obv!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

STIs count?

genital herpes
genital warts
syphilis
gonorrhea
hepatitis b
hiv/aids
chlamydia
scabies

these are infections:

trichomoniasis
bacterial vaginitis
UTI

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, yes i do have vaginitis as well.

xpost haha from the professional!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't heard of half of those. My mind is now at rest. There is more disease in the world than I'd thought...hooray!

― alix (alix), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

crabs aren't a disease.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

So, what's everyone's favourite?

― alix (alix), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

unless the crabs are diseased

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

molluscum contagiosum is when a mollusk grows inside your penis.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

AIDS
Gonhorrea
Syphillis
Chlamydia
Thrush
Herpes
HPV
Hep B
Trichomoniasis
Genital Warts
Calum

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

lock thread

― itsa me, mario! (x Jeremy), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

or if the crabs are deceased they might carry diseases. xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

HPV is the virus that causes herpes isn't it?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, my favorite is trichomoniasis because it looks awesome under the scope.

xpost you can't put hpv and genital warts, that's like saying "warts" and "genital warts."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Babies

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The human papilloma virus causes warts. Genital warts are also sometimes called condylomata acuminatum, which sounds more awesome.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

HPV is the virus that causes herpes isn't it?

heavy poops vehicle

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

condylomata's quit.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was in college I had slept with this girl one friday night. A few days later I saw this huge red lump on the shaft of my penis. I immediately went into a state of panic. I took out my anatomy book and looked up stds. I thought I was down with the scabies. So I went down to my RA's room and asked to speak with him. I showed him my pecker and he said it looked like scabies. He recommended I go into the shower and turn it up as hot as possible and stick my dick under the ridiculously hot water. So there I am flopping my penis in and out of hot water. To get the scabies to crawl out, was supposedly why I was doing this. Well it didn't work. Two days later this thing was ripe. I was sure I was in deep trouble. So i decided to squeeze it. A fucking hair about 7 inches long came out. All along it was an ingrown hair. Good morning everyone, I hope breakfast was good.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, how can you not love the ones that are passed from skin to skin, like scabies?! Gives me the willies.

What a great xpost.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

velveteen bingo's really just trying to tell the girls his shaft is at least 7 inches long.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm very impressed by VB's squelchy knowledge. Roxy you don't count, that's professional expertise. It took us ages to get to 10 in the pub last night.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

FIV - Cat Aids!

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm just an office person, not a doc.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

do you ever say "what's up, doc?" to the docs?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The VB studied health in college for a while. I know my stds. I've never had one, thank god. My friend had crabs once.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG chris, i was on the telephone when i read that & I felt sick!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 July 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, i should have put that on the disgusting thread.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

'the'?

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 26 July 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

shame, guilt, "what was I thinking?"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 26 July 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

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